₦airaland Forum

bigCassava:
Please assist me , I am tired of hitting people's lips .

YouTube is the solution bro

iLegendd:
None is worth it. Staying idle and having lots of children is the best.

Haaaaaa!! poverty go injure anybody wey try am oo[center][/center]

iLegendd:
Be wise. Follow The Men's Pyramid of Greatness and wisdom will never depart from you. Don't be a BWM (Brother Wey Mumu).

"What is The Men's Pyramid of Greatness?" You asked. Do you really want to know?

Yes we want to know

iLegendd:
Here in Rivers, I think we are deadlier than them, but since the president supports them, I have no choice than to avoid them because if you hurt one Fulani girl or even cow, the herdsmen will visit you with Nigerian army. That's double wahala.

wow i Never knew Rivers people are deadly i think say na Edo and ijaw people o

iLegendd:
No girlfriend and not married. Do you have anyone for me? Though, I'll get married before Buhari's second tenure expires. Then I can bid Nairaland goodbye.

If you have a virtuous woman for me, let me know. I can marry any ethnic group since we Rivers people don't discriminate. The only exception is Fulani women — I don't want trouble from herdsmen.

Those Fulani guys will just RUGArize ur head

@iLegendd

iLegendd:
I just decided to check, so I noticed sales is rising. Now it's 200 pounds and that is 90k. This is 90k without doing anything in 15 days with just a book. Before today or tomorrow ends, it should be 100k.

Listen, I wrote this book with my ugly Android phone. If I can do it, you are guaranteed to do better. This is just chicken change, but it's better than crime or spending all your time in a Bet9ja shop.

u forgot to add big brother naija

iLegendd:
Learn from this man http://www.piano-play-it.com/

I learned a lot from his YouTube video in 2010. Search for his circle of fifth video.

Thanks

Lilianefontse

AkwaetitiBabe

how do you guys see it

iLegendd:
Funny. If you want to remain poor as a graphic designer, then look for ways to get clients. I don't design for people — just personal, so I don't need clients. If you want clients, then Fiverr is the best place for now.

If I'm to advise you, I'll say stop looking for clients and start writing books. With your graphic skill, you're 10 steps ahead of most.

If you can't write books, then register on Fiverr and you'll get clients. After making some money, switch to book and hire ghostwriters. For further inquire on how to go about it, Google and YouTube will handle them.

Boss am finding it difficult to understand circle or 5th even after watching YouTube videos

Thanks for you comments guys pls keep them coming

iLegendd:
If you're a man, visit our website for any sex and dating books written by Joe Clef https://shop.wetclef.com or go to our forum and ask all your dating questions and you'll get answers for free https://manymen.men


Thank you.

Written by Joe Clef
Posted by iLegend.

nice write up I learnt something

wehdone boss

@ubunja

Op you wan hear the truth?


most of the advice here will just confuse you, just contact the person i asked you to contact then make sure u are ready to take corrections form gurus in the dating game.

do all the above listed things I posted and u will be okay.

Godoverevery:
Good afternoon everyone.
it has been a sad weekend for me....hope y'all remember the thread I posted last month about my fiancée I gave some money to do business and she messed up.... just want to give an update of event.
After that day I posted the thread and everything I read here I decided to end things with her.....so I blocked her on whatapp and every other social media platforms and barred all her number after I told her it was over.
fast forward to Friday I received a call from one of our mutual friend ....he asked what wrong with my gf .....I replied I don't no ooo....so he asked if I have seen her status message s...... I said no so I told him to download or screen and send it to me.( I didn't tell most of friends weren't dating anymore only 2 knew because I love keeping my matter private)....he sent it and to my surprise the message was shocking but I didn't give a shit.....I called my friend and laughed it off that is just a normal stunt.
Around past 11 my phone rang I didn't no the number so i didn't pick but it kept ringing by the 4th time I picked to my surprise it was her twin brother.....he was just cursing and insulting me with several threat.......I tried to talk him down to know what was going on but he was just shouting and all so I cut the call...he continued calling and I was aborting the call ....later on I off my phone.
I was angry but later on slept off ....I woke up around past 4am ....switched my phone back on..... messages started flying in both SMS and whatapp......to cut the story short.
the girl cut all her hair off with scissor.... already bought sniper .....wrote a note down and was ready to kill herself.
I immediately called some of my friends explained things to them.....I also called one of her close friend and she explained everything to me that it was for real and she was going there as day break.
my friends came to my place very early on Saturday so my neighbors........we decided to go down there to see what was actually going on.......on getting there we met few people at the front of the house so I was kinda scared going in but my friends insisted we go in.
so I called that her friend and she came outside to meet us gave me the load down of what happened......I was devastated ......this girl wanted to kill herself because of me...we decided to go inside ...when we entered she was laid down in the middle of there sitting room sleeping .....as I entered after my friends all her friends started cursing me and insulting......we were trying to plead they should calm down she woke up and saw me....she just started crying with lot of crazy drama...we were pushed outside Nd told to leave .....we didn't have any choice but to leave.
while outside her elder brother walked up to us and introduce himself....so I explained what happened to him that lead to the break up....a while later her twin brother dash in with some of his friends charging towards me.....he was stop by is big bro with several slaps and hitting before he could calm down.....he was shouting they want to treat my Bleep up ......some elderly people intervened and he backed out with lot of threat.
Her elder bro then request we go see there parent together which I accepted... getting there I apologize and explained my side of things which her mum was aware of..... after discussion her brother collect my account number and transfer all the money back to me immediately......they told me to leave after then(I saw hate in her dad eye especially for me).
To be honest I felt guilty and I don't know why.......I was sober through out yesterday after getting back home......I couldn't even go to church today.
Have just been thinking what if her neighbor didn't see the status and immediately rushed to her house(becos she actually delete all her siblings number and all her friends around so they won't see the status message but forgot the lady number).....she has already written a letter which I saw and read myself.

