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@can i be herfriend,she did exactly what i did years back

The reason is that married men have no self control.which woman will be happy to know that her hubby is sleeping around?

I pity them,I have really fine friends and their wives are always complaining,sha!

A big boy/girl is veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery fat
*sings*I'm talking waist 44
hips 44

If I had to do it all again,I'll still be a(what do you call someone who isn't a virgin)

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No it won't,flavour will still be intact

Be considerate when she's 'not in the mood' for sex and give her when she wants it.Help with some 0f the housework and the kids when you have them,and when she's pregnant,understand what she's going thru by reading books and asking her how she's doing.Support her dreams.More grace to you

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ayanfemy:
i was coming from an ante-natal clinic wt 8months or so pregnancy wen ds man stopped rolled down asked me where i was going, i thot he was being nice i responded down d road, wen i sat down, he started professing his love for me,
i asked him ''se e ri mo pe mo loyun ni? (dont u know that am pregnant)?
he replied: sebi wa bi omo na!(shey you will give birth t d baby)
i said:amen and told him immediately that i want to alight, i had gotten to my destination, which was a lie to get out of his car fast!

If you plan on getting pregnanat again,it will happen again because it happened to me last yr,told the guy I was 5mths pregnant and he said so what,don't you Zap your husband?Some guys are weird,really weird

Yo mamma's so old,she was the waitress at the last supper

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No trash in my pot and hubby and I mostly eat from same plate

As long as it's Haagen Daaz,I really don't care

It's noi easy oh but I lost weight by reducing my food portions

It depends on which one you want

Goat meat and it's lean meat too,so good for those trying to lose wt

@poster,put the onion in the fridge for 5mins b4 you slice

Morning:coffee
Night:Tea

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Yeah,move on.She wasn't yours to begin with or she won't be getting married to someone else.

big no-no

And some pretty ones

You are also welcome to post more pics of the most amazing pics of cakes,meanwhile,here's some more

Enjoy good craftsmanship

@googles,I also wonder which EGO Beyonce was singing about

RUN!Like Joseph ran from Potiphar's wife

C'mon guys the guy knew it was the wife and he got her GOOD

I just heard this one,"Yo mamma's so old,she lifted her breast and a pilgrim fell out.
share yours

I don't know if I can call this silly but it was awkward.I was 9mths pregnant and wearing a wedding ring and this guy pulls over in his car and says "has anyone told you you're pretty" and I kept walking.
"Hey!I'm talking to you",so I turned to face him and he screamed "Zap! and scampered real fast.If I didn't have the fear of peeing on myself I woulda laughed.

selena:
You need to stop going over to his place to say hello.Of course he will say he likes you,but that is just because he wants to sleep with you.

Yes why do you keep going to say hello?