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b***h u guessed it....woooo....u was right.....
believe it bro....she was right, na love she dey stare at in ur face.....na lyk say u buy new iPhone 7,u ll wake or nt even sleep nd start staring and imagine d damage u ll do wit d fone

if she's older with a year or two then no qualms but 3 nd above,I'm about to marry a grandma

have you even walked vd dog b4?take it for a long walk wit treats in ur hand.....dat shld hlp a little

agrovick:
Pick up your phone and also go on a talking spree with any of your female contacts. Nobody has monopoly on bullsh.it acts

Hmmmmm. ...me too dey reason am o....thnk bro

youngberry001:
u still dey dere dey do seriousely uh.....owk kwuntinue

lol.....u funny bro,thanks for ya advice bro

youngberry001:
Mheen u gotta live dat chick alone oh nah full sign of olosho she dey show u......."if she love you why aint her stop doing shiit calling in yur presence:..


Better pack ya loads nd live b!tch alone nigga

Hmmmmm......seriously

sexy74:
I don't think she has seen serious commitment from you, so she is living her options open.
Sit down talk with her and know where she puts you. if you are not OK with your position in her life, then you treat her the way she treats you.

thanks bro, u re so on point bro....I don't knw how else I ll tell her I'm for real

Loyalblak007:
Its just calls

yes tho...but I feel its a sign of her not respecting me

I'm in a serious relationship with a girl of about 5months...This girl is all a man will want in a woman, I mean she's caring,beautiful,fun to be with and she has a good job but my problem wit her is that she do recieve long calls of guys in my presence and I ll be like she shld pls respect me even if she ll recieve d call,there are ways to make conversation short and allowing d callers (guys) pass thier message ina short time but for my girlfriend,its a lie o.....that's when d caller will be asking what have u eaten?, what are u doing?,any gist?...i ll be just be silent during her calls bt I just don't know what to do about d issue. ...recieving d call is not dat of an issue bt in my presence make anoda guy dey ask her about her well being do make me feel somehow. ...And she told me about a guy dat was dating her cos I was a close friend of hers and she told me she wasn't serious wit d guy even b4 we both started dating,I told her now dat we are in a serious relationship, she shld try cut anything wit d guy b4 d guy gets more emotionally involved wit her so as to avoid stories dat touch but she said d guy is going through many things dats she doesn't want to ditch him because of his problem so as not to look like someone evil,i just see say d just call lyk once in two weeks or so cos i do go through her fone sometimes.I just kept quite on dat issue but right now,I don't know what to do on those issues esp abt d calls even d guy too.
And d fact im about introducing her to my parents next month.
No vex for my English o.

I can give u 1001 ways to kill ur self bro bt I'm sure u will want painless death.......Hmmmmm, use ur head as a stopper for dangote trailers wey no get break,bros b4 u knw it u re dead infact,u won't knw u re dead......#Vaselinecrew

bro,in short what re u telling us cos I have no idea of what u saying. ...lyk d lady above me I concur to what she said

I remembered sometimes ago while driving along lagos-ibadan express way,one dumb driver just crossed my lane trying to change course bck to lagos without trafficating or showing me signals he would cross my lane while i was on fast lane o,I slammed on my brake so hard nd could hear d frictions on my tire,I made sure I went so close to him wit my hummer bus and use it to hit his primera side mirror cos I knw if he makes dat ture he's about to make I will just miss d opportunities of making dat dumb driver pay for not trafficating and almost make anoda car hit me frm d back on dat busy road.I could see d annoyance and plea on his face via my Side mirror, but Wetin consign me,I be lagos boy,I'm off

Vorpal:
I just hope they don't phase out manual gears, cause that day, i will totally lose interest in driving henceforth.

Am still yet to get comfortable with automatic, it feels so odd and banal.

Take for example, i am moving at gear 3, so i want to overtake a long vehicle on time, i will proceed with the 3, then switch to gear 4 for a short time , then switch back to 3 and stomp on the gas pedal enough that jolts the speed up then when the gear has revved up enough put it back to 4, voilà!

