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shakur07: Cee ds ma oga oh....u no even cum check on us again ...goan ressurect ya 2go acct jhoor

lol..don't mind me.
Ma 2go account dey on conscious buh I go try open one of the eyes today.

Rhemado: even when jamb says ur score. will not b high, GOD takes over, every struggle is over . Mày he who ultimately takes over carry u over to the next level

Amen

What of his twin bro (paul) ? I never see that guy chest before

seedord247: Suit no fit am at alll.....

please go wash your eye with Hypo and iron sponge.

This guy's six pack should park well jor...the thing dey intimidate me.

Happy Studying guys...
#survival-of-the-fittest#

davidiee: http://www.jamb.org.ng/Unifiedtme1/InstitutionStatisitics.aspx

Thank you..I'm really grateful

Johntosyne: I'd lyk any student of ui to cum nd post the putme past quesn dat he or she can rememba coz it was posted on the first ui thread for last yr buh its bin hidden......... @adex, its www,jamb.org.ng/unifiedtme den u wil strol down, use a computa coz it wud b beta...... After strolin down, u will c diz word 'u can also' jst place ur cursor on it nd dnt click it.... Den u can find it dia.... Eveñ 4 doze dat had 200 upward... I fink u wil av 2 download it

thanks a bunch bro

shakur07: 1 Dubai trip = 1 plot of land
1 Brazilian hair = 68 bags of cement
1 Handbag = 10 Tankers of water
1 Quality shoe = 1 Trailer of sand
1 BB Torch = 1500 Blocks
1 Quality dress = 40 workers
Just these are enough to build a 2-
bedroom flat.
Babes PLEEEEEEEEASE let your husband and
boyfriend be a LANDLORD.
We beg you all, Abeg Abeg Abeg!!!.
To all guys here, You shall be pronounced
Landlords within 10 Years as you say AMEN,
in Jesus Name!!!!

OGA landlord *smh*
I pity your girlfriend.

davidiee: From the statistics of results in jamb website in the just concluded 2013 exams only 14, 972 out of the people that chose UI scored 200 and above and since the carrying capacity of UI is 5720 they may want to invite everyone this year. Cos last year they invited only about 7000 people and only about 2000 were given admission which is half of the admission quota but now they said that they will looking to invite about 10,000-11,000 so that more people will get chance of admission.
You can check their blog on the school website for more info.

can you please post the link to the site? (Jamb statistics website)

IIIIxRoyalxIIII: Nigerian Music is Trash Compared to Senegalese Music Tbh

The Senegalese Produce Great Music that the entire world Praises & Loves

who is senegalese

The guy should be arrested with an immediate effect.

My vote goes to LUPEY

This one wey everybody dey talk about war, how much be a room apartment for Benin republic?
#relocation things#

Asakel: Guys...I hv 2sittings and i'l be writin dis GCE. I rili wnt to use dis GCE 4d admission. Hw long cn UNIBEN wait 4 an awaitin result?

Waec GCE results do come out every December and by my calculations, admission registration should start either by September or October.

At least I've not heard any news about OPC on al jazeera , BBC or CNN .

* I pledge to Nigeria my country, to be
faithful, loyal and honest. TO SERVE NIGERIA IS NOT BY FORCE, to defend her unity,
uphold her honour and glory, so help me
God *

Mr Calculus: Wen is d sales of 4m coming out

Soon.....Hope you've prepared very well

damorikoko: august.17

Thanks bro

yuzedo: Huh?! Dis loooook like my swiming pull in side my Banana ice land man shun na. or did my MOPOL allowe dis poeple to enter & snap piture wen am eatin dodo + tea wit fashala?!

lol..do you really stay in BI? Ma house is at oranmiyan close ...wat abt you?

Will ice prince now be in FG's payroll

nep2ra: Thank you.

The team lacked technical depth. The Flying Eaglets played like high school kids. Even high school kids don't play football like this anymore. Lack of creativity from the midfield, defense was caught napping on a number of occasions, the wing play was not impressive. The team deserved their loss.

post-match analysis mode activated..#Football Pundit#.

Good. Day. Guys.
When is the session gonna END at uniben?

Fatigue!!!! i.e too much work load.

See our so called leaders
*SMH*

.

Hehehe...I see GEJ legs shaking....

This move is also known as "DEMOCRATIC COUP"

G.E.Jonathan met with the Queen
of England. He asked her, "Your
Majesty, how do you run such an
efficient government?
Are there... any tips you can give
to me? I want to help Nigeria.
"Well,"the Queen replied, "the
most important thing
is to surround yourself with
intelligent people.
Jonathan frowned, and then asked, "But
how do I know the people
around me are really
intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip off her cup
of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle."
The Queen pushed a button on
her intercom. "Please ... send
David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and said,
"Yes,Your Majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,
"Answer me this please. David,
your mother and
father have a child. It is not your
brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a
moment, David Cameron
answered, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask N. Sambo, his
vice presidential
choice the same question.
"Sambo, answer this for me. Your
mother and your father
have a child. It's not your brother
and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm
not sure, said
Sambo. "Let me get back to you
on that one..." He
went to his advisors and asked
every one, but none could give him an answer.
Finally, one night, he ran into
Ngozi iweala..
Sambo asked, “Ngozi, can you
answer this for me?
Your mother and father have a child and it's not
your brother or
your sister. Who is it?"
Ngozi Iweala answered sharply, "That's
easy, it's me"
Sambo smiled, and said,
"Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with
Jonathan. "Sir, I did
some research and
I have the answer to that riddle.
It's
Ngozi iweala.
Jonathan got up angrily,frowning he said to
Sambo. No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I
don't have intelligent people
around me. !You Dummy! The
answer is David Cameron!!!!l.




Clueless Jonathan and clueless liebaran

I watchd the news at the early hours of today..1am pricisely ....the first thng that kept banging and screaming in my mind after seeing the news was LIES LIES LIES cos im sure no nigerian army would be so lenient to sit on a chair and starts attending to the press...im so dissappointed @al jazeera

badbull92: tanx 4 d sir but Ǻ̀́♍ a folow aspirant no nid 4 d use f sir well dis z ma 2go username badbull92 nd if U̶̲̥̅̊ on watsap dis ma no 08168541148.

thanks alot...im not on watsapp...gonna add you up on 2go right away.

Ok.....you guys expect the man to chase every politician away from his camp ground abi.
Or the church is now meant for saints only.

Stchew!!!!! Mumu people.