₦airaland Forum

No mind Mr J Thomas,
e too dey fall person hand!!


Sometimes, wen he suppose
stand, e go fall,

When e suppose maintain,
e go stand


No self respect at all.


That aside, you are the man of
the house,
take the initiative, seat her down
& talk sense into her head,
after she gets your point, reward her
With 3 solid rounds

You'll see change.

An achondroplastic dwarf!!

Good job!!

The guy dey try for the gehl
with pig face sha!


No wonder she is so excited!!

So, 'Osinbade' tall pass
somebody for dis world??



Wonders shall never end.

Kogi East must reject the insult or
forever remain silent!!

Kogi East must reject the insult or
forever remain silent!!



Remember, this man was never
voted into power.

200km/hr with a brand new
Chevrolet Lumina®, Abuja- Kd express road,
when it was still good!!

We didn't notice or realize, because the
AC was on music blasting & gas pedal
was like, soft touch.

By the time my eyes went to the
speedometer, I was like !!

Took it down to 140 & kept it there!

In some Nigerian tribes,
Bride price is just to buy the
RIGHTs for their daughters to
come & live with you..

However, once she is in your
house, anytime you want action
in 'The other room' , you must
'settle' her.

No lomance without finance!!

This can not be a normal man!!


Tufiakwa !!

Hope they got her cartons of
Deodorants & Roll on?




Don't ask me, "What for"?



No be for my mouth you go hear of
wetindey happen for za oza roomm

Less than sef!!


Who wan go dey talk long English with
Insurance companies?

This article has found that Nigerian
Lawmakers are among the top 4 countries
in the world with the highes salaries & allowances..

Our senators even earn higher than the President of the United States.

Yet, on the other scale, Nigeria is among the
poorest countries when you juxtapose her
income or GDP to its population.


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.lovemoney.com/galleries/amp/65052/this-is-what-politicians-get-paid-around-the-world

Leave that thing.

Dem don chop egunje from me
several times.

This is an isolated case & may just
be because this particular officer in
charge is God fearing.

Konji dey catch women too?

Buhari,

Why all dis nah??

All these her cheap, cheap "endorsements" sef

Nice one!

Let him keep it up..


One day, one day....

Nigeria can never export rice
because our production costs are too
high to compete with other countries.


Thailand & India produce rice,
process it, ship it, pay duties on it,
the importer makes profit & yet the
rice was 15 to 17 k..
Rice in those countries is less than
equivalent of 6 to7k.


Our own wey we produce for here, with
all the gravel, granite, goat shiit & other things
is now going for 17k. By the time you
add all other export costs, it will be over
25k on international market; who go buy?

Some cultures in Nigeria, turn the
corpse into a zombie & invoke it to
carry its own coffin to the graveyard.



Blackman & una juju, please allow
the dead to RIP .

We must commend Muslims who do
not engage in such *ullsh*t.


Nonsense!!

I wonder why this govt is so
active when it comes to inflicting
suffering & hunger on its citizens.

Boko haram they can't defeat.
Bandits they are begging.
Kidnappers they can't defeat.

Roads they can't repair
Schools in disrepair
Locally produced foods we can't afford
Salary increase debate has been on for 1 year
Increase tax, na overnight.


This is just the worst govt of all
time; nothing positive to report apart
from telling lies.

Booohari!!

Odeshi!!

The ancestors have decreed
you won't die by the hands of oyinbo!!

When a bag of local rice is
costlier than the hitherto
Minimum Wage of 18k.




Mind you, 3Ok is still in
audio form & many states will not pay .


Several states could not even pay
the 18k.