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4. May the name God almighty be exalted for putting Satan in charge of HELL FIRE

3. Thirdly, I will want to appreciate God for creating the devil (aka Satan).

Creating the devil has been second of God's best plan.

2. Secondly, I want to or will like to thank God almighty for creating the following;
- Heaven
- Earth and
- Hell

Creating hell has been one of God's best plan.

1. First and foremost, I will wanna thank God almighty for the lives of all of you viewing this thread...
May you have sufficient patience to follow this thread to the very last end.

A very good evening to you all.
Without wasting much of ya time, I have numerous testimonies to share as an ATHEISTS.

Tho it might look so awkward cos atheists don't share religious testimonies.
To all the Christians in the house in the house, I urge you all to rejoice with me.

My fellow atheists are welcomed. Feel free to share your own testimonies as well and let's honour the name of our God almighty.

CAPSLOCKED:

LOL.. IT ACTUALLY WORKS THERE WAYS.

GREEN. IF ITS POSITIVE, IT'S A MIRACLE.

AMBER. IF ITS MIDWAY, GOD IS MAKING PLANS, OR TESTING ME, THUS, I MUST PRAY AND FAST HARDER, AND THROW MORE MONEY AT MY PASTOR.

RED. IF ITS NEGATIVE, GOD HAS BETTER PLANS FOR "ME". I MUST PRAY AGAINST THE WITCHES IN MY VILLAGE THIS TIME AROUND.

The RED analogy gat me cracking

CAPSLOCKED:

JESUS JUST TOLD ME THEY BOTH EXCHANGE NUDES ON WHATSAPP.



IF YOU HAVE NUDES YOU CAN ALSO FIND A WAY TO SEND TO JESUS, TO HELP HIM COME FASTER, IT'S THE SUREST WAY TO BOOK A SPACE IN HEAVEN.

Zandha and capslock, make una chill naw.

(LOL)

ZandhaZaraZ:
Lolest. See this babe. I'm certain you must have declined giving out your contact to some guy(s) who asked for it in the past. And now, all of a sudden, you're giving it out freely just to discuss God. Are you in a romantic relationship with Jesus?

Anything for christ. A lost soul must be won back oo

On a serious note, edit that post and clear your digits before another person quotes the post. I'm sure the person you wanted to give has seen it.

adepeter2027, you should edit yours and remove it too.

Thanks for that bro.

EmpresFIDEL, modify thy post containing ya digits

EmpresFIDEL:
definitely we can do it here but I think is better on WhatsApp becos we are going into something consistent.

Lmaoooo

Hope you're ready for the game? Hope you are? Hope I won't plant the spirit of doubt in you?

CAPSLOCKED:

YOU'RE PRAYING TO AND THANKING GOD FOR NOTHING.

IF YOU REALLY WANNA HELP, SAVE UP ALL THAT MONEY YOU LAVISH ON YOUR PASTORS, A USUALLY WELL DRESSED FRAUD, AND GIVE IT TO THE NEEDY. TO THE STARVING.

YOUR 10% CAN PUT 5 OR MORE STRANDED KIDS IN SCHOOL.
IT CAN FEED A WHOLE FAMILY OR TWO, IN THIS COUNTRY.
IT CAN BUY SOME DRUGS FOR THE SICK, AND DO SOME ACTUAL GOOD IN YOUR COMMUNITY.

GOD DOESN'T EXIST.

IT'S SELFISH AND IRRESPONSIBLE TO AGREE THAT HE BLESSES AND FEEDS YOU, YET HE IGNORES MANY OTHERS, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

AREN'T WE ALL CREATED BY HIM IN HIS OWN LIKENESS?

WHY DOES HE FAVOUR YOU AND DOOM OTHERS...
WHY DOES HE FAVOUR THE EVER ADVANCING EUROPEANS AND DOOM WE AFRICANS?

WHY DO WE AFRICANS, THE MOST RELIGIOUS IN THE WORLD, SUFFER GREATLY AND RECORD THE MOST MORTALITY YEARLY WHILE OTHER MEDICALLY AND SCIENTIFICALLY ADVANCED COUNTRIES DON'T DO ALL THE RELIGIOUS SHIIT WE DO BUT ARE ALWAYS AHEAD OF US, AND DON'T EVEN RECORD UP TO QUARTER OF OUR YEARLY MORTALITY?


IT'S SIMPLE, COMMON SENSE AND REASONING.

In summary,,,,, god works in mysterious ways

EmpresFIDEL:
let's chat on WhatsApp 0704191234419

Lmaooo. Okay

But don't you think it would be better to proof his existence online, publicly for other people as well

You might win a soul for that god

EmpresFIDEL:
change your profile, God is not dead.

1st and foremost, which of the God are you referring to?

Secondly, Proof to me that that the sọ called God in question is alive

ZandhaZaraZ:
Chisos! IT IS FINISHED.

Okay. It's well. You're beautiful, by the way. At least, I said something sweet.

