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Satan is Great.

Plappvillemoi:
Whats funny?

I don't know.

Satan told me to laugh at foolish people and I just obey.

Haahahahahahaha

The score will be updated when spurs equalise.

pogba is playing like a woman

Luiz brain malfunction.

chelsi must lose

essay123:
The words of Jesus are loving and kind.

Which ones?

old people

he was rabbi.

it doesn't get more jewish than that.

jesus

Satan be praised.

It is a well established fact that Buhari hates and brutalised yoruba people while letting his own people go free.

https://www.nairaland.com/1959878/buhari-hates-yoruba-people

I don't need it. He can keep waiting.

Ajibam:
Welcome!

I actually miss u as mod here.
See what the place has turned into.

Anyway, how is jesus today? found a wife for him yet?

Ajibam:
AND END UP LIKE LIKE ADVOCATE666 AND ALFA SELTZER

We are still here.

THE BOOK OF LUCIFER - THE ENLIGHTENMENT

The Roman god, Lucifer, was the bearer of light, the spirit of the air, the personification of enlightenment. In Christian mythology he became synonymous with evil, which was only to have been expected from a religion whose very existence is perpetuated by clouded definitions and bogus values!
It is time to set the record straight. False moralisms and occult inaccuracies must be corrected. Entertaining as they might be, most stories and plays about Devil worship must be recognized as the obsolete absurdities they are. It has been said "the truth will make men free". The truth alone has never set anyone free. It is only DOUBT which will bring mental emancipation. Without the wonderful element of doubt, the doorway through which truth passes would be tightly shut, impervious to the most strenuous poundings of a thousand Lucifers.
How understandable that Holy Scripture should refer to the Infernal monarch as the "father of lies" - a magnificent example of character inversion. If one is to believe this theological accusation that the Devil represents falsehood, then it surely must be concurred that it was HE, NOT GOD, THAT ESTABLISHED ALL SPIRITUAL RELIGIONS AND WHO WROTE ALL OF THE HOLY BIBLES! When one doubt is followed by another, the bubble, grown large from long accumulated fallacies, threatens to burst. For those who already doubt supposed truths, this book is revelation. Then Lucifer will have risen. Now is the time for doubt! The bubble of falsehood is bursting and its sound is the roar of the world!

peteregwu: BUT HE IS BOUND IN HELL WAITING TO BE CAST INTO HELL FIRE ON THE JUDGMENT DAY. WELL IF U CHOSE TO GO TO HELL FIRE, FINE.

Revelation 12:11 And they overcame him by the blood of the Lamb, and by the word of their testimony; and they loved not their lives unto the death.

Haha. Delusions.
I choose hell fire and Satan.

And that is why I love Satan.

THE BOOK OF SATAN V

1. Blessed are the strong, for they shall possess the earth - Cursed are the weak, for they shall inherit the yoke!
2. Blessed are the powerful, for they shall be reverenced among men - Cursed are the feeble, for they shall be blotted out!
3. Blessed are the bold, for they shall be masters of the world - Cursed are the righteously humble, for they shall be trodden under cloven hoofs!
4. Blessed are the victorious, for victory is the basis of right - Cursed are the vanquished, for they shall be vassals forever!
5. Blessed are the iron-handed, for the unfit shall flee before them - Cursed are the poor in spirit, for they shall be spat upon!
6. Blessed are the death-defiant, for their days shall be long in the land - Cursed are the gazers toward a richer life beyond the grave, for they shall perish amidst plenty!
7. Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep!
8. Blessed are the valiant, for they shall obtain great treasure - Cursed are the believers in good and evil, for they are frightened by shadows!
9. Blessed are those that believe in what is best for them, for never shall their minds be terrorized - Cursed are the "lambs of God", for they shall be bled whiter than snow!
10. Blessed is the man who has a sprinkling of enemies, for they shall make him a hero Cursed is he who doeth good unto others who sneer upon him in return, for he shall be despised!
11. Blessed are the mighty-minded, for they shall ride the whirlwinds - Cursed are they who teach lies for truth and truth for lies, for they are an abomination!
12. Thrice cursed are the weak whose insecurity makes them vile, for they shall serve and suffer!
13. The angel of self-deceit is camped in the souls of the "righteous" - The eternal flame of power through joy dwelleth within the flesh of the Satanist!

