Na God talk say make this man fat, if na lepa the man go dey compete with kaffy

neoapocalypse:
So how did it go ?

Wait o na Explorer's thread be this , if e no reach fp make sperm dry for my testes

Amen, in Jesus name u pray

Kanu self go dey fear all these lies...

rottennaija:


Serious one ooo

We know its serious, but explain to us

fumiswtpusy:
These guy is one of the people disgracing yorubas.
My mun told me a how we yorubas are disgrace to the world even before the coward afonja and awolowo
Mummy you know liar,yorubas are disgrace

Tell your mum to call 08076416000 so that we can refund all the school fees spent on you.

vanbonattel:
Representing the Yoruba kingdom effectively

Hey, you can call me skull miner, fraudster n co, but you calling Bobrisky our representative, i cant take that from you...
You look familiar, Are you not the yougurt seller?

HeOrShe:
Na dem... arewa men and konji..


They can even rape their Ramadan Ram.

Too early to start ur tribal ish

Hope say bounce and snake game are installed sha

You can see what we civilian are going through, most of those men in black are corrupt..... If not bcus of you, am sure that bike man will be labeled as arm handler and will be substitute for one omo chairman inside the cell.

YOLO1:
A colleague of mine in the office gave me a phone in the office on Monday but unfortunately, I misplaced it today in a cab. While still grieving over the loss of the phone, my girlfriend called and she noticed that I was sounding dull on phone. So she asked me why.
Told her a female colleague of mine in the office bought me a phone and I just misplaced it. I was expecting her to help me grief over my phone when she started bombarding me with questions.
Who gave u a phone? Told her A female colleague
Is she married or single? Told her Single
What type of phone is it? Tecno Camon CX
Then she sighted Hmmmmm....... Joe, tell me nothing is going on between 2 of you.
At this point I got angry and had to cut the phone.
Still in a shock as to why my girlfriend won't sympathise with me and be asking irrelevant questions.
Sincerely am so disappointed at her.

Please, can i come and collect the charger?

Are you expecting them to wear sutana, hijab abi suit?

She can't hold it anymore....

Youngadvocate:
Note, Youngadvocate is not the owner of this article. I stumbled on it and found it interesting. I also, checked the service of the Airtime top-up solutions platform and it was superb so, I decided to share it here.

Wanted to call you a scammer....

RockyEyo:



"The thing that will kill a man begins like an appetite" So we see two or more questions creep into CRK (just after we heard they removed said subject from school and later returned it with a change of name) that shouldn't be there and we dismiss it with a wave of hand and expect that things will be set right (by who?) (scriptures say "a little leaven leavens the whole lump Gal 5:9) let all things be done decently and in order", let us shout now before our children become products of a neutral mind that will say there's no God, Gay marriage is right, we are part of evolution etc. It's only typical of Nigerian (Africa at large) to keep waving it off until it becomes a serious issue. @ Op thanks for the heads up note is taken and we as citizens will shout until the needful is done. such questions should be left for general studies nah abi?? Haaa Oga o

I am the one who liked ur comment, just to acknowledge the rubbish you wrote up there.... Don't feel neglected bro..

You should try and see the scheme of work and syllabus before saying trash... Dont you see question numb. 47? They will be shouting Islamization, despite the fact that the question paper was from Akwa Ibom state, i don't know maybe someone will carry gun and force Pa, Adeboye to mosque or Oyedepo to Asalatu. Useless set of hypocrite

No matter the sin committed, Jesus Christ will be held responsible, bcus he died on the cross for our sin...

ubongoton:
i cant zoom the picture ,but i had nothing to worry about as far as there is abdullahi,cause i was worried if it my bro

What gave you the assurance that you will live to see your brother again?

Carry pure water go give am for desert..... He's dying of dehydration....

Ori yin ti daru

I need the account number.... This was how some people are badmouthing MMM then, thank God mmm is still paying, now they are trying to call donation scam. Is it your money?

A whole ambassador should be more enlighten than this....

Kaybaba5:
So islam allow gays tooo

Bcus Reverend King sleep with his member can i see christianity permitted such?

alwayscool:
I am 32 years old and married and my wife is 27 years old and beautiful..we had been maaried for 5 years from now and have normal sex life..now my father is coming to stay with us for 4-5 months,as my mother has expired 3 years back and my father now stays in village with other family memebers,now he has come to us to stay for 4-5 months...i stay here with my wife,2 yrs old daughter,,my father is 56 years old and heatlier than me,my father is alone now,but in my childhood he has done a lot for me,educated me,made me a succesfful man,now i want to take care of him for next 4-5 months..can it be ok,if i convince my wife to have sex with my father,while i m outside?can it be ethical ?i want my beautiful wife to sex with my father,alhough she talks very normally with my father,how can i convince her for sex ?i know its bad,but i want this to happen just for 4-5 months.please advice me how to convince her..is my wife seductive?pic of my wife attached..

In order not to embarrassed your father, I pray that thief will come to your house and ask you to hold standing fan while they rape your wife in your presence, so shall it be....

emeijeh:
Soak the phone in water for 30 minutes
Thank me afterwards

If you can't help so misleading him.
@op, Look for candle and light it, open the charging port and let few drops of wax into the charging port and earpiece port, then you can soak it in warm water.

blessedqueen:


Solutions like

Early ejaculation can be treated with garlic and ginger extract mixed with original honey...

He's trying to christianize Nigeria

ArcGibson:
and If that can't work nko ....

To every problem there is always a solution except old age... If that didn't work another will do, just seek for an expert...

ArcGibson:
is that allow in Islam

Yes... Halal and legal solution... . Lets say for early ejaculation, ginger and garlic mixed with honey is an example...

holluphemydavid:

Am a Christian and I av English version of Quran, so state ur reference where d mouth action was stated forbiden

*Seen
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pressplay411:

They legally allowed to do whatever tickles their fancy.
Theres nothing wrong in exploring to maximize sexual experience.
Theres no biblical/quranic reference against it.

Hey... Hold it... Say what you know.... We Muslim follow both the Quran and the hadith, but based on the word of the prophet, anything (apart from the human body) is forbidden... Islam encourage pre intimacy, finger, sucking of breast, even MouthAction (but due to health wisely, some scholar disagree with that) anal is also forbidden in islam.... Any sex position is allowed with your rightful owner except anal. Using of gadget is forbidden.
If your partner can't satisfy you, it is your right and duty to look for solution... .

No.... One of the reason why Ojukwu manhood lives on, just to avoid using of Love Machine and cucumber..



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pressplay411:

They legally allowed to do whatever tickles their fancy.
Theres nothing wrong in exploring to maximize sexual experience.
Theres no biblical/quranic reference against it.

Hey... Hold it... Say what you know.... We Muslim follow both the Quran and the hadith, but based on the word of the prophet, anything (apart from the human body) is forbidden... Islam encourage pre intimacy, finger, sucking of breast, even MouthAction (but due to health wisely, some scholar disagree with that) anal is also forbidden in islam.... Any sex position is allowed with your rightful owner except anal. Using of gadget is forbidden.
If your partner can't satisfy you, it is your right and duty to look for solution... .