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Its clear photo-shop the same tatoo on wizzyboy ayo hand is the sane one on the guys hand.

Tank G.almost died of boredom imagine.saw the link 2ru twitter

Peetar3117: abeg make una no vex...who b whizkid?

*yawns*he lives at your backyard.trying so hard to be funny

Wishing the very first lady of the country a happy birthday.just to celebrate her ill quote some of her famous speeches.
Among her many grammatical
exploits
include:
1. My husband and Sambo IS a
good people.
2. The President was once a
child and the
Senators were once A children.
3. My fellow widows.
4. A good mother takes care of
HIS children.
5. The people sitting before you
were once A
children.
6. Yes,we are all happy for the
effort, it is not
easy to CARRY second in an
International
competition like this one,
(addressing press
men after Female Under- 19 FIFA
World Cup).
7. The bombers, who born
them?
Wasn't it not a woman? They
were once A
children now A adult now they
are bombing
women and children making
some children a
WIDOW.
8. My heart feels sorry for
these children who
have become widows for loosing
their
parents
for one reason or another.
9. We should have love for our
fellow
Nigerians
irrespective of their NATIONALIT
Y.
10. Thank God the Doctors and
Nurses are
responding to treatment.
11. I would rather kill myself
instead of
committing suicide.
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he
died but his
MANHOOD lives on.
13. President did not eaten
since morning
14 I donate me and my family on
behalf of
N20million
I wish her more fruitful years
ahead with long
life,prosperity and more
grammatical
splendour......
............... ...............
............HAP PY
BIRTHDAY TO THE FIRST LADY**

Was laughing after seeing this picture,Michael jackson all the way.

I was actually beside her at the bank the day this happened and I also took pics,she was rude and she talked anyhow.The security man politely asked her so he could assist but she shoutedon him and insulted him

Between the two of them they cost more than
€157 million this summer, but any casual observer
tuning into Barcelona’s clash with Real Madrid on
Saturday would have been forgiven for thinking
Gareth Bale had left Tottenham on a free and
Neymar’s switch from Santos had accounted for
the lot.

The Brazilian scored the opening goal of Barca’s
2-1 Clasico win at Camp Nou and it was no more
than he deserved. A constant threat up against
Madrid full-back Dani Carvajal, the €57.1m signing
could not have wished for a better debut in the
Spanish season’s main event.
For so much of the summer and the embryonic
league campaign there have been questions asked
of Neymar’s compatibility with Lionel Messi in the
Blaugrana ’s forward line, yet with the Argentine
starting from the right-hand side it appeared that
his newest team-mate was liberated by the chance
to get at one half of Madrid’s defence.

The result was a 19th-minute goal which broke
open the contest and an entire evening of trouble
for the Blancos ’ back line. An assist for Alexis
Sanchez’s sensational second just capped off his
showing. The standing ovation he received on
exiting the field in the 84th minute could easily
have gone on for a few minutes more.
Yet on the other side of the coin there was Bale.

The Welshman, still patently short of fitness
following his world record-breaking €100m move,
was nothing more than a shadow. In a rejigged
Madrid formation, nobody looked more ill at ease
than the one man the change was made to cater
for.

So rarely seen on the ball, Bale was also left
wanting when his pace was needed to help put
Barca under pressure. About the only thing he
managed to achieve was winning his side a free-
kick when his 'hospital pass' put Cristiano Ronaldo
under pressure and resulted in a foul challenge
from Adriano.

It was only his second start for Madrid, and it
looked it. With no cohesion at all in the forward
line, Carlo Ancelotti was punished for his
experiment, and when Bale was replaced on the
hour mark by Karim Benzema it came as no
surprise that the visitors’ fortunes immediately
improved.

The following quarter of an hour saw the capital
club forge a number of good openings, including a
stonewall penalty shout and a fierce effort off the
bar from the French substitute. And although
Sanchez would wrap up the three points, Jese’s
late goal was a just reward for a decent final half-
hour for Madrid.

Bale will undoubtedly improve with time, especially
when he gets back to somewhere near match
fitness. But right now, he is a shadow of the player
he was at Tottenham and the pressure on him will
only build until he gets back to that scintillating
level once more.

What makes it worse in the short term is the fact
that Neymar has already hit the ground running
with league-leading Barca, and Saturday’s fixture
was a clear barometer of exactly how things are
going for the summer’s two biggest-name
signings.

The brilliant Brazilian and the weary Welshman
may both find themselves in La Liga now, but for
now they remain leagues apart.

Wow lyk though I'm still young but this was just to wow!!!!!!!!!

I just stumbled on this picture and decided to share with all the ladies here. Ladies, Can You Rock These Heels?