THE BOOK OF SATAN IV

1. Life is the great indulgence - death, the great abstinence. Therefore, make the most of life -HERE AND NOW!
2. There is no heaven of glory bright, and no hell where sinners roast. Here and now is our day of torment! Here and now is our day of joy! Here and now is our opportunity! Choose ye this day, this hour, for no redeemer liveth!
3. Say unto thine own heart, "I am mine own redeemer."
4. Stop the way of them that would persecute you. Let those who devise thine undoing be hurled back to confusion and infamy. Let them be as chaff before the cyclone and after they have fallen rejoice in thine own salvation.
5. Then all thy bones shall say pridefully, "Who is like unto me? Have I not been too strong for mine adversaries? Have I not delivered MYSELF by mine own brain and body?"

THE BOOK OF SATAN III

1. "Love one another" it has been said is the supreme law, but what power made it so? Upon what rational authority does the gospel of love rest? Why should I not hate mine enemies - if I "love" them does that not place me at their mercy?
2. Is it natural for enemies to do good unto each other - and WHAT IS GOOD?
3. Can the torn and bloody victim "love" the blood-splashed jaws that rend him limb from limb?
4. Are we not all predatory animals by instinct? If humans ceased wholly from preying upon each other, could they continue to exist?
5. Is not "lust and carnal desire" a more truthful term to describe "love" when applied to the continuance of the race? Is not the "love" of the fawning scriptures simply a euphemism for sexual activity, or was the "great teacher" a glorifier of eunuchs?
6. Love your enemies and do good to them that hate and use you - is this not the despicable philosophy of the spaniel that rolls upon its back when kicked?
7. Hate your enemies with a whole heart, and if a man smite you on one cheek, SMASH him on the other!; smite him hip and thigh, for selfpreservation is the highest law!
8. He who turns the other cheek is a cowardly dog!
9. Give blow for blow, scorn for scorn, doom for doom - with compound interest liberally added thereunto! Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, aye fourfold, a hundred-fold! Make yourself a Terror to your adversary, and when he goeth his way, he will possess much additional wisdom to ruminate over. Thus shall you make yourself respected in all the walks of life, and your spirit - your immortal spirit - shall live, not in an intangible paradise, but in the brains and sinews of those whose respect you have gained.

peteregwu: then there destination will be hell fire because they destroyed the body God have to them.

Romans 1:18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness; 1:19 Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them. 1:20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: 1:21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, 1:23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. 1:29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, 1:30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Ok. So they are going to hell, so what?
Don't worry, they won't be alone in hell. Some of you preachers are going to join us there. Get your arzzez ready

THE BOOK OF SATAN II

1. Behold the crucifix; what does it symbolize? Pallid incompetence hanging on a tree.
2. I question all things. As I stand before the festering and varnished facades of your haughtiest moral dogmas, I write thereon in letters of blazing scorn: Lo and behold; all this is fraud!
3. Gather around me, Oh! ye death-defiant, and the earth itself shall be thine, to have and to hold!
4. Too long the dead hand has been permitted to sterilize living thought!
5. Too long right and wrong, good and evil have been inverted by false prophets!
6. No creed must be accepted upon authority of a "divine" nature. Religions must be put to the question. No moral dogma must be taken for granted - no standard of measurement deified. There is nothing inherently sacred about moral codes. Like the wooden idols of long ago, they are the work of human hands, and what man has made, man can destroy!
7. He that is slow to believe anything and everything is of great understanding, for belief in one false principle is the beginning of all unwisdom.
8. The chief duty of every new age is to upraise new men to determine its liberties, to lead it towards material success - to rend the rusty padlocks and chains of dead custom that always prevent healthy expansion. Theories and ideas that may have meant life and hope and freedom for our ancestors may now mean destruction, slavery, and dishonor to us!
9. As environments change, no human ideal standeth sure!
10.Whenever, therefore, a lie has built unto itself a throne, let it be assailed without pity and without regret, for under the domination of an inconvenient falsehood, no one can prosper.
11. Let established sophisms be dethroned, rooted out, burnt and destroyed, for they are a standing menace to all true nobility of thought and action!
12.Whatever alleged "truth" is proven by results to be but an empty fiction, let it be unceremoniously flung into the outer darkness, among the dead gods, dead empires, dead philosophies, and other useless lumber and wreckage!
13. The most dangerous of all enthroned lies is the holy, the sanctified, the privileged lie the lie everyone believes to be a model truth. It is the fruitful mother of all other popular errors and delusions. It is a hydra-headed tree of unreason with a thousand roots. It is a social cancer!
14. The lie that is known to be a lie is half eradicated, but the lie that even intelligent persons accept as fact - the lie that has been inculcated in a little child at its mother's knee - is more dangerous to contend against than a creeping pestilence!
15. Popular lies have ever been the most potent enemies of personal liberty. There is only one way to deal with them: Cut them out, to the very core, just as cancers. Exterminate them root and branch. Annihilate them, or they will us!

