₦airaland Forum

Whobedatte:
Overrated camel league player
Only a goal scorer and that’s all !
Another Josef Bican

Is football about passing and dribbling?

How many points can you get in the league with passing and dribbling?

The only thing that matters is Goal
That's what is recorded that actually AFFECTS THE MATCH and THE WHOLE SEASON

I bet if any other player was playing in Saudi and scored 100goals in 1 yr

And haaland has 50

Haaland will be the top scorer in the calender year

This is only Relevant because It is the most famous human being

I'm sure other players have scored more than that in other countries and are not even considered

N2B2:
The coach should have started Garnacho.

Rushford only knows how to slow the game, not pass, and dribble until the ball gets over the touchline.

That guy has just one brain

Rashford collects the ball

He believes he is better than mbappe

He starts running like a horse and tries to shoot

Passing is not in his Brain atall

Last season it worked for him

This season its not, then he should pass or cross the ball

Garnacho can't start a game
He doesn't have the energy

Garnacho only looks good when he comes in second half when his defender is a little tired

Rashford has way more energy And a better player if only he passes the ball like garnacho

If only this coach can just tell rashford

To forget dribbling

Like he should forget it

Be a winger and cross the ball or pass the ball to your striker

safarifarms:
I'm happily married.

People say you should marry someone who has attributes/character that is opposite of you, they say by that you will compliment each other. I'll say, that is a recipe for disaster.

You should marry someone who ticks most of your list (no one can tick all), and also has a lot in common with you. That way you'll have less cause for strife, arguments and strife.

I've had a few misunderstandings with my wife of about 9 years but never had a heated argument, talk less of a fight.

We have a lot in common and hold similar perspective in most things.

Mine is similar

Although not married
Thinking about it


We compliment each other

But when there's fight
It's always heated and bad

We've broken up so many times and back together
All because we're too alike

But I feel because it's dating its still okay

Marriage is different

Hence I belive men should marry ladies way below their level

And women should Marry men way above their level

To maintain respect in the marriage

frankson1:
Are United players this bad that they can't put up 5 clear passes in the midfield 🤦🤦🤦

Since 2022

United has not been able to play 5 to 10 clear passes in the opposition half

The reason why united defence is always under pressure is because of high turn over of possession in dangerous places

Any man with brain can see that
But this Coach and others coaching united are focusing on something else

justmi1:
I'm in tears while typing this. I feel like someone leaked my life story. This is my current predicament only that I'm 33 not 47 and I don't pay that high. After battling masturbation for years, I found myself addicted to prostitutes. I feel very bad after the act. I find it hard to walk up to a girl I like and even if we meet through an event, I lose interest in girls easily as i dont know how to love a girl except to try to sleep with her. I get depressed daily.i have zero social life. I'm just existing in a lonely world. I feel so bad. I need help. 😫

It's very easy

Take a pen and paper

Write this down

1. Don't masturbate or have sex with anyone for 90 days
Anyday you masturbate. Pay any begger on the street 10k
Each day you relapse keep increasing it to 20k, 30k

2. Talk to 100 girls a week
Go out on the street and in the bus

Try your best to get rejected by 90 girls

Try this
Walk up to a girl and ask for directions to a place you know then compliment her that sister you're pretty o and you like her clothe
In the bus
Ask the lady beside you
How much is the transportation even if you know the price

Ask girls obvious questions
Go and talk to any girl

By the time you reach 50
Atleast 2 to 3 will give you a smile and you will find someone you will like more than sex

If you can hold sex for 90days you can do it

Is there still prostitute in Nigeria?

Me I thought
We only have runs girls and open minded girls

A guy that has 2, 3 to 5 girlfriends even married men with girlfriends outside having sex with are what?

A lady with 6 boyfriends or 2
Having sex with them and collecting money all for love and money

Truth or dare games that end up in quickie
Etc

See nobody owns anybody in this generation
Married or not

If you choose to stay single for the rest of your life
That's your personal choice

Population sef is too much
Have sex and pay move on

If you can't be a Father and be a responsible Dad

Pls don't marry and bring any child to this world to suffer pls
I know how many people I see begging on the road everyday

Only responsible men should marry and bring kids to the world

DARLINGTON869:
Incase you don't know, Messi sent Manu (which had Ronaldo then) packing with a champions league final header goal in 2009.

