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Omo kilo kanmi, kanmi pelu Davido (singing in fans mi tone)

I sha hope NDLEA won't be looking for me for singing fans mi.....

Oh that's simple. Obama has a bright future. She'll probably be a mighty politician like her dad. While Kardashian has a huge tendency of being a LovePeddler all in the name of being a super model. Tell me I'm a genius

The first time I saw this guy with his big beard like that of a taliban warlord I knew there won't be any sense in his head

The guy resemble ewu

Federal University of destruction

Lord! Abeg let this make fp at least for the first time

Not complete without our own olumo rock!

Reasons why some men do that is numerous ranging from the fact that his wife may be a world class nag, she may not try to be as attractive as she used to be before marriage, she may also be unfaithful. Some men do it for adventure though. And ladies if you have a fight with your husband don't ever let him pick his car keys unless the quarrel is settled cause if he does........

Micheal Jackson in the making

We all need to understand that there are some things that do not fit into the 'gender equity' category. Fine, Nigerians particular have some 'funny' believes about some things women can't do but they are some things that clearly states irresponsibility in a woman: you as a woman can't say because it's not seen as a wrong thing for men to drink publicly and do the same. You also can't say because the society kinds of 'allows' single men sleeping around and do the same of in the name of gender equity!

Ramadan is a month to loose sin and not fat. Though I must confess I'm also happy to know that Ramadan helps you loose fat. #sixpacksafterramadan

In terms of modern warfare, it definitely would be SNAKE! This dude is super! The guy in resident evil 3 is also merciless and he is also cute.

Dakun se being weird puts food in the table ni. Abi does it put money in my pocket abi orijin in my cup

Days when viju milk used to be thick and nutritious

1. Proving a smart person wrong
2. winning an argument
3. Waking up and realizing that you have more hours to sleep
4. Making new friends who are as quirky as you are
5. Successfully peeling off a sticker
6. Sleeping to the rain

Some of these rules also apply in unilorin. For example ladies can't wear skinny jeans. Guys can't wear afro or ridiculous haircut. It's more like an advanced secondary school and not a uni

I know what op is insinuating. He is insinuating that men will receive virgins then what will women receive?

When will people understand that there is no such thing as most beautiful, hottest sexiest etc. Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. That lady whom you think is the beautiful lady might just be an ugly lady in the eyes of another dude

My mum fine pass

This guy too go dy feel like one celebrity like that ooo..... Mtchew

Abeg no dy joke jare. Oya post the picture of the handsome guy cause this one is......

Some people are just naturally skinny! It depends on one's body type and rate of metabolism. If your metabolism is fast you probably won't gain weight easily. But being skinny is cute

Your grammar obviously

Please are you sure about the new date cause fear is killing killing killing me

Mtchew 1905 trick! E no dy work again. Na curse she go curse una if you do that kind thing

Though data plans are expensive and gulps a whole lot of cash but our network providers no force you to buy naa. If you can't afford it no be by force. The fact that it's expensive doesn't mean you should resort to stealing /cheating

Yea that's If she don use jazz on me or the witches in my village are using remote to control my head

Oga jonah even if the pop prays for you, you are going back to otuoke

They also shave their NATURAL eye brows and replace it with a pencil drawn eye brow. It's kinda funny to me

Dstv things