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sambos994: Oh yea, they look hungry.....


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Yea they need to be hungry cos an hungry man is an angry man.

Someone should please define the word "miracle" for me.
Abi wat are this people saying

FilesUpdator: Allow day break na

Lol....no mind me jor

Good morning guys.
Thursday is finally here!!!
I'm anxiously expecting a positive news from my OGAs at the T0P.

@Mr sholani the download link aint working na

justplainpaul: [/b][b] This girl`s popularity go pass Amarachi`s. pls, what does that mean?

Hahaha..AMarachi na the "kim K" of O.A.U

Chai i even first my "BooK obsessed" bro hear this news....#Great-Ife#

Odunhana: please send UNN post utme to odunhacker505@yahoo.com

lol..you too don hear

ajanaku2: Person wey dey don "disvirgin" since JSS 3!...Can't you notice the flaccidity of her br£asts and the slight bow legs?

una no go kill me for this NL

Chidinma is damn too short..
Buh she's always cute

speedyboi: Is Chidinma pregnant? . See big tummy

wetin your eye find go there?

obago: Even the VC cannot help you.

VC can't help?
Well me don't know much about uniben buh I've seen guys who gained admission into OAU without writing Post-UME and also scoring below 200.
#Profs KiDs#

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And he said this in the church?
GEJ is damn *****

Dyt: I will make sure dat policeman looses his source of joy
I will fight him spiritually
I will mk sure he cries every mornin
He will see sand and eat it like food
I will make every second of his life miserable
A 9 year old boy?
That's likely a future president

Please calm down

Nairalanders no dey sleep

Rap maestro: What'd he say? Cos I can't read Gibberish..

thought I was the only one

Thank God their first opponent is tahiti

#African time things

Mexyz: Four figure wat? Nah,@forza p,y re u spilln those rubbish 4rm ur mouth,anyway i understand d cause of ur frustratn. I wl advice those dat want to apply to do it tru their frnds here in uniben or they do it themselves since its online.

Thanks alot bro *throws four figure table away*.....
#jacking continua

Please o.....
Do they allow the use of Four Figure Table?

killuminati: What do you expect from an ogogoro master president with a cowboy hat and goofy smile couple with a dumb wife and an slowpoke pikin?!

Don't bring the innocent pikins into this na

G.E.Jonathan met with the Queen
of England. He asked her, "Your
Majesty, how do you run such an
efficient government?
Are there... any tips you can give
to me? I want to help Nigeria.
"Well,"the Queen replied, "the
most important thing
is to surround yourself with
intelligent people.
Jonathan frowned, and then asked, "But
how do I know the people
around me are really
intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip off her cup
of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle."
The Queen pushed a button on
her intercom. "Please ... send
David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and said,
"Yes,Your Majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,
"Answer me this please. David,
your mother and
father have a child. It is not your
brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a
moment, David Cameron
answered, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask N. Sambo, his
vice presidential
choice the same question.
"Sambo, answer this for me. Your
mother and your father
have a child. It's not your brother
and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm
not sure, said
Sambo. "Let me get back to you
on that one..." He
went to his advisors and asked
every one, but none could give him an answer.
Finally, one night, he ran into
Ngozi iweala..
Sambo asked, “Ngozi, can you
answer this for me?
Your mother and father have a child and it's not
your brother or
your sister. Who is it?"
Ngozi Iweala answered sharply, "That's
easy, it's me"
Sambo smiled, and said,
"Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with
Jonathan. "Sir, I did
some research and
I have the answer to that riddle.
It's
Ngozi iweala.
Jonathan got up angrily,frowning he said to
Sambo. No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I
don't have intelligent people
around me. !You Dummy! The
answer is David Cameron!!!!l...........

chaarly: Thank u very very much sir. Emmm.. Sir.. Pls no vex.. How will i purchase d form.. i stay in abuja.. Shuld i tell 1 of my friend to do it 4me over there.. Or i shuld cum to uniben on thursday or friday and do it my self. Thanks again

Although i don't know the registration process uniben will adopt this year but the ones below is meant for 2012/2013 Exam (last year).





