Op has killed someone with laughter.... I always knew he wasn't worth the hype but the truth is, he's a star to watch out for in the future

Tonymegabush1:
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got ur act correct boy or else 2 b schooled on history

I think you need "brighter grammar"

This news just dey sweet my belle.... Congratulations guys. We are Great Ife and we remain the greatest

Bags prison sentence.....lwtmb

Jonathan was a failure though not a complete failure as we were made to believe but a failure all the same. He shouldn't be going around gallivanting around as though losing an election and conceding defeat is a great feat. He won't be the first and he won't be the last.
He's been trying hard to play to the gallery of recent but Nigerians know better

The thing about Mourinho is that he makes good players look average. A coach who relies so much on physicality and wing play even without a skillful player or a good dribbler is nothing but a fool.... He has successfully downed the morale of this team and I tell you, this is just the beginning!

Up Cameroon

Those stupid Airtel dan commot their 5gb sha and op come make me open this thread with the little change I suppose use subscribe.... Stingy network

The only people that should be in that list is Abraham Lincoln, Ford and Wright..... How dare you compare Father Abraham, Ford and the wright brothers with Oprah, Rowling and Jayz. Seriously

No 7 is so on point.... I can't marry a woman who hates playing, I don't mind if she can't play now as long as she's ready to learn. Can't afford to lead a boring life

#foreveryoung
#Damngrownup

guardiola just dey drink water on top in suffering

Guardiola in deep shit........kikikikiki

I still find it difficult to believe that Guardiola sold Hart for this piece of ****

Those that gained admission through predegree go be like....




Narrow escape

Those that gained admission through predegree go be like....




Narrow escape

Marvel1206:


lol. Be conscious tho, it may be a ploy to hit u with another one.. I've experienced such

you mean you were duped back to back to back

efits:
haha...ladies no matter wat u give them...dey will still sleep with ur gateman

you mean your wife did that to you





You need to stop all these stupid generalisations... Condemn the act and move on and stop making unnecessary generalisation

Hmmmn... Baba is becoming senile but truth be told, Aisha self bleeped up. Some things are not meant to be said openly

For all you guys blaming her, Etisalat would have returned her credit... The only Clause is she must have d subscription intact. Glo customer service is whack and no one is above mistake

Abeg reserve fp for better matters jare...... All we need right now is DSS vs corrupt judges

E be like say, na the turn of the judiciary..... *Singing Omo na turn by turn*

E be like say, na the turn of the judiciary..... *Singing Omo na turn by turn*

NCAN south west zone reporting for duty..... We are waiting

I am on course to be d next Nobel prize winner...
My discovery: gene responsible for insatiable greed of politicians
Relevance to life: Those genes can be silenced and our people can live a better life.... Wish me luck

Wish him speedy recovery...... But I don't wanna break my leg before I get the recognition I deserve

Don't even know which one I will prefer but I really won't mind if some sectors are completely privatised

Nice one

I love this concept.... At least this one is sensible and they look cute together

Was expecting something like, can I give you a peck? Op just dashed my expectation, I didn't expered this

I find it ridiculous the way ladies obsess about their shithole... We are talking of a part of the body controlled by fewer nerves than the fingers, but it seem many ladies these days have dedicated a big chunk of their brain to how their butt rolls from left to right while the leftovers are dedicated for important decisions...
Finally, to the mod that moved this to fp, expect thunder this evening

Not surprised, a Nigerian from the..... Waiting for f***ies to pour their hate as usual