You people need to stop this argument already

Ronaldo in his last interview already admitted it

That Messi is better than him
But in his mind

"He has to always believe he is better than everyone else including messi"

That's what has kept him going for 20yrs
Kudos to him

Also Messi was asked the same question

He knew he is better than Cristiano
But he said

All others come 3rd

It's him and Cristiano Together at the top

So enjoy football
And stop the hate

Both are very very good
One is older than the other

If you watch football during the days of el classico
You know the whole world was all about

2 human beings

Messi and Ronaldo

Not any other player


Their fan base alone is bigger than some continent

OJEEMAH:
The comparison between R9 & CR7 can be argued in two ways.

Statistically, CR7 is better but those that saw R9 would argue that he’s the better Ronaldo cos that niqqa was a nightmare to defenders.

Maybe it would have been different if R9 didn’t suffer career threatening injuries.

All these are just pure hate

The real list is

1. Messi
2. Cristiano Ronaldo
3. Others


If you're a Ronaldo fan
1. Cristiano
2. Messi
3. Others

Those 2 Messi and Ronaldo are by by far better than anyone else
True one is better than the other depends on what you're arguing with

But Cristiano and Messi has been ontop for 3 decades
Since the early 2000's
Throughout the 2010's it was just 2 human beings Messi and Ronaldo
Never happend before
Ballon dor became their property

Non I repeat non out of those had the fortune to stay relevant THAT LONG

To know how hard it is to stay at the top for longer years

Check so so many other players we thought will take over from Messi and Ronaldo
They all rise to fame and fall
While Ronaldo and Messi still keep waxing strong

Delima is good
But Cristiano is better
It's just sad he is older now and people judge him based on his old age performance and forget the beast he was when younger

No other person can compete with Messi

If not for Ronaldo

Messi will have 12 to 13 ballon dors
The others can't compete with Messi

Only Cristiano can and he won 5 times

And you still put him anywhere other than 2nd is just pure hate

Mckandre:
u just killed this game for me and u have no idea. I don't know why some folks too dey do over sabi on everything even when not asked? did he ask u to read him a bedtime story on RD2? Same way one yeye guy for reddit ruined dying light for me and i never went back on that game again,sotey i roast the guy finish. I avoid spoilers like plague🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Don't bother
The game is not worth it
I wish someone dropped it too

They kept saying its the best best best best game ever created of all time. Bla bla bla.
I bought the game

And forced myself to play through a really long boring game over 40hrs

Now imagine

He lost 160 penalties

I couldn't score 2 under that much pressure and crowd

Below $2k

OBIDIENTNAIJA:
Nothing to improve. A drop is enough to fertilize the ova

I don't believe this

Any lady that gets pregnant the guy did it on purpose

Tiny drops probability is very low

Before the thing comes

A guy feels it 15seconds before hand
The guy still leaving it in there means he did it on purpose

Guys in relationship don't use condoms
Most guys only use condoms when they are cheating with multiple girls
And it's for fear of STD and not for pregnancy

Guys have lots and lots of raw sex with their main gf
But will form holy holy online

Offline they do their gfs raw
7times a wk and the girl won't get pregnant
If he actually withdraws 15secs before

BurntDodo:
These are pretty good games. Fair enough. If combat wise, why COD and not Battlefield though?
COD is the classic “already planned no input”game

COD is just that game you come home to after a bad day

And take up your controller

No long cuts cutscence

Just shoot anything that moves as hard as you can continuously
It's the new ones they start adding bullshit movies to it

BurntDodo:
Woah! Who doesn’t love to plan heists, ride horses and shoot shotguns with beautiful sunsets in the back?

Maybe the game is just not your style. I’m a huge fan of the Wild West.