Right now am really lost in thought..,....am not myself.......am just devastated because if she has succeeded I don't think I can live with that for the rest of my life infact my parent will be very much disappointed cos is stigma I can't erase.
Right now I don't know if I should get back with her and carry it as my cross or I should lock up......but am scared what if she tries it again because she is taking the break up thing the hard way.....I should have attached pic of the status messages and all.....but scared she may have friends here and it won't speak well.

I need you guys honest and matured advise on what to do pls......

Females will always be dramatic pls don't go into any relationship with her again o what she might do can be worse than what she has done before.I hope you have learnt your lesson


PS:don't date or marry someone out of pity the result is always disastrous


contact iLegendd on 07016226793 explain to him and he will recommend some books to you

MRBrownJ:
@bluskyee
you can come on NL and pretend to be whoever you desire, whatever makes you sleep better at night, BUT the last thing you should claim to be is a man who has as much cootie cat as he desires. you see, such man with enough coochie does NOT need to A) come on NL to brag about it, but most importantly, B) that man wouldnt DESPERATELY open a thread on NL looking for coochie, like you did below:

https://www.nairaland.com/2974780/how-hot-like-it



so, just as much as we may not care about Bill Gate, we care even less about deluded people on NL inventing phoney lives for themselves, in order to feel better about the possible miserable lives they are living.

chai!!! See casting

Finelinks:
"When I grow up, I would be rich and would build houses and give to the poor "

This was one of my musings growing up. Now in my very late twenties, the dream looks utopian, quixotic and unrealisable. For I have no house of my own let alone one to give to the poor free or rent free.


Life can be uncertain.
The vulcaniser in his fifties, on the street, could have aimed to be wealthy but it never came to pass.

The 40 year old truck pusher could have struggled to be rich but it was never to be.


Life, some say, is best lived in the early 20s. For after then one might start shouldering responsibilities. This is worse if the family is not wealthy. And if one doesn't earn well, one might find oneself in a rat race, a vicious cycle wherein one lives from paycheck to paycheck-- with little or nothing to save and being stuck.


These days I am always downcast, thinking about my life, unsure of what the future holds. Indecisive. Uncertain about which option or decision to take. Many times , I have thought of migration from the East to Lagos, Abuja or even Canada.

"Pray to God for direction, they counsel.'

I have prayed yet nothing.
Does God really care?.
Are our affairs his concerns?
Is there anything like predestination or determinism?
Are some people designed or destined to be poor?
What does the bible mean when it acknowledges ---- both in the old and new testaments-- that the poor would always be there?

But wait, could some be termed rich if there are no poor?
How could be one be said to be tall if there are no short people?

I am confused, very.

How do I get rich and help people too?

How?

Really tired, I am.

Acquire skills that are digital then teach it to people online or offline

@iLegendd

@iLegendd

iLegendd:
I have vowed to keep my books away from people who know me. That is the fastest way for your account to be terminated.

The reason I flash Lasticle and other books on NL is because those books are for my Nigerian audience. They are not on Amazon with those same names and titles.

OK no problem boss I was thinking I could benefit from those books.

iLegendd:
Great skills. One of the things I learned 10 years ago. That skill alone can make you all the money you ever wanted in life. I have written some books on that niche.

Wow!!! I will like to see those books if you don't mind.

iLegendd:
The answer is English. You need to work on your spelling. That's all.

1. Loose = not tight.
Lose = not interested / no longer.

2. Make = plural.
Makes = singular.

3. Start a sentence with capital letter.

Women judge men by their English, intelligence, looks, and wallet.

Becoming a GMC doesn't mean you must not be intelligent. Also, becoming intelligent doesn't mean you must go to school.

Nice guys will always tell you to make money. No, it's not all about the money, but money is good. If your personality sucks, everything sucks. Our personalities are not only influenced by how we act, but what we think of ourselves subconsciously.

The way you treat and handle yourself, is the way people will treat you. If you always tell yourself you're not worth it, people will treat you that way even during chat or a 1-on-1 conversation.

How you feel or the fears you harbor becomes your reality. If you continue to let the bad things that happened in your past weigh your future down, then you don't have a future.

This is what most introverts go through in life until they break through.

The only fear you should have in this life is the fear of being too great until your enemies notice you.

In summary, work on your written English — at least, it will make you appear intelligent. After that, acquire some social and digital skills.

Thanks boss

what make me loose interest in any girl I crush on is if I talk to her or message her and she ignores me


@iLegendd

iLegendd:
Yes, sleep is good for memory improvement, but sleep is also what made most Nigerians poor.

Boss am learning how to play the keyboard I will be done in the next three months.I hope to do something digital with it when am done like music production or teaching on youtube

iLegendd:
Yeah, been a while. How's life? I prefer chatting with you on WhatsApp but it seems you hardly use it.

yeah I don't use that number all the time

u can chat with me on this number 080

AwkaetitiBabe:
Yes I can relate

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share your own experience joor

iLegendd:
Now you're trolling, so have a nice day.

Boss it's been a while o