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ojingbe: Result will be out tomorrow.frm auditorium

yepa!!!.....im damn nervous.

Profemmy001: Yesternyt, I dreamed of I and 2 oda guyz takyn pictures in matric gowns. ☀̤̣̈̇☀̤̣̈̇☀̤̣̈̇☀̤̣̈̇☀̤̣̈̇Can't really identify them buh i knew dah dey r nairalanders...If u're 101% sure it's U, Pls show face...#Gud Morning☺

i don show.

Michael Sokoto: I'm beginin 2 fink (only thinkin oo), what if (IF..) there are exam kuestion setters on nairaland, even on dis thread? or maybe VC is even a nairalander & possibly posing as pesin wey wan write UNIBEN post ume? yeee! Mogbe!
*runs off 2 go delete post of been in VC's office*

hahaha..this is a faceless forum na...anythng can happen.

[quote author=Great~Mind]@Adex, i view ur comment jare. U sabi keep record wella sha. Dnt worry, Ecostat department can't help but welcome you come october or thereabouts. 'cos It's your type they need. I pray u quote me on this very comment too when it finally happens.[/quote]Amen bro ...
i claim it ijn.

29th of june***

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Re: UNIBEN Admission Thread
2013/2014
by Michael Sokoto (m): 10:25am On Jun
29
Great~Mind:
Yeah, but i seldom visit the
platform. Hit me on twitter if u
can, the handle is @TPnaija .
Cheers!
Hmm, dis ya response na post ume use of
english answerin pattern. "I Seldom visit"
Make I take note sha
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Pls feel free 2 piss me off but Honourable
Chidi Lloyd, now my new role model, ya
isi-madu will testify 4 u insha-Allahu!
Re: UNIBEN Admission Thread
2013/2014
by Mickey7 (m): 10:36am On Jun 29
Michael Sokoto:
Hmm, dis ya response na post ume
use of english answerin pattern. "I
Seldom visit"
Make I take note sha
lol u no well
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Re: UNIBEN Admission Thread
2013/2014
by Great~Mind : 10:39am On Jun 29
Michael Sokoto:
Hmm, dis ya response na post ume
use of english answerin pattern. "I
Seldom visit"
Make I take note sha
Hahahaha, Mr mike, u no go burst person
stomach with laughter. Well, take note
well o, b'cos you never can tell where
those dreaded questns go surface from. #
I_hail.
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Re: UNIBEN Admission Thread
2013/2014
by Mickey7 (m): 10:43am On Jun 29
Great~Mind:
Hahahaha, Mr mike, u no go burst
person stomach with laughter.
Well, take note well o, b'cos you
never can tell where those
dreaded questns go surface from.
#I_hail.
just followed u
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Re: UNIBEN Admission Thread
2013/2014
by Asakel (m): 10:46am On Jun 29
Michael Sokoto:
Hmm, dis ya response na post ume
use of english answerin pattern. "I
Seldom visit"
Make I take note sha

Lol! Dico even dey ma front sef.
Lol!
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Re: UNIBEN Admission Thread
2013/2014
by Adex097 : 10:56am On Jun 29
Asakel:
Lol! Dico even dey ma front sef.
Lol!
lol...dico becos of "SELDOM"?...,...WE
GIVVUP
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My GOD IS AWESOME•

Michael Sokoto: Unu nor see now! Great~Mind throw one big english com-out 4 nairaland here (seldom), play-play play-play I come jam d same word 4 post ume, dem say make we look 4 d opposite in meanin.
@Great~Mind - guy, na God gor help me bless u ooo!
https://www.nairaland.com/1163976/uniben-admission-thread-2013-2014/43#16523488

lol


...i was just lol when i saw that question..
hope you chose often sha

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sylvalord: how did u knw he had d highest jamb score.. Was it announced?

The seating arrangment was from lowest utme score to highest....i saw the
list.

[quote authdor=sylvalord]lwkm... I didn't stare at anybody dat day so it can't be me.. Hmm.. Maybe its adex [/quote]its not me o....i stared @ so many gals and just a single guy (the guy with the highest jamb score in my hall).

humbleboyy: Well from the info I got from an unreliable reliable source was that uniben don't have cut-off marks.
He said, if your depts carryng capacity is 100, the best 100 aspirants would be admitted.
Dazall.

^^^^^

ninja4life: see question,no be computer mark am na robot mark am.mtcheeew anyway i give tanks to those who set d questions for bringing out so cheap questions for we science student.scored 291 pdusting my ghana must go,preparing for oau admission won a gba lol.