So what if they choose to be gay? How is that your business?

THE BOOK OF SATAN I

1. In this arid wilderness of steel and stone I raise up my voice that you may hear. To the East and to the West I beckon. To the North and to the South I show a sign proclaiming: Death to the weakling, wealth to the strong!
2. Open your eyes that you may see, Oh men of mildewed minds, and listen to me ye bewildered millions!
3. For I stand forth to challenge the wisdom of the world; to interrogate the "laws" of man and of "God"!
4. I request reason for your golden rule and ask the why and wherefore of your ten commandments.
5. Before none of your printed idols do I bend in acquiescence, and he who saith "thou shalt" to me is my mortal foe!
6. I dip my forefinger in the watery blood of your impotent mad redeemer, and write over his thorn-torn brow: The TRUE prince of evil - the king of slaves!
7. No hoary falsehood shall be a truth to me; no stifling dogma shall encramp my pen!
8. I break away from all conventions that do not lead to my earthly success and happiness.
9. I raise up in stern invasion the standard of the strong!
10. I gaze into the glassy eye of your fearsome Jehovah, and pluck him by the beard; I uplift a broad-axe, and split open his worm-eaten skull!
11. I blast out the ghastly contents of philosophically whited sepulchers and laugh with sardonic wrath!

THE INFERNAL DIATRIBE

The first book of the Satanic Bible is not an attempt to blaspheme as much as it is a statement of what might be termed "diabolical indignation". The Devil has been attacked by the men of God relentlessly and without reservation. Never has there been an opportunity, short of fiction, for the Dark Prince to speak out in the same manner as the spokesmen of the Lord of the Righteous. The pulpit-pounders of the past have been free to define "good" and "evil" as they see fit, and have gladly smashed into oblivion any who disagree with their lies - both verbally and, at times, physically. Their talk of "charity", when applied to His Infernal Majesty, becomes an empty sham - and most unfairly, too, considering the obvious fact that without their Satanic foe their very religions would collapse. How sad, that the allegorical personage most responsible for the success of spiritual religions is shown the least amount of charity and the most consistent abuse - and by those who most unctuously preach the rules of fair play! For all the centuries of shouting-down the Devil has received, he has never shouted back at his detractors. He has remained the gentleman at all times, while those he supports rant and rave. He has shown himself to be a model of deportment, but now he feels it is time to shout back. He has decided it is finally time to receive his due. Now the ponderous rule-books of hypocrisy are no longer needed. In order to relearn the Law of the Jungle, a small, slim diatribe will do. Each verse is an inferno. Each word is a tongue of fire. The flames of Hell burn fierce . . . and purify! Read on and learn the Law.

THE NINE SATANIC STATEMENTS

1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development", has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!

