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Omo!!!

Enjoyment

Boss teddy bear no suffer reach pillow

Chai!! if pillow get mouth ehn the things wey pillow go talk go shock you like broda shaggi

chizzypresh:
I hear Wia you go hide since na

I have been ghosting jare.

chizzypresh:
Yea yea

haaaa am not safe
lemme off my slippers and run o

chizzypresh:

This one chizzy is smiling at me laidis
am I safe?

chizzypresh:

This one chizzy is smiling at me laidis
am I safe?

iLegendd:
The first challenge in my main post is void, so focus on the one below.

Options

A. Suicide
B. Deactivating my WhatsApp
C. Deactivating my Nairaland account (hard to do, but I'll try)
D. Information overload and trying to turn off everything SM till December 25th
E. Total detoxification from the Internet for a month or more (hard to do, but I'll try)
F. Total Isolation from humans till December
G. Marriage wahala — virgin

(Searching for a virgin since I'm a virgin too. It seems there is no single virgin like me in Nigeria — maybe, I should go to Ethiopia to look for a virgin wife)

All the above are true, except suicide, but they aren't in order of priority. Whoever can arranged them perfectly based on the way I prioritize the list in my head will get 5k card.

b
c
e
d
f
g

iLegendd:
Any comment without a like gets 2k card. If all the comments have likes, then 1k each will given to WrittyWritter, Godada (the first commenter), and who again?

And me

iLegendd:
Those that are interested in this promo, but don't have a Kobo right now, type YES.

Those that are not interested, type NO.

YES.

Boss

iLegendd:
No insult yet. The ones above are too weak. I want those ones that contain all the bad words — including immaturity, childish, attention seeker, broke, idíot, etc.

Boss I need white sparkling teeth like yours how did you go about it?

iLegendd

iLegendd:
Long one. I have actually achieved all I wanted on this forum and I'm grateful to Séun. So, I don't want to overstay my welcome to avoid giving every Tom, Dick, and Harry easy access to talking to me anyhow they want without fear.

I noticed something on this forum. If you overstay, you're doomed to be looked down on.

Banky W was here promoting his Ebutemeta song and when he made it, he had to run for his sanity.

Bet9ja owner was here and when he made it, he had to run to avoid kids putting their hands in his ass.

AlexReport made it, but he is still here reporting and for being here, Nairalanders look down on him a lot and call him names.

By the way, I haven't made it until I see myself in Heaven, then I know I have made it. Unfortunately, no single Nigerian is going to Heaven — we're all doomed for Hell because we're an evil nation.

It's better to be overrated than underrated. Too much availability, closeness, or lack of space breeds undervalue.

I hate having my products undervalued. Though, no one undervalues my products, except those who can't afford them.

This is one of the laws of 48 laws of power.

iLegendd:
Wow! 701 threads on Nairaland + my 600+ in my old account. I think I need to give this forum a break.

Boss is it short break or long break.

MichaelPoem002:
800?!

yeah bro.

MichaelPoem002:
Oh, Nov. 2

It'd be verified - since FG already okayed school resumptions. It still falls under the period of "after election."

By the way, what level and dept are you?

Mass communication department 800 level

MichaelPoem002:
I'm happy at this news o.


The way I eat these days is really alarming, I've become too lazy, too ...everything!

I missed my friends too, Just so you know, this environment is really influencing me badly and I can begin the purging procedures when AAUA verifies that tentative "Nov. 3" speculation.

AAUAite howfar na Nov 2 o but it's still tentative.

iLegendd:
Hahaha. Let me act like Broda Shaggi with my reply. Oyibo say what? A depression of a cosmopolitan agenda is a government privacy of frustration. Thaynk you.

Boss I don drop my own explanation.

iLegendd:
Hmm. Those explanations are hmm — the true meaning is deeper than that.

frustration is when you can't do anything to change something or a situation .

while depression is when you can or have done something but you are not getting the required outcome(result)

so depression is an achievement because you have put effort into something but you haven't gotten your desired results.

with these few points of mine I hope I have been able to convince you and not confuse you that Depression is an Achievement. Thainku( in broda shaggi's voice)

AustineJohn908:
please can you send me those books ? here is my WhatsApp contact..08185808733

Go to Google and download it doesn't cost too much data.

Issiijay:
I really appreciate. Thanks Bro

my guy you are welcome o

Issiijay:
Well, I attend Federal University Oye Ekiti. I'm in my 2nd year studying industrial chemistry.

