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GOOD morning guys


Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear
starts chasing
them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts
climbing up the tree
after them. The first guy gets his sneakers out of
his knapsack and
starts putting them on. The second guy says,
"What are you
doing? He says, "I figure when the bear gets close
to us, we'll
jump down and make a run for it." The second
guy says, "Are
you crazy? You can't outrun a bear." The first guy
says, "I don't
have to outrun the *bear*... I only have to outrun
*you.*"


LESSON
(Your admission into OAU is all about survival of the fittest. Are you prepared for the upcoming race?)

ujchief: Having gone thru the facebook account, it will be very unwise to say that its a hoax. The account does not look like what was put together in a hurry; especially the friends.
I've taken my time to go thru the friends, and profile some of the friends to see their own friends, this looks real. Its worth checking out. It can't be a diversion tactics as the security operatives are not going to channel all their resources on it. They can assign few of the operatives to check it out; even if it means tying up loose ends. Its possible they slipped.

Qasim Bn Bilaal Aburahmat is among his friends, and is listed as the Executive Chairman & Managing Director at Bilaal (Nig) Enterprises. I've googled the Bilaal guy and search results indicates he is the Director of the said company, and a graduate of ABU zaria; with other details. These are stuffs that needs to be checked out, not by the entire security operatives, its not so hard to do.

Before you say its fake, go thru the page and see the pix there. Not recently taken pix, check out the friends, and then friends of friends.

#just my 2 cents though#

Nice observations sir....
You need to be recruited by SSS as soon as possible.
Please don't waste your talent.

Adolak: The secret is that the CBTs tightened their belt when they saw that there was mass failure for the PPTs. Thats all.

within how many days?

ueskman: shld b leaving #land by friday in preparation ahead of postume gonna miss u all, bt i pray i will b back to give testimonies..
jamb-214, postjamb-_________
*waiting for some piece of advice guys*

Hmmm....your post-ume score must/should be either.

{1}286 AGGR = 250 (that's if your state of origin is among OAU's catchment area) OR
{2}300+ AGGR 257+ ( if your state of origin ain't among catchment). #my-50cent#

WISH YOU ALL THE BEST IN YOUR QUEST TO BE THE BEST AMONG THE BEST IN THE UNI MEANT FOR THE BEST.

dapreacher: And i've been hearing stupid side comments dat we were favoured or whatever! Did jamb give us answers nii abi watz all dis pure jealousy going on around me..no one's doubting nor ascertaining d fact dat d ppt candidates were 'marked down'..but taking out frustrations of ur shortcomings on we cbt candidates is totally uncalled for..celebrate wit dose rejoicing so u ll rejoice soon

. CBTs were not favoured by jamb....what people don't understand is that the marking system used for CBT was absolutely free , fair and unbiased .
I've seen the result of a friend that is average academically scoring a 'mouth watering' score....the guy didn't believe it ( although I'm not underestimating him but i know his capability).
Well I'm happy for you guys cos your hard work and labour was not in vain. Congratulations once again and strive hard to do well in your various post-umes cos PPT guys won't take it easy with the post-ume due to their extremely low marks.
Please and please don't relax.
GoD BLess you aLL.

Hehehe.... That means that all PPT candidates be OLODO abi? Anyway sha congratulations to you all...
I go make sure say my unborn children write CBT (dats if dey study in naija) cos I'm done with JAMB by the grace of GOD.

When will he open a nairaland account?

Metaphycist: It's nt "cumbersome" at all.I tried 2 do it last yr bt pple startd raising eyebrow dat I wnt 2 eat their money only gud enuf 2 buy sweet n chewing gum.
Notwithstanding,putme past questns here in Uniben is abt 350-400 4 d respectiv dptmnts.
Ohonba line,Faith Motors,Muyi line,God is Good Motors,Agbonifo line etc r all stone throws away 4rm d skul gate.
So 2 add 2 wat my learnd bro insinuated,u can send money so dat one can buy it 4 u here n send it via one of d transports whose park is closest 2 ur house in lag.
Bt 2 mak it all cheaper n faster,4 all dose stayin around Yaba(Surulere,Costain,Ebute-Meta,Oyingbo,etc) u cn send money 4 d PQ,say....400.Then send money 4 T-fair,say...300.
Nw if I cn get lik 7-10 persons who stay around Yaba n want 2 pay 4 d PQ,it wud help complete d money 2 pay 4 d transportatn of d stuff 2 Lag wic'l be around 2000.
Nw all these in it's complexity might nt last up to 2days.
It's jst abt wether u r willing 2 trust ur 700 wit a guy u hvnt seen bt only met on Nairand,who might be a "good guy" or a "crook guy".
More seriously,I'l go extra length 2 mak sure these materials get 2 u guys in Lag if only u r willing 2 comply.
Better options r highly welcome.

