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I will only support this child marriage IF AnD ONLY IF "BOKOHARAMISM" is legalised in Nigeria.
*dazall*

sylvalord: and aw u take calculate am

na one obfuscated and concealed formula i apply.

sylvalord: congrats hommie.. Welcome to d league of PAGE STARTERS






GOOD MORNING Y'ALL.. We thank God for another bright and 1derful day

Thanks bro...but i should be the one welcomin you to the league of page starters. * check the (1) page of this thread to confirm.*...
goodmorning.

sylvalord: no be UNIBEN cause dis one oo.. Me no like d kind comment wey u comment 4 dat my post..

lol..
abeg make una no quarrel na.

[quote author=Jenni_angel]hi, gudmrning everyone. U guys have been doing a grt job. I have been watching from back door and now decide to sit down with the elders in the sitting room and have a round table discussion.[/quote]hehehe...watchin frm the back door?
thats not possibl cos the door was shut. you were probably eavesdropping
....Anyway , say hi to the C.S.O before you further your introduction.

jovie50: pls, wen is d result coming out?

12:05 pm
2moro , based on my calculations
.

Yea!!!...I opened a new page.
#C.S.0 things.

Kolade9: Taaa!! Little experience bawo...

You sef know na...#old-learner#

sylvalord: Now who is on duty?

I'm the one boss.

Kolade9: "time spent online'' not since i registered o.....since the last time i logged in,which is today



i no be baron....no dey whine/wine me

Okay o...buh your NL age has little experience.

Samsantos9: I see you Adex have you started your shift?

Yes boss.

homesteady: I wish you GUY's GOODLUCK!! You shall all get your desired courses AMEN!!

You are all welcome to UNIstressBEN

Amen

Asakel: Adex..where art thou.
Ma shift iz over 4 now. Com do ur security nite duty o.
I dan almost waka.

I'm back!!!

Karen's poor Grammar might have vexed the angry followers
*imo*

sylvalord: Me no knw oo.. But i go play d game sha.. *Highest page starter competition*
me don start two pages now..

by the time result show nw, una go forget abt first to start page


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Asakel: If person enta skool na e go be "La cram....La pour....La forget"
Lol!

lol...but it depends on the course.

Kolade9: Think i'm the oldest NL member on this thread...registered march 2011

your profile,.....
Location: Lagos,Nigeria
Time registered: March 25, 2011
Time spent online: 14 days & 12 hours
Last seen: 8:08pm
View Kolade9's posts (583) .
i.e your nairaland age is 14 days 12 hrs
*dazall*

lest i forget, you be fine boy o.

IKJ66: Iz 6:50pm and the C.S.O iz not here#Furious goes to prepare iz sack letter#

nawa o,...
see wetin uniben/ASUU don cause nw.

even ikj dey threaten * smh *

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Pls guys..how I'm I gonna know if ma phone is rooted or unrooted?

[quote author=Great~Mind]Oga CSO, but how does this make the much awaited results come any faster now? [/quote]Just to kill time.
*dazall*

[quote author=Great~Mind]lolz u don't have to weep over it. All u need do, is to borrow a dogonyaro leaf from me. It works like magic [/quote]we will talk about that wen we resume.

sylvalord: am first on dis page

Despite all ma struggle, hustle and bustle to be the first to comment on the 100th page...
*crying profusely*
Congrats anyway.

sylvalord: i quote many posts and i dnt remember whose they are oo

Was just asking cos I was banned by anti-spam-bot for quoting him.

Sunday Tea!!!



»TEACHER: Why didn't you study?
STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to
study.
After taking away 52 Sundays, there are
only 313days left. There are 50 days in
the summer that is way too hot to work so there
are only 263 daysleft. We sleep 8
hours a day, in a year, that counts up to
122 days so now we're left with 141
days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour
a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left
with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day,
30 days are used in this way in
the year, and we are left with 96 days in
our year. We spend 1 hour a
day speaking to friends and family, that
takes away 15 days more and we are left
with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35
days in your year; hence you are
only left with 46 days. Taking off
approximately 40 days of holidays, you
are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick
fora minimum of 3 days; you're left with
3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go
out for 2 days...You're left with 1
day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
That's why I did not study.
Teacher: Class dismissed.
True?

sylvalord: better.. Hold d criminal tight oo

Very tight sef.

sylvalord: oga mi.. Thank u jawe.. It feels good to knw dat some1 remembered me. Thanks 1nce again

You welcome bro..
I was banned for 3 days too buh as a Professional......
That reminds me, did you quote that austino's post?

sylvalord: if u let me use vexation punch ur teeth ehn.. Walahi u go hate me 4 lyf.. Beta commot slippers run away 4rm here now

Pls calm down...he's already in our custody.

Was just playing around nairaland when I came across the first Nairaland post....check it out.
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Nairaland / General / About Nairaland, the
Nigerian Forum. by Seun(m): 5:19pm On Mar
14, 2005
Hello,
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Joining Nairaland is like joining a club, minus the
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emma2cute: How many of una don ready to matriculate with me?

I ready o.... And pls don't forget to invite a DJ that day.

emma2cute: yea !


















Life will be 2 you the way u c it 2 be. Spirit are conveyed by words. Words of fear carries the spirit of fear, also words of success carries the spirit of success.

Hmmm

Aphrygian: is fadipe now an igbo name,shaking my head for my ogogoro ladden brained brother

Lol..ogogoro on a sunday morning