Mention some of the games you reckon are better…

Plan heist?
You don't plan anything

Everything in the game is already planned
You have no real input

It's like watching a movie and you are asked to press □ ○ x

Sometimes you want to run
You are forced to walk
The dialogue is always too long
I even tried being a baddass and start shooting police
Under 1minute
Police don catch you and shoot you down with extreme and precise gunshot to the mfking head

You can't go outside the script
Unlike GTA

I only enjoyed the "beautiful graphics especially in the city"

It's not my type of game
Too many talk talk

My top baddass games that actually allows a player to play the game and not just watch a movie

1. Ghost of tsutushima
2. Devil may cry definitive edition
3. GTA v
4. Mortal Kombat
5. Sleeping dogs
6. Spiderman
7. Spiderman Miles Morales
8. Uncharted 1 to 5 ( you can approach each battle in a different way with different weapons)
9. Call of duty Franchise
10. God of war 3
11. Evil west
12. The order 1866
13. Assassin's creed origins
14. Last of us 1
15. Last of us 2
16. Far cry 3
17. Tomb raider definitive edition
18. God of war 2018
19. God of war Ragnarock
20. Rdr 2


That's my Top 20 according to how I enjoyed them "combat" wise

These are games I finished to the last cutscene

BurntDodo:
I do have PS 1 emulator as well but the games are very boring. I've been spoilt by games like RDR2 that make you forget it's just a game lol need a good story.

I just finished the rdr2 till after Arthur death and John Marston becoming an errand boy

I still don't get the hype

It's a long Season film and not a game
Graphics are good
The action and actual gaming is average
Even the story is not that great
Just a bunch of thieves loyal to one moustache guy

There are more than 20 games I have played that are far better
With actual baddass gameplay that makes you want to replay
And better story

And I have not Used my Gen Atall

For the past 10months

I think I need to go start it to make sure it's still working

Atleast Nigeria is getting one thing right
Which is electricity

From 2hrs per 2 days 3 to 4 yrs ago
To 48hrs to 72hrs straight for the past 1yr

Lagos state will testify

So op should mention the area he is living

And take advice from people above

And Relocate

Ladies
Follow the advice above

And you'll definitely spend a very very long time being single

Or at most
You keep breaking up

This advice is for a lady that has a career or a business
And is making money

Not you that don't have jackshit and depend on your man

And any man in this era that still marries a lady that clean , cook and offer sex only is a stupid man

Men and women should associate with someone that adds value to each other


If you as lady cannot bring in any TANGIBLE money

Just stay unmarried and enjoy your dating life of free gifts from SEX STARVED men

Those men keep increasing daily
Go through your gfs phone or social media and see men flooding her acting all nice just for a hole to put their hose in

gentposh:
The breasts above are very ok

If your woman breast ain't looking like any one above.. bro you have been scammed ooh

Big breast is life

VerifiedGadgets:
N455 best price. It's a verifiable console. Just bought 2months.
With the carton and invoice.

Pls delete the "giveaway you added

See as a rush enter asif you wan dash someone or cut the price to half

luminouz:
So what's the summary of this history bayi?

She is a leech .. period. Who love epp in this case?

He should free the girl

Let the girl go

When you find a girl you truly love

You help her
And if you can't help her because of insufficient funds you talk with her

Not coming to ask

"Should I break up with her"

Another girl will still collect money from you
No matter how careful you are with money

Godoverevery:
Am currently in a relationship with a 31yr old lady for about 2 month now.
She want to buy iPhone 12pro max and she doesn't have the total money.
She has being complaining about how her phone (techno phantom) isn't good enough for pictures and videos bla bla bla from the time we met.

In my last relationship I actually helped my ex get iPhone Xsmas, she didn't have the total money aswell and I added about 55k to get it for her which I later regret with every blood in me and now the same scenario is happening again.

I actually advise her to get a lesser iPhone which her money can buy but she is adamant she want iPhone 12promax just to show off to other ladies in her office.

She expecting me to help her get the phone and add the remaining balance.
From my calculations she is about 70k-80k short of the money to get the phone and honestly I don't have a dime to give cos only a foolish idiot will make the same mistake thrice.

She emotionally blackmailing me and I can't take it anymore.......at 31yrs I expect more understanding and more important priorities.