Jelo4kul: You asked ur own question,,oya is time 4 me to ask mine. How dis one take make frontpage abeg?

because o make sense die!like you ever knew anything about this before.its very informative and useful to everyone.even those that have not started driving can make use of this case they are in a car that is caught up in this situation.

What are you guys saying it a movie role,since they are depicted as teens and they look like teens why not,or hw hold to you think elena is in real life 18as they claim im Vampire daires or damon of 33 claiming 21?

It is no news that many students take up part-time jobs while studying at this or that university. Such practice is encouraged and offers many benefits. However, the ongoing ASUU (Academic Staff Union of Universities’) strike has seemingly brought a new meaning of the “part-time job” notion for some female undergraduates.

Since the strike left the universities almost empty, these girls, known also as ‘Olosho,’ now earn their living by offering séx to various men. ‘Home service,’ ‘short time,’ ‘body for ground,’ ‘cash for hand,’ and ‘séx for money,’ this is how they call what they do among themselves.

There are different types of university commercial séx workers: their ‘packaging’ and ‘swag’ determine which category of men they service.

Their expencive and often indecent attire singles them out on campus during the day, their body language attracts customers.

Thanks to the strikes, these girls can now carry out their ‘duties’ full-time, in private hostels and especially in accomodations within the university axis.

The activity peaks are usually from Thursday through weekend, when men pick the girls up with their cars.

Moremi,  Fagunwa Hall and Madam Tinubu Hall (MTH) are considered to be the hottest séx spots among the University of Lagos female hostels.

All you need to call a UNILAG prostitute is a blackberry phone, a car and some cash to spend.

One 300 level girl in the Psychology Department spoke thus: “I no fit go runs [part-time prostitution], if motor no dey, na the client go organize how dey go carry us. Sometimes if I go clubbing, from there I fit follow man go for overnight runs, and I know how much I go carry commot.”

Another girl says: “For me, parole no dey like that before, it’s just roadside. I try stopping vehicles and any interested man will pick me. At the end of the groove, I come back with something like N10,000 or N20,000 depending on the consumer.”

Also, there is a trend among female students in the university hostels to sell their bed space, and use the money to get an accommodation in a private hostel. Some rent apartments with the money they get.

Before hitting the roads to perform séx acts, many girls consume alcohol for encouragement.

A 100 level female student in the English Department says, ”The truth is, that there’s nobody to take care of us, and I have a daughter to cater for. It is part of this money I use to send her to school. At times, I leave Lagos to Abeokuta, Sagamu, Ibadan, Edo, depending on the pay. I’m doing all this just to raise money for her upkeep.”

Another students, 200 level in English Education Deparment, says, “I risk my life to travel as far as Jos and Abuja, and I spend at least two weeks, depending on the agreement I strike with my client. Most of the time, I follow my client around over there under the pretence that I am his personal assistant.”

What is more, these students-turned-séx-workers also go to bed with their lecturers — to get higher marks. It is said that girls who sleep for grades are organised, work and move together. They hardly attend lectures but make fantastic results at the end of the day. Some people state that female students even pay the lecturers after having séx with them.

The security guards at private female hostels say that girls go out at night and come back in the early morning hours, so no one would ever guess they had spent the night somewhere else.

When there is a gathering of politicians or government officials, the girls use social media to solicit for wealthy prospective male clients.

Some girls are lucky enough to get a laptop, a phone, or a set of jewellery as a gift. Sometimes, however, they are beaten up by clients or left unpaid.

Investigation has also revealed that some students still get involved in runs after graduating if job opportunities are poor. They buy bed space like students and stay with the ones they have trained on campus. Most of the experienced séx workers never think of getting married; instead, they turn into ‘sugar mommiés’.

This is the transformation on a prison officer turned xfactor contestant.She goes by name Sam bailey.ill post the picture of her audition compared to the live show,she looked stunning.

And it is MUMU not (munu)

youngestfool: u be munu those plastic bottles are used to get rewards from Lagos state govt. the more u picked the biger ur gift. don't ask me what it was used for .
recycle

well ill take the mumu as a compliment because this is my area very close to where i live and im telling you he sells it to traders.if you think he picks them for lagos state government i have a rain boot for hire,ill dash them to you so you can help keep lagos clean.

On my way to wqork this morning i saw this man picking empty bottles from a very gutter and also rinsing the bottle from the dirty water in the gutter.Guys beware of drinking or buying stuffs lyk Sobo,kunu etc from unsealed bottle

I just stumbled on this picture and i decided to share with you guys.

Barcelona and Borussia Monchengladbach goalkeeper Marc Andre Ter Stegen have reached a verbal agreement over an €8m-10m (£7-9m) transfer.

Source: Cadena SER