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Business / Re: Bulksms Api Secret Revealed + Etisalat N Mtn Data Bundle by adexsimply(m): 5:01pm On May 19, 2015
Your API costs N1.40 per SMS? What the hell are you tryna say?
Anyways, I'll try it out because of the point you made about "delivering to phones that are off".
Business / Re: Apple Inc. Buys Nigerian Born Chinedu Echeruo’s Hopstop.com For $1 Billion... by adexsimply(m): 4:53pm On May 19, 2015
I'm moderately impressed cool
Celebrities / Re: Stella Damasus: “I Don’t Believe In The Duration, I Like Quality Sex'' by adexsimply(m): 2:53pm On May 19, 2015
Reminds me of "Paul on the road to Damascus"

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Religion / Re: Suicide Tips (painless) by adexsimply(m): 1:10pm On May 19, 2015
@OP, I can give you recipes formulas of different compounds that produce Cyanide, but with Cyanide, I don't think you'd die a painless death because the probability of you having cardiac arrest is around 80%. It is not always effective too as you can die a very lingering death(It can take days, yes). However, I'd advice you to do a little research on Alkaloid Toxiferine: It's fail-safe and the only solution is if someone gives you artificial respiration within seconds of usage(I'll recommend injection). If you're really interested, I can help you anonymously

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by adexsimply(m): 11:45am On May 19, 2015
Enoquin:

shey mo mu e dani tele ni? undecided
Mu mi dani!!!! cry cry cry
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: Buhari To Hold Secrete Talks With Petrol Importers by adexsimply(m): 11:40am On May 19, 2015
Secrete What's Buhari "secreting"? Nectar? undecided

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by adexsimply(m): 11:33am On May 19, 2015
Enoquin:


undecided Kini?
Fimile!!! sad sad sad
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by adexsimply(m): 11:18am On May 19, 2015
Mark554:
Yaga, Tophaz campaign stuff just full Whatsapp. I'm yet to see others. Voting should be based on contribution to this forum and other criterias and not using massive Whatsapp support to get votes.
Profiles should be viewed and not someone boasting.

I don't know Twaci or Tophaz but the day I read just a thread created by Twaci, I was impressed. You guys can skim through her profile and threads.


I Vote Twaci cc NLJega


See correct marketing grin

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Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid And Yemi Alade Nominated For BET Awards by adexsimply(m): 11:17am On May 19, 2015
That boy wey dey lie up and down? e try. angry angry angry

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Money Type Are You? by adexsimply(m): 11:16am On May 19, 2015
I'd love to be the tyrant cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by adexsimply(m): 11:14am On May 19, 2015
Enoquin:
I vote for
MARIAMFERANMI
MAUREENSYLVIA
AIPETE2
MILABY
SANDRAHNAUB
TOHPAHZ
SUBBIED
TWACI
MZLAUREL

Cc NLJega
angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by adexsimply(m): 10:17am On May 19, 2015
Blackett:
This is totally unnecessary.

NLJega receives a lot of mentions already. Stop spamming his mentions. Any vote without a tag is invalid. No point reminding and mentioning NLjega for something so obvious.
As much as you're right, you just added two to his mentions cheesy
Well, I added one too grin
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by adexsimply(m): 10:09am On May 19, 2015
Twaci is pretty cool cool

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Politics / Re: Stop Trekking, Pray Instead – Buhari’s Aide Tells Youth by adexsimply(m): 9:55am On May 19, 2015
Na follow-follow plus joblessness dey worry some people angry angry
Politics / Re: Aso Villa Chapel Bids Jonathan And Wife Farewell In A Grand Style by adexsimply(m): 2:36pm On May 17, 2015
MizMyColi:
cry cry
crocodile tears tongue
Religion / Re: . by adexsimply(m): 2:32pm On May 17, 2015
Christians are a confused lot. I wonder why a reasonable adult would choose to still practice that religion.
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji In Sexy Bikini Body While Holidaying In Mexico by adexsimply(m): 7:53pm On May 16, 2015
angry

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Religion / Re: What I Did With My Christian Faith? by adexsimply(m): 6:37pm On May 16, 2015
philfearon:

Lol..
He is Lord commander now..and he is trying to save the wildlings now,so,Jon Snow now knows something!
Actually, No. He still knows nothing grin grin
In season 5 episode 4, this was the conversation between him and Melisandre.

