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Christianity Etc › Re: Where Is The Tree Of Life Or The Tree Of Good And Evil by adexsimply(m): 7:08am On Apr 12, 2015

It's in that 66-chapter story book. cheesy

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Christianity Etc › Re: If You Meet Satan And You Are Allowed To Ask Him One Question, What Would It Be? by adexsimply(m): 7:03am On Apr 12, 2015

I'll just wake up and stop dreaming. grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Is God Black Or White? by adexsimply(m): 12:54am On Apr 12, 2015

phlio:
y none. pls tell me sir

Because he never existed

Nairaland General › Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by adexsimply(m): 8:14pm On Apr 11, 2015

Caracta:
Why are you on my case this night eh?

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Nairaland General › Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by adexsimply(m): 8:06pm On Apr 11, 2015

Caracta:
*face palm*

Whatever.

that sounds like:"You're So right"

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Technology Market › Re: Brand New Dell Laptop by adexsimply(m): 8:05pm On Apr 11, 2015

Caracta:
I wouldn't sell my HP for all the gold in Africa.

But you would sell it for 15k cheesy

. Silver or gold have I none tongue

Nairaland General › Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by adexsimply(m): 8:03pm On Apr 11, 2015

Caracta:
You learn new words and toughen up.

You learn cuss words and funny diss lines.

You begin to understand that there are weird people with weird stories in weird relationships in weird places.

You are either afraid or excited about marriage.

You learn your freedom of expression is limited by a moderator's ban or antispam bot ban.

You learn a (f) moniker is probably a male guy pretending to be female.

You discover some attention-seeking stunts by some group of persons also known as Trolls.

there's something they say about experience being the best teacher wink

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Nairaland General › Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by adexsimply(m): 8:01pm On Apr 11, 2015

Caracta:
He could be right.

Some people only go to certain functions because of a Nairalander

Lol. You're definitely one of those people lipsrsealed

Technology Market › Re: Brand New Dell Laptop by adexsimply(m): 7:59pm On Apr 11, 2015

Caracta:
DELL 'bought' the laptop. Unfortunately, the charger wasn't around during the exchange process.

Well, I knew that. I was not referring to the DELL laptop tongue

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I'm still wondering the kind of jazz you used on those guys. shocked

Nairaland General › Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by adexsimply(m): 7:56pm On Apr 11, 2015

You get to have a social life? You mean you get to have a "social-media" life?

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Technology Market › Re: Brand New Dell Laptop by adexsimply(m): 7:48pm On Apr 11, 2015

Caracta:
Lol. I was looking for you.

For you, it's 15k.

I'll pay 15k, plus your laptop.

Technology Market › Re: Brand New Dell Laptop by adexsimply(m): 7:43pm On Apr 11, 2015

Caracta:
I have a new DELL laptop charger for sale.

In case you need one...

#justsaying

4k ? SMH.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Myth Of Sex Spiritually.. A Retort To Agbajesaid by adexsimply(m): 10:45am On Apr 11, 2015

shawnfamous:
I guess u didn't read the topic

that was actually Why i opened the thread initially, but your post was a contradiction to the topic.

Christianity Etc › Re: A Shocking Revelation by adexsimply(m): 10:40am On Apr 11, 2015

ITbomb:
The whole world becoming water means that what you are about to take should be just water, not fruit juice or minerals
The twelve moons refer to the 12 tablets in the Artesunate pack which you will pick from the pharmacy or chemist shop.
The little bright stars are some other small additional like panadol and multivite to take along.
They all come down to earth when you swallow them all and then you will suddenly wake up a malaria-free person with no more bad dreams.

Go test for malaria you no gree, how else your body go tell you that you need drugs than to 'reveal' to you in a dream

lwkmd

Christianity Etc › Re: A Funny Argument I Had With A Christian Preacher. by adexsimply(m): 10:38am On Apr 11, 2015

Christianity Etc › Re: The Myth Of Sex Spiritually.. A Retort To Agbajesaid by adexsimply(m): 10:23am On Apr 11, 2015

I don't blame him He might b Right! But the fact his his predicament might just be Physical! Bt he said his luck has Gone and it might b spiritual

^^^ that is the only reasonable part of your post.

