Godmother:

There was this guy that toasted me once.He made the whole thing seem like a business arrangement.The only thing missing was that we didnt sign a contract.Needless to say, I cut all contacts with him after that

Hotchyk:

Hmm,I got stalked and toasted some time back by one 'wrongest' guy.His command of grammar was horrible. Here:
Guy: Hello 'sister'
Me: (rolls eyes) silence,
Guy: Ashually( actually) av been 'admire' you in a very long time. I like you,everything about you is juss(just) normwan(normal)
Meamused) really?
Guy: Yels,yels. In fact.you are true african beauty Your black is always shining.
Me: (in my mind "oh,please"
Guy: Angel, please can you give me your number so that i can keep in touch and be calling you to greet you?
Me: Ummm,no. I dont give out my contact to strangers.
Guy: No,I didnt ask for your contact,is your gsm number that I want.
Me: (obviously flabbergasted, gave him my old dormant number)
Guy: You have just been 'lizzen'(listening) to me since,you dont talk,why?
Me: I'm really fagged out,as u can see I'm on my way frm the office.
Guy: I "we'' really want to know u more than this,can I call u on xtra kool.

Hotchyk:

Hmm,I got stalked and toasted some time back by one 'wrongest' guy.His command of grammar was horrible. Here:
Guy: Hello 'sister'
Me: (rolls eyes) silence,
Guy: Ashually( actually) av been 'admire' you in a very long time. I like you,everything about you is juss(just) normwan(normal)
Meamused) really?
Guy: Yels,yels. In fact.you are true african beauty Your black is always shining.
Me: (in my mind "oh,please"
Guy: Angel, please can you give me your number so that i can keep in touch and be calling you to greet you?
Me: Ummm,no. I dont give out my contact to strangers.
Guy: No,I didnt ask for your contact,is your gsm number that I want.
Me: (obviously flabbergasted, gave him my old dormant number)
Guy: You have just been 'lizzen'(listening) to me since,you dont talk,why?
Me: I'm really fagged out,as u can see I'm on my way frm the office.
Guy: I "we'' really want to know u more than this,can I call u on xtra kool.

tweetch:

my experience was wen a guy met and said "hey girl you wat i'm a star and i love you.u'll see me on t.v soon will you be my girl".

hollandis:

its funny when girls cant differentiate between toasting for s.crewing purposes and genuine toasting.

tweetch:

my experience was wen a guy met me and said "hey girl you wat i'm a star and i love you.u'll see me on t.v soon will you be my girl".

Rofl. . .no be only star

blackmann:

Me feels that guys who want to go all out and screw the chick only will toast them and woo them with sweet nothings. A genuine toaster will take his tyme to know the girl better before playing his ace card.

jay bee:

bleep me, so there are different type of toasters. lol

madlady:

Would you call this "toasting" ?

This older guy decided to besiege me with gifts, he kept leaving wine, chocolates, flowers, books and other such outside my front door.

I really did not like it, so I asked him to stop. He said he just wanted to do something nice for me which made me feel ungrateful.
Well this thing went on for months, Sunday mornings I would I look outside my door and there would be that days offering.
I decided the only way I could except the gifts with a clear conscience would be if I got him a gift now and again, so I bought him a bottle of bubble for Xmas and left it outside HIS door (he only lived around the corner).

My gift to him must have triggered off some kind signal in his head , the guy went on a buying spree, o please it was not funny at all.

Sadly I had to be very harsh to make him stop

madlady:

Would you call this "toasting" ?

This older  guy decided to besiege me with gifts, he kept leaving wine, chocolates, flowers, books and other such outside my front door.

I really did not like it, so I asked him to stop. He said he just wanted to do something nice for me which made me feel ungrateful.
Well this thing went on for months, Sunday mornings I would I look outside my door and there would be that days offering.
I decided the only way I could except the gifts with a clear conscience would be if I got him a gift now and again, so I bought him a bottle of bubble for Xmas  and left it outside HIS door (he only lived around the corner).

My gift to him must have triggered off some kind signal in his head , the guy went on a buying spree, o please it was not funny at all.

Sadly I had to be very harsh to make him stop

Hotchyk:

Hmm,I got stalked and toasted some time back by one 'wrongest' guy.His command of grammar was horrible. Here:
Guy: Hello 'sister'
Me: (rolls eyes) silence,
Guy: Ashually( actually) av been 'admire' you in a very long time. I like you,everything about you is juss(just) normwan(normal)
Meamused) really?
Guy: Yels,yels. In fact.you are true african beauty Your black is always shining.
Me: (in my mind "oh,please"
Guy: Angel, please can you give me your number so that i can keep in touch and be calling you to greet you?
Me: Ummm,no. I dont give out my contact to strangers.
Guy: No,I didnt ask for your contact,is your gsm number that I want.
Me: (obviously flabbergasted, gave him my old dormant number)
Guy: You have just been 'lizzen'(listening) to me since,you dont talk,why?
Me: I'm really fagged out,as u can see I'm on my way frm the office.
Guy: I "we'' really want to know u more than this,can I call u on xtra kool.

madlady:

Have been taught by my mother and father not to take gifts from people, so really your answer does not make sense.

If a guy gives me a gift I like to give him one back in return.

deb:

gal what are you talking about? I'm talking about somebody trying to buy your heart with several gifts like the scenario painted by the babe above

madlady:

You quoted me. But it's fine.

deb:

lol