Jon Snow: It is always cold on the Wall.
Melisandre: You think so?
Jon Snow: I know so, my lady.
Melisandre: Then you know nothing, Jon Snow
Webmasters / Re: How To Integrate Online Payment In My Website by adexsimply(m): 6:30pm On May 16, 2015
you can try voguepay, just register and use their API. There is a documentation on how to set the whole thing up

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Religion / Re: Why Do Most People Lie During Testimonies? by adexsimply(m): 6:27pm On May 16, 2015
why do people add seasonings to soup ?

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Religion / Re: What I Did With My Christian Faith? by adexsimply(m): 6:20pm On May 16, 2015
Rilwayne001:


No.

What is it?
Sorry bro, but if you don't know at this point, then I'm afraid you'll never know.

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Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Shows Off Her Makeup-free Face by adexsimply(m): 6:18pm On May 16, 2015
babtunsk:
Can u see Wht I saw in d 1st pix shocked
Oh!!! I saw it wink wink

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Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Shows Off Her Makeup-free Face by adexsimply(m): 6:16pm On May 16, 2015
Chei!!! If this girl will just give me 100 minutes to explore her cry cry

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Religion / Re: What I Did With My Christian Faith? by adexsimply(m): 6:15pm On May 16, 2015
Rilwayne001:
So, what do you want us to do now?
Isn't it obvious ?
Religion / Re: What I Did With My Christian Faith? by adexsimply(m): 6:15pm On May 16, 2015
philfearon:
And so I was having this conversation with someone who knew me before,and he was like:

Friend: what really happened to you? You have just changed totally.I could swear with my life for you in the past,but now,I don't even know you anymore..its like the devil has finally succeeded in decieving you? what happened to your Christian faith? is this how u now want to waste your life?
....
As he said all this things to me,with so many other things I can't type here,I was like:

Me: One thing with knowing certain things is that you can't un-know them..The time I was a Christian, I am not ashamed of it,I will never be Ashamed of it(cuz I didn't know better then)..
But now I know that it is not a Christian thing,that it's a religion thing and that it begins with the cultivation of that "mindset"...
Now,there are many people who know religion is a fraud,but still can't move on from it,but am not those type of people..It will mean am decieving myself!
So,what I did with my Christian faith is place it where its kind are in my memory,in the space where anything fictition is kept ....

and his reply was:
Friend: You are finished Michael..
I replied him with that epic line in GAME OF THRONES:
Me: Like Jon Snow,You know nothing my friend!
I really love that line..Especially anytime Ygritte says it."You know nothing, Jon Snow grin grin grin
And the look of befuddlement that follows? Epic!
Health / Re: Ladies, See How To Escape Cancer In Your bosom!! by adexsimply(m): 11:35am On May 16, 2015
priscaoge:
Helpful tips!!!!!
Yeah!!! I love the "tips" too...especially soft ones smiley

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Education / Re: 2 Reasons Why Your GPA Matters In Nigeria And 1 Reason Why It Doesn’t by adexsimply(m): 9:23am On May 16, 2015
You're not very wrong cool
While others were working on their CGPA then, I was working on my....Fortunately, I had both.
Programming / Re: Programmers Help!!! by adexsimply(m): 8:32am On May 16, 2015
codeManiac:


i didnt get that, please explain
He meant you can either buy one with 8gb RAM or upgrade to 8gb RAM
Webmasters / Re: Microsoft Has Created A Websitethat Tells You How Old You Look by adexsimply(m): 8:23am On May 16, 2015
Angelina Jolie, 38..hmmm not too bad
Webmasters / Re: Microsoft Has Created A Websitethat Tells You How Old You Look by adexsimply(m): 8:21am On May 16, 2015
LOL!!! Maisie Williams 24 buhahahahaha
Webmasters / Re: Microsoft Has Created A Websitethat Tells You How Old You Look by adexsimply(m): 8:18am On May 16, 2015
LOL, like I knew.
Imagine the darn application telling me Sophie Turner is 28 years cheesy cheesy cheesy like, WTF?

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