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Christianity Etc › Re: May God Mercy And Forgiveness Stay Away From Them by adexsimply(m): 10:11am On Apr 11, 2015

Oh, I'm enjoying this drama cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: What Is That Superstition That You Believed by adexsimply(m): 4:43pm On Apr 09, 2015

That there is a sky-daddy who monitors everything I do. Like wtf?

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Sports › Re: Hollywood Stars And The Premier League Clubs They Support. by adexsimply(m): 6:29am On Apr 08, 2015

caroline wozniacki kiss

YNWA!!!

Christianity Etc › Re: Are Guardian Angels Real? by adexsimply(m): 10:49pm On Apr 02, 2015

Oh Yes! They're real, So are "Flying spaghetti monsters"

Family › Re: I See No Good Reason To Marry by adexsimply(m): 10:43pm On Apr 02, 2015

I see no reason to get married too. But, if everyone follows the logic you highlighted, don't you think....??

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Believe Islam And Islamic Beliefs Are False by adexsimply(m): 10:37pm On Apr 02, 2015

You don't need an epistle to prove that any religion is false. It's very obvious to those who can use their brains

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Christianity Etc › Re: Robert Schuller, Crystal Cathedral Megachurch Founder, Dies by adexsimply(m): 10:33pm On Apr 02, 2015

Lol. Can't believe I really liked this guy and tried to live my early life in accordance with his book (tough time never lasts But tough people do). Guess he wasn't So tough afterall huh

Christianity Etc › Re: I Need Your Help Please by adexsimply(m): 10:27pm On Apr 02, 2015

@OP, what you need is a counsellor. Forget prayer (it's virtually useless. I know you must have tried it) Let's start from here: do you have any close friends?

Christianity Etc › Re: YOU WILL LAUGH OUT AND BE AMAZED WHEN YOU READ THIS by adexsimply(m): 5:38am On Apr 02, 2015

This is so silly...

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Christianity Etc › Re: Christians: I See Vivid Things When I Close My Eyes Before/after/during Prayer by adexsimply(m): 8:00am On Mar 31, 2015

Ethanol-induced hallucinations

Politics › Re: Public Holiday For Monday. by adexsimply(m): 11:13am On Mar 30, 2015

Just my thinking, I no know wetin I go chop today cry

Politics › Re: Rivers APC Cries Out Over Killing , Arrest Of Members - Graphic Picture Warning by adexsimply(m): 8:14pm On Mar 28, 2015

ericessien24:
they smoke some and roast some

lmao!! Crazy grin

Christianity Etc › Re: PROOF: Understanding Religious Delusion by adexsimply(m): 8:25am On Mar 27, 2015

Jeez! I just did something I rarely do: I shared this article with all my social media accounts. This is very brilliant.
Front-page-worthy! People need to read this. cool

Christianity Etc › Re: Opinion : Giving Out Your Tithe To The Needy. Right Or Wrong by adexsimply(m): 10:08pm On Mar 26, 2015

Vivly:
Malachi 3:10.
Bring all the tithes into the storehouse so
there will be enough food in my Temple.
If you do," says the LORD of Heaven's
Armies, "I will open the windows of
heaven for you. I will pour out a blessing
so great you won't have enough room to
take it in! Try it! Put me to the test!
...............
If you want to give to charity, give. But not from your tithe.

is he broke? Oh, I forgot! He needs to complete those mansions of gold he promised his children.

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Christianity Etc › Re: And Jesus Wept,....as US Church Pours Water On Homeless People To Keep Them Away by adexsimply(m): 7:32am On Mar 22, 2015

SmartChoices:
Hmmm complicated...not as straightforward as op posted....

Complicated ? why not break it down?

Christianity Etc › Re: Is It A Sin To Bet? by adexsimply(m): 7:19am On Mar 22, 2015

smoothpapuzy:
I have been educated on the gains of venturing into the world of betting. I mean, the cash is cool for I saw a dude today that won 95k with a 100 naira ticket.
I don't want to displease God so please I need your advice. Is it a sin to bet?

Please introduce me to that guy. I want to win 9.5M with a "10000 naira" ticket angry

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