UNIVERSITY OF BENIN, POST-UTME
SCREENING EXERCISE FOR 2012/2013
SESSION
30 May
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The University of Benin (UNIBEN) Post-UTME
Test Application process for 2012/2013
academic session will run between Monday, 28th
May 2012 and end midnight of Sunday, 10th
June 2012, while screening will take place on
Friday, 15th June 2012 and Saturday, 16th June
2012 in designated Centres within Ugbowo
Campus of UNIBEN. ALL candidates are
expected to be seated latest one hour before the
stipulated time for the screening exercise.
Note that, only candidates who chose UNIBEN
as First Choice and scored 200 and above in the
UTME are eligible to participate in the
Screening Exercise.
METHOD OF APPLICATION
1. We advise you to have a valid email account
before you start the application process
2. Visit https://uniben-kofa.waeup.org/applicants
and click on Post–UTME screening Test
2012/2013
3. Click on ‘Post UME Screening Test
2012/2013′
4. Click on ‘Register for application’ at the top
left of the displayed page to proceed.
5. Enter your FIRSTNAME as it appears on your
JAMB REGISTRATION or RESULT SLIP, and a
VALID Email Address (immediately your login
authentication details will be sent to your
mailbox)
6. Click on Button below titled “Get Login
Credentials”
7. Open your mail to get your login details
(USERNAME and PASSWORD) that you will use
for all your subsequent logins until you finally
submit your application form
8. Go to uniben-kofa.waeup.org and click on
Post–UTME screening Test 2012/2013
9. On the Application Portal frontpage, click on
‘Login’ (at the top right corner of the page)
10. Enter your username and the password to
login.
11. To start the application process, please click
on ‘Edit application record’ and provide all
required information and upload your passport
photograph
12. Upload a clear 1” x 1” COLOURED passport
photograph with red background in JPEG format
only. NOTE that the photograph uploaded will
be the only valid ID for all admitted candidates
throughout their stay in the University of Benin.
13. To pay for the Application, click on ‘Add
online payment ticket’. at the bottom of the
page. Then click on ‘College Pay’ on the top left
corner of the page. Follow the instruction to pay
with an ATM-Enabled Verve or Master Cards
only from any commercial bank.
14. Application fee is N2,000.00 and payment is
through Interswitch payment gateway, consult
your bank to ensure that your ATM Card is
enabled for Web Transactions. Only Verve &
Master Cards are allowed. You can also obtain
enabled Verve Cashcard from any Commercial
Bank for the payment of the application fee, if
you do not have an ATM Card.
15. Preview and confirm your information before
submiting your application on-line and then
print out an acknowledgement slip that contains
your screening schedule.
16. You cannot edit your application after
submission.

damorikoko: Its official..2013/2014 putme form wuld b out on thurzday bn d 20th of june,2013...exam date wuld b 1st week of july.,please do read prayerfully well.2go@damorikoko1

Thanks Boss

jazinogold: Information reaching me...is dat uniben has received from jamb the list of students that applied to uniben and scored abv 200 in d last jamb! N ha post ume form would be out most likely on thursday! Exam wud b hold 1st week of july!

Make una dy read o!!!

2go:jazinogold

Thanks a lot boss ....you're DA BEST

Tunde ajani: ..we won hijack fynest,shakur,dr.hesjay,phetemie,adex et al..from una oh..ready for d kidnap oh.notice served.

lol..you bad o

Odunhana: let me go church and come back... I have some questions we all can practise... Are you set

* abi shoshi deeper life lo loni ?*

We set man

papindinho: Adex where una dey al ds while.... Abi una don go download those hmmmn...... God dey o '''''''''#leggo peeps

lol..downloading in progress ni --------------89%

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