That's a nice idea sir...how are we gonna go about the payment.
I stay in surulere.

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Mexyz: Gud idea metaphycist, i decided nt to involve myself because of ds problm of ''u want to scam us''. Mr Adex,did u say cumbersome? As in 4 who? D guy dat wl v to walk to d park n snd it or u dt wl jst gt it easily? U nid 2 knw d distance 4rm uniben 2 BIG JOE.

mind you, when I said cumbersome, I was not referring to myself alone.

Fynestboi: THANK CHANGNG TO philosophy shapaly...

prudent step bro

Atesunate15: mind u guys, i was in the office of the dean of the faculty of education last year during admission processing he sed OAU will gv students commerce during pume but dey will neva admit wif commerce

We are still on the same page bro...why write a subject when you know its useless?

Yes..mourinho failed!! The fans/ board of directors don't wanna give him another cahnce of repeating the same class so they expelled him.

Enjoy ya life jor.....#Life is too short

Mexyz: I wl suggest u guys in lagos find a way of getn smebdy in uniben 2 buy d past questns 4 various depts nd faculties nd send it dwn 2 lag tru a transport company. I jst sent past questns to ma cousin nd his frnds in kaduna tru BIG JOE VENT. LTD. It wl help.

this whole process sounds too cumbersome.
You guys should help us with where to get it here in Lagos.
Time is not on our side.

You guys should strive hard to meet up with your course cut-off mark by doing very well in your post-ume. That's the only way your admission into OAU can be guaranteed. If your score is 1mark less than the merit cut-off or your catchment area cut-off mark, your chances of getting admitted ain't certain. That's when you bring in the 'WHO YOU KNOW FORMULA'.
There are just two set of people you can know.
(1) Baba GOD
(2) Lecturers , professors, HoDs , Deans etc.


I pray you all get admitted into this citadel meant for great men and women of our generation. IJN

[quote author=x-kid2000]that is hard luck bro!! i know of people who got below their cut off but were still given a course to study!![/quote]Maybe the course they chose ain't competitive

[quote author=x-kid2000]please oh! i filled medicine and dentistry for 1st and second choice respectively and chose oau as 1st and 2nd.. got 221 in jamb and am doing the pre degree had 69.4 which is low for medicine. am changing my p.d course to pharmacy hope the medicine in my jamb wont affect?? [/quote]Nah ...PD and jamb are two different bodies

Hausa: time waits for no man? really?
I hadnt noticed...
....actually

Mr alausa at it again

Please o..how much is NL?

#TEAM SCRAP DIBU

ueskman: confused ooooioo
I made only maths English economics geography agric
and the requirement says

Department
of Economics
English Language, Mathematics, Economics
plus two of Arts or Social Science subject.



wats my fate shld I be faultless?

fear not bro...geography is a social-science subject

Who get kim kardashian phone number. Its urgent .
She no dey give this guy him dosage regularly.

immortalvoices: What happen to the unlike button....mr seun if you can create like then you cheated on us by not creating unlike button

mind you, there is an unlike button . Just unlike a post after liking it shikina

WTF!!!
This thread is so hot!!
*jumps into the swimming pool*

Gbolasky: pls be urslf, wu told u oau dont av commerce question, wat of dos pol sci aspirant dat ar doing eng, govt, econs and commerce, atlest i have a friend dat did dat last year and oau gave her commerce in d putme exam, so therefore my broda just try and get the information@sammy

Are you sure of what you saying?
Even admin department aspirants don't offer commerce. Its either economics or account @ samtolly
I'd advice you to google it yourself.
TIME WAITS FOR NO MAN.

Fynestboi: a p.science dng economics and commerce witout maths re u sure of wat u re saying?

yea that's possible....Maths ain't neccessary for pol.sc

Its yielding result but the war ain't over yet.
#Aluta-continua#

Hmmm.....I feel for them but i hope 50% of this 2000 ain't bokos.