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analice107:
Will you go to heaven?

I asked to know....where did evil originated from

if God created Lucifer good and somehow turn out to become
evil, then there must be a trace of "evil" God implanted in
Lucifer otherwise where did Lucifer get evil from?

what is really wrong with fake celebrities like Dammy krane

okay

nice one

dress like her too



just praying silently that this post makes front page..
my own na ftc make me dey pray

okay

just here to make ftc

see mop stick

thanks

August 29 2007

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it's okay....as long as he doesn't come online soliciting when having issue

niceluvsus:
IT'S WRONG, BECAUSE FAITH COMES BY HEARING THE WORD (TRUTH) NOT BY STORIES THAT ARE NOT EVEN RESULT OF THE WORD... UNTIL HE (THE PASTORS ) SEES A CONTEMPORARY TESTIMONIES FOUNDED ON THE WORD HE SHOULD STICK TO THE SCRIPTURAL TESTIMONIES TO MOTIVATE THE FAITH OF PEOPLE...

From what you are saying 85% men of God will make Hell

Please add vulture to your collection....no be only uncommon species

from observation most Pastor tend to lie one way or the other to their members....does it mean they are candidate of he..?

I had an experience with a Man of God, he told me about how while he was driving that day, a motorist bumped is car from behind and threatened to beat him knowing well he was at fault. He(Pastor) was calm and someone came from nowhere to beat up the guilty driver for threatening the Pastor even though he wasn't wrong. He advised that I should always trust in God to rescue us in time of trouble.
A week later i visited the Man of God for some counselling and I met a young man with him. He narrated the same story to the guy and told him it happened to him that morning, I was shocked for hearing the same story that happened last week taken place again that morning. I guess he was trying to motivate the guy.
In a gathering, a friend narrated how a Pastor was telling them a battle he had with a herbalist, everything the Pastor explained that day was the same with a nobly wood movie he watched. To the very way the herbalist fell down was the same with the movie....
My question, is it right for Men of God to lie just to motivate people and keep faith in God...

Epic

person wey grind pepper nor dey carry scratch pola....#teamwarri...#iyara

jcmaiah:
Policing? Nah, its a cursed job! I hate them with passion.

police and robbers are the same,one is working for the government while the other.... freelancers

Pardon my errors,unemployment has eating deep into my composition skills (joke)
New threading in some areas in Warri now is that Police patrol at night from 8pm and arrest anyone they come across unjustly. A friend of mine was at the road side to buy some things and he was picked up by the police. He tried resisting the arrest cause he didn't do anything wrong but he was beaten,handcuffed and thrown into the van with other innocent fellows.
He called and we hurried down to bail him. getting to Division A Police station everywhere was jam packed,the cells were filled so other were asked to sit on the floor within the premises like crusade ground while they were been watched by Policemen on guard. Our area chairman was also their to bail his girlfriend who was arrested were she went to buy food by the road side. Another victim was arrested were he went to buy suya. the suya man was left while they arrested the guy and ate his suya on their way to the station.
Research has it that this new service rendered to the society by the Police is to get bail money from innocent people. this has been going on for over a month and people are complaining but don't know how to air their view. Please fellow nairalanders assist in giving advise on how to stop this new strategy of helping citizen pay taxes that they didn't sign for. All advises are welcome.
God bless nairalanders......God bless Nigeria.

the way weed brings unless topic into people's head one begins to wonder

Tecno na wash.....speaking from experience

news has it that he has passed away,such a promising guy...too much drugs
May his soul REST IN PEACE

Stelvin101:
Hnd-2 Final and last paper, Auditing. normally I hate dis course with so much passion bcoz its love letter and very confusing so I jumped from chair to chair to complete my work after attempting 2 out of 4 question only for one of the invigilator to catch me n told me he won't take my script no mata wat or who begged him, that if I like lemme walk around the hall n copied, that I will not graduate and go for Nysc. Na me cucuma walka around n copy wella ooo. wen ppl r submitting on d table in front of him, he refused to collect my script so I asked a coursemate if ppl r submitting according to matric, he said no. i walked up to where he is sitting and dip my script inside, scattering d whole scripts on d table and said "find am" then ran out. he just looked at me bitting his finger. in the end, course I hardly have "C" I got "AA"

Bros I like the way you rewrite the movie "three idiots"

this story sweet sha

datguru:
And you call this your encounter? Listen let me share briefly, an experience with aro baggers in RSUST ( rivers state university of science and technology)

On a cool evening after lectures, I followed the back gate with my friends and we were going towards azikiwe. Just before the gate, we saw a nigga sitting in the field and we all knew he is a nigga because odin is working in him.

Nigga: aboy ! Aboy!! Aboy!!!

We all kept silent as if we didn't hear

Nigga: wey you! Aboy!!!

We then decided to stop to avoid problem.

Nigga: three of una make una come, infact make only that middle guy come ( that's me)

I was a fresher and the other guys were in year 3 so I think he had a target.

Nigga: na you abi, so na you!!

I was shivering and wondering what he meant.

Me: senior boy wetin I do now, I just follow my friends dey come back from lecture.

Nigga: shut up! I dey talk you dey talk, you want make I start to dey cut you? So na you! You follow for one of those guys wey fall our man for mile 2, no worry, you go join am today.

I was shivering very bad and my heart was pounding heavily to the extent I was stammering.

Me: senior boy no be me oo, I just come new for this place. Abeg no be me.

Nigga: you say wetin? Your own don be! No worry, you go see, shey na you be their chief strike! Na me personally go comot your eye. Na you ! You think say I no go recognise you ?

I almost pee on my clothes, then he dragged me down to where some other niggas were sitting, by this time my friends have took to their heels.

Nigga: Aro, see the manchin here! ( Talking to the other guys)

Aro: aboy wida, who goes!

I was quite, I just felt like the ground should open and swallow me. Then he comes close to me.

Aro: wetin you hold there?

Me: na just my phone and wallet

He comes closer and collects them after searching me thoroughly.

Aro: start from here dey run dey go, make you no look back. If you mumu, we go just waste you here. *slaps my head* oya dey run.

Me: I took to my heels and ran as fast as my legs could carry me.


Even as I'm typing this thing, I'm still shivering. No be small thing that day

bros after them. obtain you come join cause how you take know Odin and d rest .....aro die DAT story

aminho:
i was sitting in our companies lobby with my girlfriend a while back during a job interview,A guy approached us thinking we were part of the applicants and said he can help us get the job his uncle owns the company and he was just their as a formality he was doing it in a way to get my GF'S attention she understood the move so we played along for the fun of it,i asked him how can i get job as i just graduated and i needed the job badly thats when he said i will pay 80k,as for my gf which he doesn't know is with me she will just be his date for the night which she agrees too he then asks for my name and i wrote down for him the receptionist and the security guards where just laughing,he gave me his account number to deposit the money into which i agreed the rest of the applicants on seeing it approached him and started beggin him to help them thats when he saw my fathers photo hanging on the wall with founder and CEO written beneath the portrait oboy come see how my fake eastern friend humbled his person and started stammering before i could say asenal he has left the building without taking the interview he just missed a chance of a life time cuz 70% of the people there were picked and when i checked his file and cv he graduated top of his class in nsukka

broda please what is your company's name and can I get a job as a fellow nairalander there?

joxxy01:
what formular will i use? is it BODMAS?

use simultaneous equation.....

If the last five digits of ur
phone number was ur salary,
How
much would u be earning?
Mine is .......#93,424
Lol....what's yours?

how can this make front page....did he pay oga seun for advert ni?.....