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SemperFid:
Let it continue. My fiverr earnings plus my crypto daily trade de give me joy. I make 10$ daily in trading and that is just about 10k just lying on my bed.

My optometry practice license expired and I no even know because I studied optometry for 6 years and I have never thought about using it to find a job and I don't know if I ever will.

Omo
Let me learn from you

Even if na $2 per day

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Sha

And na all these yeye Instagram big bumbum cause am

You wake up see breast and yansh everywhere

Every single guy is a lion both married or single because you're stirred up by what you see offline and online daily

All male wants sex every single day as long as dey get an erection

I even know of someone that has issues in marriage because the wife doesn't do bj

Some complain of sex style

Ladies during dating period can satisfy your fantasy but when married

You can't expect her to put your sexual needs first above the Kids and family needs

Because she will be naturally tired to do those kind of fantasies these yeye influencers put in your mind

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See why these ladies prefer this kind of men

They don't use all their frustrations on the lady and Their account always smilling

See how gentle the guy is

If na 5k you send the girl na, you go won wound her

Aust1n:
Make God help us as men.. women will either make you or destroy you. Try fear women

How many people woman don make?

I dey always thank God everyday for the last 1 month

For getting me out of a toxic relationship

Once e don dey reach the level of she dey shout for your head, she dey slap you, you dey return the slap back, she cry and you now feel bad

As a guy I'll advice you end it

Because if you injure that girl, nobody wan know who start am or if she Break your head

You as a man will suffer for it in a very very Hard way because anybody that will be the judge be it man or woman will always Protect the lady

Although I miss the fun part of the relationship and all the isekuse we did

But Move on be a better person

Moskido:
Let me hear word , young ronaldo is too exceptional to be compared to dat basic baller called halland...I hve written him off since,, he does less on d pitch apart from tappings and penalties.... Aside messi, Mbappe is the current versatile player now...but still the KING OF FOOTBALL *MESSI* must be honoured... His 8th ballor dor can't be denied

This is what I used to tell people and they pretend it's not true

If not for Cristiano Ronaldo

Messi will have 12 ballon dor

Nobody I repeat nobody can compete with him

All others are either 1 or 2 season. Wonders or tappins merchant

Only Ronaldo could steal 5 from him during his prime

So Messi is winning this over haaland

As Ronaldo is now washed asin so disappointing he is a shadow of himself

But guess 20yrs was enough
I watch Ronaldo yesterday in Portugal and he has been doing for long

He is like a lukaku

When he was younger he was good enough to battle Messi

Now it's sad how far he has fallen to not being able to dribble 1 player or SPRINT. RONALDO that was faster than Mbappe

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Wodu89:
Hire a truck. PataPata 70-100k move your properties once to your new location. It also caters for the transportation cost for you as a person. The selling option isn't the best way to go about it. There are truckers that would move them to any state without breaking the bank

Thanks for the advice

Money factor also
Trying to raise some money

These are things I can buy later to replace

If I don't see a serious buyer obviously will have to move them

I'm posting it for people who might need them also

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Chidolalar:
Yes that is why he will always be called penaldo bcuz he is just a useless penalty merchant
And that is why Messi d undisputed GOAT is d all time top scorer WITHOUT penalties in a whooping 140+ lesser appearances than that overrated piece of penalty shit called penaldo
Imagine Messi having more non-penalty goals from open play in a massive 140+ lesser appearances than that penaldo
Walai penaldo is just an overated penalty merchant
This year alone penaldo has scored 9 penalties while Messi has scored none.
Penaldo wanted to score a PENTRICK d other day in camel league but he cunningly avoided not taking it bcuz d backlash will be too much from fans and media

Kids

Ronaldo should be retired since 2 yrs ago

Anything he does since the last 2yrs is irrelevant to me

Since his decline at the age of 38 at united to Anything Saudi is irrelevant because that's not top level football

Judge him for the 20 awesome years he gave us in Europe
Some wanna be I better reach Goat level sef don't last 10yrs in top football
Hazard best premier league player that year what happend to him

Delima Ronaldo and Ronaldinho sef didn't play at the Top at age 33

To me they were both great players


140+ games

Are they the same age?

Did they start playing at the same time

Ronaldo started before Messi

Why not compare Messi stats to Ronaldo when Messi is also 38 to when Ronaldo 38

Not digging 35 yrs old Messi to Ronaldo of 38

So they are supposed to have same number of games?

