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iLegendd:
Let me ask you guys a question. When a digitally frustrated rat is being ignored, but he kept coming to your room to search for food or wifi, what should the rat be called?

A) Attention seeker
B) Stubborn rat
C) Witch/Wizard
D) The rat should be killed

B)sturbborn rat

Possessedchild:
Like you are aware of my thoughts.

I have only seen a picture of that book i don dey hear about that book since make iLegendd allow us see the book small even if na 2pages

iLegendd:
He thought I was joking and being playful as usual.

Though, I told him I'll forever ignore him, but he can't ignore me. Months later, here he is. Anyway, I must confess — I'm the cause why he's addicted to me. I pressed a certain psychological mumu button in his head, so he'll forever stalk me till old age.

What I used on him is inside our book called ESCOFi and that's one of the reasons I refused to sell that book after writing it. People are begging to buy it, but I have refused to avoid trouble. The technique is magic. It's a psychological remote control. That guy is being controlled by me. He needs to meet a pastor for prayers.

I think I'm wicked at time sha. Lol.

Boss abeg give this book na abeg

LillyVal:
What’s Your Relationship status?

� Single.

� Engaged.

� Married.

� Taken.

� Taken for granted.

� Situationship.

� Let's just thank God for the gift of life.

Single

LillyVal:
Mention one good quality about you that you are proud of.
Let Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am Result oriented

My ears sharp pass blade(i have a good listening habit)

..

LillyVal:

Troublesome girl how are you?

hope you did not wee wee on the bed sha

LillyVal:

The way i dey look you he be like say you go troublesome wella

abi i dey lie?

iLegendd

Tony142:
No, is not a dictionary, but a dick using missionary style

chinsos!! This guy abeg no spoil pastor like me

Tony142:
Badt guy, see as u just use style take chatdict the babe

Am a pastor sir so i don't know what chatdict means

is it a dictionary?

LillyVal:
Most Nigerian men are boring and very annoying. All this broke ass niga ranting here, the only thing you guys is good at is to ask senseless questions? Imagine ansering 400+ msgs of "How are you? have you eaten? where are you?"which school? did you graduate?, Where are you from? what do you do for a living? from?what do you do for fun?"

Meanwhile some of you guys didn’t write jamb while some can’t buy monthly data for themselves but they are online looking for serious relationships, the best way to discharge those fools is demand for money. My sister I repeat demand for money , so that the idiot will free you and get serious with his life. Some are even under age but because there auntie bought phone for them they will not have respect.

Some guys so annoying, when u become too nice dey start asking for you number, ifyou say no it's a problem o if u send it another problem... Me like dis I can be very nice buh once you send me ur number I stop chatting wit you dat how annoying I can be..... Thank you

Advice
As soon as a girl begins to give you these attitude, just know that, she is not interested in your chats

You dey vex oo abeg chill jare

chizzypresh:
see you

you want to see me?

Oya come to our house then

chizzypresh:
U just confirmed iit

i can't dig well buh i can dig bore hole oo

chizzypresh:
Adeboi u no welll ooooo

U no know before ni?

oxiide22:
okay but am Muslim

Okay go see your Alfa then

iLegendd:
For women, Ashawo is enough. Do you have further questions?

Digital ashawo abi?

oxiide22:
hhh I am ready for it

Go to the pastor of ur church and explain to him

LillyVal:
Dear men,
What Makes You Reject A Lady After Her First Visit

if she can't cook

oxiide22:
what?

meaning: them go soon get u oo


u better goan be drinking anointing oil fast fast

oxiide22:
Hi I am having this dream whenever I fall asleep either in night or day. Eating dream, almost every time I fall asleep I will dream eating food or meat. I need interpretation pls

Boss won ti Fe get e ni yen!!!

opebiboy:
and the gospel of yahoo is greater than the scam gospel of the bible

Well me i no sabi that one ooo

chizzypresh:
Very soon u will understand

OK oo i will be waiting

iLegendd:
You are either depressed or 5 months away from depression or 5 years away from depression.

The only solution is to acquire a digital skill now. Your certificate no go save you o!

I was at an organization recently to do something,while i was waiting i noticed the way the manager(female) was just giving orders and shouting at the other workers and that made me hate office work the more.

chizzypresh:
This and that

more explanation oooo because i no understand

chizzypresh:
Wetin u neva do

Oya tell me everything i have done am listening

helinues:
Why is Mtv base not showing/playing any of Naira Marley's song?

Because he is preaching the gospel of Yahoo

chizzypresh:
You self

Lol wetin i do oo

haaaaaa !!! na ojoro where is my own share na

wow this is cool

is this another promo?

iLegendd come see something oo them don do this brother strong thing ooo

iLegendd:
Please, don't body-shame my Teni.

Am not body shaming her oo infact am her fan i listen to her songs well irrespective of her stature i still like her songs