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Can't even imagine it.
Wtf..my gal? Proposing to me publicly?
Jeez..I'm gonna drown in the pool of embarrassment....buh it aint bad.

^^^^
@profemmy
Lol..You are still a learner when it comes to fabricating lies.
Where is your post-ume score?
Uniben can't release the aggregate only.

[quote author=onyeso.david]dnt say wat u're nt really sure[/quote]*no offense pls*
But bro, you brought this all the way from the very first page of this thread..werrin happen na.


DATE: 21st of January


[quote author=onyeso.david]Education / Re: UNIBEN Admission Thread
2013/2014 by Preetee shir(f): 11:49pm On Jan
21
Hey guyz, am putting in 4 law nd my subjects re
english,c r s, govt nd lit in eng pls wat re my
chances ?[/quote]

Profemmy001: Are U pondering wah m pondering?

or does d guy means music and Law are equal in RANK

The definition of the word "equal" is relative...
It depends on the angle you viewing it from.
*dazall*

Longest time bro..

badbull92: Where r ma course mates Hw una exam b na I misd d exam oh chai nd I hear say e easy, na true I rep ecostat...putme score 99 abeg I no 3much Na baba God do Ǻ̀́♍ oh no b me oh.

Missed the EXam?!?.
Pls telme that's a joke.

GorgeousReney: it's certainly b4 d end of d year..........is it b4 b4,b4 closa or b4 afta?

Its soon ma"am..Very soon

sylvalord: una want make dat dude babe faint 4 una neck abi?

Hehehe..we go rush her to the nearest pharmacy ni.

Asakel: Lol! Dec.31 abi.
11:50pm

God 4bid badt tin

Seun: Thanks, everyone. This is heart-warming!

you welcome boss.

Lilimax: Cool! .

*smh*
See the first and only comment by a lady for this thread.
Una too like money.
U better go learn how to design web and start making your cool cash instead turning yourself to parasite.

GorgeousReney: Wen is d result comin out oooooooo

Before the end of the year...
*dazall*

Akhigbode01: By now, real men should hav started thinking about their 1st semester experience in UNIBEN & not how d admission wil come. I love u guys dats why I want 2 giv u dis ''up ahead'' secret. Go & get d following Documents ready while U await d 2013/2014 Admission [consignment] Jet.:
1. O'level cert[s]
2. Birth cert/ Age Declaration
3. State of Origin cert
4. Original Jamb Result slip
5. Minimum of 10 copies of Red Background passports
6. Affidavit of Non-membership of secret Cult[ Even if u are going to join later o o o o..but not advised]
7. Affidavit of Good conduct.
I am pretty sure those who are determined 2 b on d top of Academic Terminal will carry out dis, while those thinking of Next year will wait till next year.We Thank U All!

Ma boss, where are we gonna get that 6 & 7 ?

sylvalord: Chai.. Una jst dey sleep untop NL ni?.. Una jst run leave moi

I think say na only me notice ham....I wonder how the thread go be when result show.

johnstar: .

BUSTED!!!
5tc

Yield: Sigh. Talking to people on NL sometimes is like talking to a brick wall. Just because I used "respectful" and "humble" in the same sentence does not mean that they are synonymous with one another. If I have to be telling you that, you are an idi0t. How slow can someone be?

then you are a bigger slow poke for not knwing wen someone is just being sarcastic.

You love him but all he wants is your waist.
*in 2chains voice*
All I want for my birthday is a big buttyy gal.

its a pity...
You've really missed a lot.

Yield: Unfortunately, I'm not in Nigeria, so I don't know what weed smokers and danfo drivers there do. Who said said respect and humility are the same things?

You said so ma"am.


*in yields voice*
"very
respectful and humble
of him".

Yield: Wow, very respectful and humble of him. I'm speechless. While Nigeria may have a lot of problems, Nigerian parents do a great job of raising their children and teaching them to respect their elders.

Even weeed smokers and danfo drivers at Lagos garages prostrate...Respect and humility are two different things...IMO

pro01: See her ofèmmånu ewedu mouth. Yet, you don't show e-respect to your e-elders here.

this got me lol...but how are we gonna know the "e-elders"?

sylvalord: oga.. U jst dey show evrybody say u don sabi apply colour to post abi?.. Me self sabi oo

lol...when the total utility/satisfaction he derives from the "colour flexing" reach maximum point, my guy go tire.

[size=32pt]SAMPLE[/size]

GorgeousReney: still cnt do it oooo

its not easy to be a learner

sylvalord: chai.. Hw i come wan take xplain am naw.. Owk.. Quote one person. Dnt reply yet, jst scroll down to other posts, den quote as many as u lyk..

@gorgeous, maybe its the type of browser you using...

Mcslize: Uniben has always kept to this way of calculating their ume scores. It has been used over the years so this year won't be an exception

Don't get my Oga wrong ..He was not referring to the way of calculating the final score. Its the post-utme marking scheme we talking about here

We still on the same page my honourable trailer driver (rtd).

Akhigbode01: chief Remember dat there is no particular convention which states dat all Questions will be allocated equal marks. There are some special(spiritual) Questions dat can Boost ur score. E.g, A question in which no option is correct can earn u more marks when left un-shaded and also questions with technical and logical analysis. Any way, congrats in advance...

Thanks boss.

jelel6: Fella, are you sure its the right formula? because 49/77*100=63. Excluding the jamb score. U clear bro?

Under normal circumstance,
The above formula should be the right marking formula but no one knows the formula they (uniben) would apply so keep your fingers crossed and watch how things unfold..
*dazall*

Profemmy001: It's Out. It's Official! D results were released diz evnyn. Log in ur profiles to see your scores. D performance was generally better. Jist checked mine nd ah scored 72...!!!

U guys no go kill me for this thread.

Mickey7: news from the auditorium:the recent postume exam which held on 13th of july,2013 has been cancelled due to some irregularities and other reasons best left unsaid.we sincerely appologise for any inconvinience that may come as a result of this development.A new screening date will be communicated to you soon sign:management.

Thank God i'm immune to shocks.

^^^ASUP DOWN ASUU NEXT

Michael Sokoto: Am off 2 anoda thread 2 look 4 trouble & possible fightin oo (propably be banned 4 a while ), so incase am not internet-ly here, I'd be spiritually present.
Latér tinz

hehehe...another kabiru sokoto in the making.

Mickey7: @korme2me,sumone just called me saying he is d one marking my script and dat i scored 40 dt i shud call him back if i need assistance.he told me my name,nd jamb score nd course.im tinkinin he got it from d attendance sumwhere or sumtin but hw he got my number...dnt u tink it's a scam

(1) i am the one marking your script.
the scamer is a fuckiπg learner for saying the above shlt.
who told him the omr sheets are
marked with red biros?

pls just ignore the jobless guy.
*dazall*