Ever since secondary School, I've wanted to study civil engineering. Chose UI twice but I wasn't picked. Not until I chose Fuoye, this time I had to go for a course in science. I got confused, I don't know which to do. My best or favorite subject then in Secondary School was mathematics, I know it to the core. But I thought of not studying it cos I don't want to go deep into maths, I want something different.

Choosing a course to do became difficult cos I was being careful as not to choose what I'd regret later cos I feel doing a certain course in school isn't about choosing any course.

I also didn't want to go deep into Physics, despite the fact that I know Physics well just after maths, then I went for industrial Chemistry. My Dad was worried too, he felt probably I should go for something related to engineering. I felt chemistry would do

Resuming, most of my course mates would say they're studying industrial chemistry cos Chemistry was their best subject and they had interest in it. I felt disturbed cos studying it for me is of a different reason.

Coming to exams and grades, which is the main part. There's something bout me, I hate qualifying myself. I prefer wen people do so themselves. With my grades n intelligence, they say I was the 3rd best graduating student in my secondary School. But for me,I'm really really average.

Everyone dislikes reading school notes I guess,most read to pass not to understand. In University, you must learn to read well and assimilate well. When I go for lectures, read my notes after, at the next day I'd forget all I've read.

This stuff has been happening since secondary School I guess but it became worse in University. My Dad is so brilliant, he's always wanting the best from us as the children especially I as the first born. I've prayed several times,fasted,even met with a lecturer n a counselor on what to do.

This discouraged me that I don't really have to read after lectures,instead I read when it's 4 to 3 days to exams so as to remember some, making it be like I'm reading to pass. Cos if I read them long ago, I'd have forgotten. The problem is that the notes tends to be now plenty to assimilate n understand.

I'm always depressed about this,and I'm tired,I don't know what else to do. The main problem is remembering most I've read. Some times I'd want to read my notes, I'd be like if I read, I'll still forget once it's tomorrow ���‍♂️. I don't know what's wrong with my retentive memory.

If I can read n remember most things I read I'll be having good grades. Infact I'm so so ashamed to write out my CGPA. even if my parents or friends in school sees it, they'd be so disappointed cos if the fact they know how intelligent I am.

For my 100level,it's just 3.00.. it's so so so so lowwwww. My dad could cry if he sees it. He wants me to graduate with a first class also I too.
We haven't done first semester exams yet in this 200level,I need to do well at least have more than 4.00. I cry when I imagine how can this be possible. I've bought lots of photocopied past questions of each courses. Just as how I've gotten handouts. I look at how plenty those notes are and past questions are and be like how will I read , assimilate and remember all.

I'm so bemused right now cos school's resuming soon. And we might be rushed to so exams. I don't want to fail. I even picked my notes recently at home and after reading the first page of the handouts,I saw how much lessons the notes still hold and how much I'll read,I stopped feeling discouraged and just now as am typing,I can't seem to remember all I read in that first page. It's annoying and painful.

Is there something I can drink or take or do I have to keep reading and reading and never stop till it's stuck in my head. Maybe a topic from each courses per day, I don't know. I'm not lazy to read the notes. I'm only feeling discouraged of my ability not to remember wen I read.

And something,I am not a night reader like most do. I don't read at night. I've never done it. That's wen I get to sleep. My lecturer says if it's like that prolly I should be reading at the noon time or when am free during the day, making use of all opportunities during the day.

I go to classes by 7,come BK by 5 during Mon n Tuesday, 7 to 3 on Wednesday n Thursday n on Friday it's 10 to 12,by 5 to 6,I go for church choir rehearsal. Saturdays, a lecturer could get us to come for some classes,by 4 to 6, I'd still go for Choi rehearsals cos am an esco



PLEASE I NEED EVERYONE'S HELP

Bro you need to find out the type of learner you are(through Google) there are different kinds of learners,you need to find out the one you fall under to make life easier for you.I will also like to recommend some books(PDF) that will help you
1.Improve your reading by Ron fry
2.Ace any test by Ron fry
3.Take notes by Ron fry
4.there's one other book on memory improvement also by Ron fry(find it)
5.How to study by Ron fry

I will suggest you start with no.1and3 then you can go for number 4.

iLegendd:
Hmm. Lots of great ideas above. I have learned a few things from the comments above. More comments is needed.

I will invest in real estate business with the 480k.

iLegendd:
Adeboi1 or any of my fans that is trustworthy, please, post your account detail let's use and collect this 100k from Kenplay.

Ken, as you send this money, God will send more victories your way. You'll never lack. I know you're a man of your word and you won't back down.

Thanks once again as we wait for the account to get the money.

Hope Ken won't use us to catch cruise o.

Being a male.

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someone once(I think it's Warren buffet)said people like to make things that are easy hard.