Brother I will advice you break up with her

She is not the one for you

You don't love her that much to even consider her as your wife

Any money you spend on a woman and you regret it means you spent it on the wrong lady

The joy of a man is to provide for his lady
You should get joy in paying for it

I have one rule for after 30 guys

don't date a lady if she is not your wife material

If she is sexy for sex
Have your sex and move on

To be in a relationship at 30+ means you should be looking to settle down
If she is a lady that ticks all your boxes

And you truly love her

Even if you are poor
You will get joy in paying for her

Then when rich or comfortable you won't even want her to stress

But you feel this way because you are already thinking about breaking up with her later

And you don't see her as your wife

Once you find a lady that loves you
And you truly love
And you two are ready to spend the rest of your life together

Spending for each other should not bother you

But the main thing is True love is scarce

VinnyBaba:
Didn't Watch the Game.
BUT
I suspect that Saliba must have CAGED him.🤔🙂🙂

That Guy always has Haaland in HIS POCKET due to his Equally BIG size.🤨

It's like Haaland struggles against BIG, STRONG Defenders!
It is said Dawson Guy of Wolves CAGED him too Last week!😕

He will NOT score even 20goals this Season @this Rate!😟😒

He'll get over 20

Manchester united is still there for him to score hattricks home and away

VinnyBaba:
Ogbeni, Stop that YEYE Bored Talk.😏😕

Man City that Won their First 6 EPL Matches.

Man City's problem is Lack of an Attacking Midfielder to Replace De Bryune and Feed Haaland.🤨😒

Guardolia is Not Bored @All. His Team is Struggling Abit due to the Mentioned Factor. 🤨

Did they struggle with those 6 matches without de bryune

Bored in the sense he no longer take the hard approach but still find a way to beat everyone

If this line up was against mamchester united. Pep will beat them with this casual team selection

But arsenal are a better team currently

Silva played out of position
Doku should start or even greelish
Lewis should not be in a serious physical game he is good but not for the role of De bryune

Pep was casual about the game

Then Mr Haaland as usual can't do nothing without a tapin

killsmith:
Guardiola's ego is his problem. From releasing gundogan, to benching grealish to selling players. He feels he's to good to use anyone to beat anyone, he can bench anyone anytime. He will learn.

Actually I believe Pep is bored of the Premier league
So he just casually does whatever

I won't be surprised if he leaves after this season to a new League

Imagine you owning the hardest league in the world for 7 yrs
Giving other teams players and coaches just so they can give you a challenge

Truthsave:
Halland under Saliba 😁

Haaaland making it difficult to defend him that he deserves the ballon dor

So what is his impact in all of city big games

He is used to smaller teams like man united and co

Gandrova:
Why should I block my ex?
I will be happy watching her succeed because I strongly believed mine is around the corner.

Strong

My ex got a job she was chasing

And now
Her account dey increase in millions

Imagine she still dey with me, I for dey enjoy

Because that girl is a cheerful giver even when she wasn't that rich

But her mouth too sharp and gets angry easily . Can hold malice for yrs

Money is not everything
But I dey consider to go back to my ex bayi o and manage the sharp mouth compare to all these urgent 2k and entitled girls wey full outside

I just dey spend money

United got lucky today

Good defending from Brentford

Was so hard for rashford to do what he does best because 4 players crowded the box

Rashford can sprint past players
Not a creative player

Nobody is saying anything about hojlund

He's really growing into that team with the way he holds defenders and the ball to feet

If only he can work on shooting with his right leg

It's a disadvantage to have hojlund and anthony with just 1 left leg all game

Anthony impressed too with all the booing he got he put in pressure and cut in

Scott should be a striker
Even in his country he plays forward

Scott usually plays better first time shot better than Martial

AlphaHakimi:
Psychologically speaking, you see those duties a house help renders in a family, is exactly what a man wants/Expects from his wife.

Women don't understand that cooking, sweeping, and generally taking care of the home is what most men want from marriage. They think their matrimonial duty is just to sleep with their husband.

Once a man starts admiring a house help who is good with her duty, the man naturally begins to like her and hence most men end up sleeping with them.

Again wives don't understand that the only difference between them and a house help is title. Most house helps are prettier and more homely than madam.

Some people may disagree with what I just wrote, but if you search deeply in your heart, you will discover it is the truth.

Shalom

You're aware most house helps are underage?

Abi what are you people smoking

The op said if you must cheat why not go outside

Why with house help

90% of house help are usually ladies under 20
From 13 to 18
Looking for money