Messi is 35 yh?
Well Ronaldo was 35 3yrs ago

Last world cup
He was 33/34

Go watch which club he was playing at then

Kids can even compare Rooney with Harry kane forgetting their age is different but because goals are not too far from each other

Rooney has more games than Harry kane

Chidolalar:
Highest penalty goal scorer and NOT highest all time goal scorer
And Messi d Undisputed GOAT has more outside d box goals against penaldo in 140+ leaser appearances.
Messi d undisputed GOAT will always be ahead and better than penaldo because he has achieved far more than penaldo and plays far better than penaldo (game play).
Goals win games and yet Messi d undisputed GOAT has more career trophies than penaldo.
So it means penaldo only scores useless goals
No wonder he has no international MVP in 14 international appearances.
No Wonder he has no single medal in d greatest and biggest tournament in world football
No Wonder he is d biggest world cup flop in history
Imagine a useless goal scorer who has no Goals and assists and any single MOTM in 5 world cup appearances.
Messi will forever be ahead than that overrated piece of penalty shit whether you or anybody likes it or not.
It is only brainless and delusioned folks that will rate a useless local penalty champion ahead of the ONLY world champion and undisputed GOAT that has completed football

Lol

See how you vent out on a billionaire
And someone even far more successful than 99.9% of footballers alive

If you can write all these hate on Ronaldo

As useless as you claim the most useless

Lol

Lukaku is better than Ronaldo

Even wellbeck is better than him

You have tried

Your hate is duly noted

Well I don't think Unsuccessful people get hate
Only hate on successful people

Like you now
Who will sit down in another country and write an epistle of how useless you are in your profession When in your mind you're actually the best at what you currently do

Let me guess no one

CandidAdmin:
As the question goes, how many people have you said I love you to?

For me it's zero.

Question for the day - How many of them did you mean?

The only person I have said I love you to and I meant it was my

[/b]secondary school crush that year [b]

Ever since then

All the I love you was I love something about that particular person

And when the thing tire me

The love don clear be that

It's either I chop breakfast or the person serve it

Chidolalar:
Carry your rigged ucl Penaldo was winning with pure offside goals and dubious and undeserved penalties and get out
Imagine penaldo playing over 183+ penalties
Penaldo for a reason
D only individual award penaldo deserves is penalty d'or
Very useless and overrated penalty merchant

Bro

Let me even help you hate him more

Ronaldo has played 183 official penalties

And has Scored 154

Meaning he missed 29
In official games

So yes He is Penaldo
The best penalty taker


Messi has taken 140 penalties
Scored 109
Missed 31

Messi can't be called pessi because he doesn't play penalties he gives those 140 penalties to other players

See let the matter rest

You're allowed to have your favourite

Leave people to their own favourite

This just like Wizkid v Davido debate

Stick to who you like or enjoy both

You rant on one the loyal fans of the other will come for you

Chidolalar:
And billions and billions of people rate Messi over that overrated piece of penalty and tapin local shit in world football

Billions noni

So Messi has more "loyalist" fans than Ronaldo,
Die hard fans?

Even rocket goals from half the field too is tapin
140 headers are tapins
Free kicks are tapins
Hundreds of winning goals and clutch goals are tapins

[/b]Even Haaland the king of tapins can't call Ronaldo tapin[b]

But its cool

Fans of the dwarf are always Bitter

What's my Own. HISTORY WILL FOREVER have Ronaldo's name As the Highest goal scorer in the history of the game

[/b]Football is all about Goals[b]

Not dribbles
Goals win games
Not dribbles

No matter how ugly it is
Goal is Goal

Messi has Hundreds of Penalties
Ronaldo can't be sorry He actually Scores the penalty which adds point to his team and Stats to his name

So yes He is Penaldo the best penalty taker

charleyboy:
Make Ronaldo go bring e arranged World Cup come make we see.
Ronaldo has nothing to show for his 5 outings at the World Cup, that’s a big shame for a player you consider great.

Please apart from Pele, name another player that has one 3 World cups, your hate and bias is just so obvious.

At least he had a silver medal to show from 2014, it doesn’t matter at what age he won it, it tells you a lot if a 35 year old can give you a stellar performance at the World’s biggest change, becoming the MVP of the tournament, shame to the younger ones in the tournament.

The dwarf is well known all over the world and na that e dwarfism dey give am stability to dribble and play scintillating football.

He can go and play anywhere he wishes, he has nothing to prove to anyone and has completed football, he stands tall above every other in the game of football.

Goodluck to him

Well Millions and millions of people outside Nairaland

Still believes Ronaldo is far Greater than Messi

I and Many many Millions of people belong to That group

Privileged to watch him From 2003 till 2023

20yrs of real Greatness

Kids that started watching him when he became old and started declining can rant all they want

Messi will be 38yrs old one day

Ronaldo at 37 was still in the Premier league Hardest league of all even when he was too old for that league
Started declining at 38 faster
Ronaldo de Lima and Ronaldinho sef no reach 33yrs at the top level

So you can continue adding "Undisputed " to Messi

When half sports fan around the world Follow the other person

Both are great

But I prefer Ronaldo by far

Made so so many memories for me when young

Chidolalar:
Penaldo should become the ONLY World champion to complete football like d undisputed GOAT Messi before he can come close to d Undisputed GOAT Messi.
Imagine comparing a useless penalty and tapin local champion like penaldo who has no single medal and zero world cup knockout goals and assists in d biggest and greatest tournament to an undisputed world champion like Messi who has completed football

Carry his arranged world cup and stick it up his a.hole

Mbappe has a world cup

If Messi is so great

Why doesn't he have 3 to 5 world cups?