How odd will it be pulling that trick on an automatic, if possible sef?

that's d fun of driving my brother. ...manual rocks

ExpressBooking:
Manual transmission rocks my boat. It is preferred by very professional drivers as it gives you total control,maneuverability and stunts you need at any given time. That's only if you know how to get what you need out of it.

thanks my brother. ...manual rocks

henriettanenye:
Inbox,call logs,comparing the missed calls,received calls and dialled calls,finally turns off the data and head to Whatsapp

u re my clone on this....whatsapp ni o

vizkiz:
Mtchewww... What is this one saying now?

seriously, cnt figure it out

space booked

sisisioge:
Merciful God! These are children o

not really, they are sample of wht children shld be

sandrahnaub:
10 here... I remember wen it was 10/10/10

yeah. ...my bday mate.10/10/10...#repoct10

abi dis one is mad ni...fund ur wedding? if u re nt capable, na by force u marry?maybe after 9month of wedding, we ll fund ur first born naming ceremony.

groomed:
I beg to disagree bro. Many girls have been forked by guys who never wooed them and I sure many guys here can attest to it.

u garrit bro.infact I no sabi woo lady again cos I don forget my lines,I jst follow wit d vibe and I f**k dem hoes

just find a cell mate.......o boi,ur introduction sef dey scary o....even dey talk lyk say u intentional murdered someone to serve a long jail term,asking for his cell fast fast ,no tym to waste......nice one bro cos pple wey dey her no get chill at all....

dis pple above me wan "obtain" d so call ugLee guy

AnalyticEngine:
To be frank OP, wetin u do sweet me small. She got served. Simple. When I read posts like this, it gives me joy to know that there are still guys out there who are not into woman worship. While running amok, you could have probably sustained some injury in the process. Some people could even catch stroke in the process due to shock of seeing such grotesque in the middle of the night and all that would be said afterwards is sorry.
Don't listen to those religious folks saying you were revengeful. You were revengeful but with the aim of flowing with tide. People saying you should have chosen another prank are biased in their judgement. She chose a prank that she felt will get to you and you also carefully planned one that will get to her. Equation balanced. Prank na prank jor. Those rats were treated and harmless My honest advice is that you don't beg her any further. When she gains some sense and analyse the issue, she'd come back if her love for you is sincere.

I concur wit u jare bro.....its just a prank...wht if dey re married and dis kain tin happen,will she move out of d house.......

op,ur story looks funny but I just want u to admit that both of you went too far by pranking each other and u ain't at fault by doing d same but u just have to beg her so as things will get settled.....
note:begging her doesn't mean you re wrong o bt just saying u value ur relationship wit her........
bt me no see anitn wrong wit dat prank na......nice one jare op

RingimKabir:
Jigawa is one of the most peaceful and corper-friendly state in Northern Nigeria. The allowance is 5K but with GUARANTEE!

#iRepJigawa

bros na so...jigawa is sure...na kafin hausa I dey serve for slu..I don see say na ringim u dey.so near to kano...#repjigawa

op.I go talk say make u go for what u feel but I just hope u forgive and forget because if u still think abt it,u may endup having scar on ur heart for life

I'm about buying this 2002 nissan primera which is neat and engine sounds well,its "tokunbo".I just want to knw a car I can compare it to and moreover its common faults

this is the type of trend we need on romance section......bck to ur que bro,yu did d right and said d right thing bro.she's to make decisions her self and later if u tell her to dump d 3yrs bf and u date her and things dont go d way u want it and u dump her,she will be lyk and its because of u I dumped my 3yrs bf o and start ranting and putting blames on u....u did d right thing so as to avoid stories dat touch.

[quote author=Zendinho post=46868530][/quote]I'll go for d young one since yawa don gas ontop d big sis mata....jst to avoid complications and stories dat touch

FTC....wait for ilegend and other pros to come and see to ur mata cos I dnt knw wht to say

Femich18:
Wow...Nice one, you can do better...I pity your Future...

need not to pity cos she has none