Congrats bro..buh about that ghana must go bag, don't bother to dust it cos u aint resuming this year.

[quote author=Yoshi-Master]Wait, so LIMPOPO is a place?

Soooo, why does that guy say "oya limpopo", I am getting closer to unravelling these mysteries.[/quote]*in Kcee's voice*
Oya limpopo
Baby make we go limpopo...

[quote author=Ms_Steph]you are the only pad I use I can never change u, I only use you when I am on my period.[/quote]*faints*

*sits on the couch with a cup of chilled cassava flakes in his hand*
#learning mode activated#
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Oau should have adopted 'Fill in the gap' instead of Ojb sorry Obj...
The Govt is damn cheap (if you ain't under pressure)

papindinho: Alhamdulilah....... checked it at last.... English 40 econs 48 government 72 maths 86 total 246 and ume score was 244.. thanks bosses bossresses. Public Administration......

Ma boss, you killed it big time o.
Congrats...guess the time you've spent in this thread aint a waste of time atall...

@Oga Fb...you don sheck?

Asakel: Tchaii. O'boy...the toilet wey dey dat chemical block gallant o. Na there me dey pass time wella.
E no be like doz wans wey dey dem hostel... God. E be like dat era ov Spartacus dem.
Inshut...Spartacus own beta pass da wan sef.

I don catch you..na toilet you go dey inspect for Benin abi.

Mickey7: it's is cos bread and stew makes a unit(a single meal) just lyk pap and bean cake

Me chose "is" too buh me know that ma answer to that qwestion either right or wrong won't deter me from scoring 70%+....
*coughs*
dazall!!!

So many grammarians on this thread...
I'm kinda skeptical on who to believe now cos me no know English o.

Beezally: Guys am never travelling on road again never in my life ...i will save to travel by air wat i saw yesterday infact am tired.... am in serious pains may God punish armrobbers all their life ..to cut this story short i was shot because i travelled to write pume

which post-ume ?
which state?
what time?

™ thank God for you o .

Mickey7: lol ok sir

Sir .
hehehe

Michael Sokoto: I did all d english kuestions & left d calculation kuestions 4 dem, sake of say I gor come solve dem once I resume 4 1st semester 100level ni

lol...hahaha.
you no go kill me with laughter

Mcslize: I beg o, Uniben should not use deducting method to mark this post ume screening o

they dare not.
after what dibu of jamb did.
* calls shekau (boko's CEO)*

jazinogold: ...marking may commence this week!
2go: jazino4gold

so they've not startd marking .
*faints*

^^^^^^°
end of the month?!?
WE givvup

when are they gonno release the result o.

Vickhov: Do wish you a superb result&also looking forward to seeing you in the great department of ecostat.
Just for the sake of emphasis&clarity on your previous post,the total nos of students that put in for ecostat&sat for d exam y'day were more than 157.Perhaps you only took cognizance of those who wrote together in the same hall with you but am pretty sure there were several hundreds of ppl dat wrote elsewhere.But all the same,WELCOME TO ECONOMICS&STATISTICS DEPT IN ADV!!

thanks for that bro...will love to see you when i get to benin next session.

Michael Sokoto: I saw one guy pacing round & eyeballin every Tom, Dick & Harry in my exam hall yesterday, I suspected him be a Nairalander. I looked @ him, he looked @ me, I looked @ him looong, he looked me back looong, I threw eyes away, he kept lookin like luukumoni, I looked back confidently, then I heard, "time's up". I submitted & we all left wit him still lookin @ me!
We thank God 4 d exam sha!
NB: d guy looks like a suspicious Nairalander 2 me, probably Profhemmy, Adex or sylvalord

lol...you ain't serious at all.
though l saw a guy wearing a stern look buh im 100% sure he's not a nairalander.

Mtn sucks!!!

korm2me: on Friday.

are you sure about this ?

STORM2: Lol...a sweet warm hug for ya...xxxx
Congratulations dearie..thank God.

*receives hug ecstatically*


x.x.x.....thanks sweeri

TrustZee: some parts in english lang was repeated..
E.g Ephemeral = transcient
Seedy = pregnant
Invaluable = priceless
And lots more

you did urs this afternooN? cos me didnt see those questions.

guldberg: greater chance fot me only 97 wrote for dental surgery n 24 is to b admitted n am no 15 on d list frm top score to d lowest.........................i rep dental surgeon

For eco-stat, 157 wrote the ezam