Big time finished..........

Jesus was right gaan ooo

EmpresFIDEL:
that's the more reason why you should thank him. remember what happened to job in the Bible, job remain faithful despite the challenges.

You still don't dig.


Why are you ignoring the losses and counting the hits.?

Your Ability to read should be accompanied by ability to comprehend.

EmpresFIDEL:
Give glory to God in all situation, acknowledged his name and he will surprise you.

If you already know these facts, why cherry pick good and ignore the loss?

Anyways, I want you to give testimony for all the bads that has happened to you. Thank him for he made all the goods and bads.....

it's never too late to return to your creator.

Thank you.

EmpresFIDEL:
so I should not thank God because bad things are happening? God said in all situation we should give thanks to him. I have my own challenges but I choose to thank God for the good things he has done because he has a reason in any challenges I find my self

If you read your Bible very well and carefully, then you are suppose to thank God and glorify his name for all the bad things that have been happening cos he also made and master planned them all.

Just incase, read Isaiah 45v7

Then you will thank god for both good and bad. Not ignoring the loss alone

DeepSight:
Don't worry so long as there is life you too will see the harsh backhand of God

You've said it all

armylord:
hahaha, I know the meaning, it won't reoccur, never again in Jesus name, My covenant with death has been annulled and my agreement with the grave will not stand, I believe in him, he Loves us all, and I reject every relapse aka recrudescence in Jesus name, AMEN!!!

Good luck to you then

ZandhaZaraZ:
Very selfish and myopic baboons.
WTF happened to your brains?

That comment weak me.

It is finished bro - Jesus was right It is finished cos some people will never think and reason again
Too bad gaan

EmpresFIDEL:
that's why am thanking God for his abundant grace

While theirs isn't an abundant grace àbí?

because my case is different.

while theirs is suppose to be so?

armylord:
I wanna thank God for life, it was In August, I fell terribly ill, my nerves were damaged, had facial paralysis, constipation, constant headache, went to the hospital and a neurosurgeon said it might be a brain tumor, I was super scared, cos that was what killed my uncle, MRi scan was 60k, but I didnt go for the scan, I prayed like never before, with my mum and siblings, I stopped taking the drugs given to me, 1week later, by his Grace, I was strong, that I even went for my basketball practice, played well, got back home Stronger, oh God is great!!!!

Have you heard of relapse or recrudescence? If no, better Google before you blame the enemies and witches for your own problems

EmpresFIDEL:
I thank God for mercy journey,

What about those that die in car accidents?

I thank God for my previous semester result,

What about the grade F in other courses? Failed CAs, assignments, presentations?

I thank God for adding one year to my years,

What about those that their age meter has stopped reading? What about those whose age meter woukd soon stop to read.?

i thank for providing money for my hostel and school fees

what about those that gat no shelter? No food to eat?

and I thank God for the thing's he is about to do in my life and that of my family.

Like buying cars while others are trekking and dying

mhisterdreezy:
i dont get

Nevermind

After all, there was a reason why the Jewish mythical carpenter said "FATHER, IT'S FINISHED" on thy cross

Itzurboi:
worry less, your case is next in line, can you see that deepsight has come back his senses

Next sensible comments pls.

And if no sensible comments, next senseless testimonies pls

Oblang:
Are u saying God selects where he will be?

Kindly go back to MhizzAJ post

[quote author=CAPSLOC-KED post=61657262]
I'M SORRY SIR, THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

YOU HAVE TO BE A SELFISH, SELF-CENTERED M0R0N IN ORDER TO BE A COMPLETE CHRISTIAN. [/quote]

mhisterdreezy:
is my testimony

CAPSLOCKE-D is/was right then

Itzurboi:
i mean Jesus christ of Nazareth

Yeah. He's the Panku I was referring to.

Too bad for you've already called him a Chinese doll

mhisterdreezy:
My GOD is ALIVE Untimely DEATH aint my PARENTS and MY portion

But death is paramount and certain? Why not give testimony for that too?

Itzurboi:
You mean that chinese doll

Jesus christ you mean? The fairy tale character?

ocholawealth:
[s]I thank God for life to my family and I.
I thank God for giving me a fresher and perfect idea of what to do and how to go about it.[/s]

Not needed

I thank God for this great nation - Nigeria

Most sensible "testimony" I can pick out.

and the place He is taking me to.

Place like hell

Praise the Lord, Halleluiah.

Thank Lucifer. All praise to him

CAPSLOCKED:

I'M SORRY SIR, THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

YOU HAVE TO BE A SELFISH, SELF-CENTERED M0R0N IN ORDER TO BE A COMPLETE CHRISTIAN.

Blood of Lucifer...
my tummy ooo

Oyah,, come and be going

Itzurboi:
Bro take this chill pill(JESUS), It will help sanitize your life, most especially your brain

You self, take SENSE PILL (REASONING), it will go a long way in your life