Why wait till 35 to lift world cup. What happened to being the best and winning the world cup every year its organised as the "Undisputed" goat

So many players have 3 world cups

If France won that match
Mbappe would Have 2 world cups

If Messi fans Respected Ronaldo For all the blood he gave the sport

I don't even see what you people enjoy in that boring dwarf weirdo aside dribbling and scoring

Personality Zero. Charisma zero. Inspiration Zero. Celebration Zero. Influence sef to me Zero

Why so many Players not following the Best player to MLS?

Let me guess MLS clubs are poor and they don't have money like Saudi?

Since those in Saudi went for money ba

Nasri100:
I remember that world cup final when Argentina were leading France 2 - 0. My whatsapp status section was relatively very mute.

Then Mbappe did the comeback and everywhere was buzzing. Ronaldo fans (mostly man United fans) were buzzing everywhere.

I saw the frustration and hurt when Messi eventually got his price. Many didnt want him to win it.

I actually respect Messi & Ronaldo. Both changed the game.

However i will always pick Messi cause hes better.

Messi is not better kankan

Messi changed club once and went to Psg and flopped
Got booed out


Ronaldo has had to adapt to 3 different clubs in 3 different countries before moving to Saudi making it 4

In all 3 he did exceptionally well infact over well

(Pls I don't count anything in his old age from 37,38yrs onwards because to me he should be retired already by 36)

If only you know how changing club and league can destroy a good player

Ask Hazard the best player in the Premier league become shit in laliga

For that Alone

Ronaldo is the best

Just look at his numbers at Real madrid
450goals in 437 matches

Meaning he scored more goals than matches played

Now imagine he started his career from real madrid and ended it there for 17yrs straight like messi before shipping out to PSG

Adapting to a new club 3 times during His PRIME makes Him my Goat

Ronaldo is still the last Premier league player to win the ballo dor

Since how many years ago?

If haaland is lucky and can Win 1 above Favourite Messi then congrats to him

Because it takes something extraordinary To beat Messi in the eyes of Fifa

And Ronaldo did it 5 different years

fergie001:
I have never wanted a Coach to be sacked as much as Ten Hag.

I have been shouting this since December, Dem say I be Ronaldo fan-boy. Baba don't know anything jareh.

He's definitely going soon

Because his signings are shit

Just bringing bullshit players to add to the bullshit we have

Mount
Anthony
Onana
Evans
Weghourst
Etc

And he's too stubborn to bench anthony

Gernacho should have been brought in way earlier
Hojlund too since halftime

Dollywood:
How were those goals Onana's fault?

That guy wasted almost 30mins caressing balls we were meant to be playing

Then any shot against him na sure goal

From pre season to now

How many goals has he swallowed

arantess:
JESUS
I talk am here onana na clown in a circus

He has learnt today

The first match he played and they kept scoring asif he is doing bonanza

I already knew united season is over

Last 5 seasons

United have been saved ONLY BY DE GEA

United defense gets hammered so many shots de gea saves

Onana can't save shit

Then he waste almost 1hr on the ball caressing it

BoldBrainz:
You cannot blame Onana for this one. You cannot.

I will and I will

As I dey buy eafc 24

I dey transfer am comot for united
Bring back my de gea

Rubbish wanna be ball playing basket keeper

Ade1177:
Very any how keeper

Like wtf are you a keeper or a midfielder

When they shoot at him

Na instant goal

He leaves his job and be dancing on the ball

Who needs all that romancing when all he'll do is give it back to the opponent

Onana

AZControversial:
Honestly! He's trouble that keeps waiting to happen.

f!!!! Onana

Very stupid keeper

prinsam30:
na u dey mind them, aswear some people sentiment no go allow them see the truth, United are not known of playing from the back that's a strange kind of playing football in united even the great Sir Alex will not play this shît pattern

If only Erik didn't sign mount and actually spent that money on strikers.

United needs 6 forwards that are hungry for goals

Like are they blind

See Liverpool
Gakpo
Nunes
Jota
Salah
Dias
Etc

These guys are hungry for goals

United has just rashford
Then others dancing with the ball then pass back

AZControversial:


Onana plays like he's under the influence of some substance. He derives pleasure in dancing with the ball for some time.

Very any how keeper

Like wtf are you a keeper or a midfielder

When they shoot at him

Na instant goal

He leaves his job and be dancing on the ball

Who needs all that romancing when all he'll do is give it back to the opponent

descartes400:
With him on the field, we are playing minus one.

Baba Anthony is the only forward in that team in the first half

Martial should be sent to sunday school

That guy just wasted a whole first half

Even worse than harverts

And pls
This onana is very very annoying to me

If you want to be a player go and remove that yellow shirt and sign as a midfielder

Which one is ball reach your side you use 10mins to caress ball and send it back to the opponent

His real job to save goals or stop shots ZERO

Onana is the worst keeper in the Premier league