PROLOGUE

The gods of the right-hand path have bickered and quarreled for an entire age of earth. Each of these deities and their respective priests and ministers have attempted to find wisdom in their own lies. The ice age of religious thought can last but a limited time in this great scheme of human existence. The gods of wisdom-defiled have had their saga, and their millennium hath become as reality. Each, with his own "divine" path to paradise, hath accused the other of heresies and spiritual indiscretions.
The Ring of the Nibelungen doth carry an everlasting curse, but only because those who seek it think in terms of "Good" and "Evil" - themselves being at all times "Good". The gods of the past have become as their own devils in order to live. Feebly, their ministers play the devil's game to fill their tabernacles and pay the mortgages on their temples. Alas, too long have they studied "righteousness", and poor and incompetent devils they make. So they all join hands in "brotherly" unity, and in their desperation go to Valhalla for their last great ecumenical council. "Draweth near in the gloom the twilight of the gods."
The ravens of night have flown forth to summon Loki, who hath set Valhalla aflame with the searing trident of the Inferno. The twilight is done. A glow of new light is borne out of the night and Lucifer is risen, once more to proclaim: "This is the age of Satan! Satan Rules the Earth!" The gods of the unjust are dead. This is the morning of magic, and undefiled wisdom.
The FLESH prevaileth and a great Church shall be builded, consecrated in its name. No longer shall man's salvation be dependent on his self-denial. And it will be known that the world of the flesh and the living shall be the greatest preparation for any and all eternal delights!

REGIE SATANAS!
AVE SATANAS!
HAIL SATAN!

What, man, art thou? Why thy presence? Because thy own purpose determines that of the Cosmos itself,
though otherwise it may have been suggested the creation, perpetuation, and exercise of the Satanic
marvel that is free and unbounded Will. Consider, were man to perish, what futility would envelop the
Universe, for apart from appreciation and use it is a thing of insignificance. And I, who first taught thee
identity -What should I become, estranged from man? For with no purpose the force of the mind must
fail, and the blind insanity of Godly paralysis would embrace all things forever.
This, man, is thy challenge as it is mine. And as man is individually mortal, so are his creations and
achievements temporal, and with care must he wield the Gift of Hell. In his hands it is pure and true
omnipotence, and thus may he aspire to the very mastery of Universal existence.
I who am Lucifer, and who have taken the name Satan ArchDaimon, do bear this title with pride, for I
am in truth the great enemy of all that is God. Together, man, thou and I shall achieve our eternal glory
in the fulfillment of our Will.

Great was my anguish and anger at the undeserved misery and confusion of men. When in fact they did
turn to me, it was in fear and religious terror. For they dared invoke my name only in the desolation of
night, and oft I was sought not for knowledge or inspiration, but for hysterical and indulgent release
from the confines of the Godly life. But I and my fellowship answered men, and we spoke to them of
our common bond, and the pronouncements of the God-churches were rejected in our midst. Even as
God was terrifying in awesome majesty, so I came to Earth in the semblance of a goat, most humble of
man's own creatures.
And men there were whose eyes finally blazed with the light of my Gift, and they made great effort for
the advancement of their race, though impatience and frustration ever tempted them to the salve of
temporal gain. Great secrets were unearthed, and secret word was passed of the craft of Hell. But to all
who would dare my friendship the God-churches accorded the threat of torture and death by fire.
Many were those whom I saved from the vengeance of the men of God, but long did my thought ring
with the screams of men whose devotion to Lucifer had won them only the horrors of intolerance,
inquisition, and death. And in sorrow and despair for these, I walked no longer upon Earth, now
appearing to man only in the Inviolate secrecy of his own mind.
But in my confusion I had forgotten the promise of my Gift, and with growing wonderment and pride I
beheld the bitter but determined struggle of man to free himself from the fetters of terror, ignorance, and
unreason. Great works were conceived, the origins of material energies uncovered, and the talents of
thought exercised in philosophical and mathematical complexities. Sanctioned at first by the Godchurches
themselves as devices for indoctrination in the law of God, centers of learning produced and
protected those very freedoms that were ultimately to destroy all ungrounded belief and superstition.
And though I see that the full resolution of these Is yet to be achieved, I doubt not my confidence in
man, and my devotion to him shall be eternal.

And Michael, Lord of Force, said to me, This man, whom thou host chosen to receive thy Gift, now
possesses the first key to the mastery of all things and the control of the very Universe itself. Lest in ill
choice he should spark the catastrophe of Armageddon, we also have visited him. And while we cannot
undo thy Infernal Gift, we shall ever act to censor its effect. We shall walk among men and guide them.
They shall be told of thy interest in them, but the name of Lucifer shall be dark with curses. For they
shall love not the challenge thou host placed before them, and we will offer them instead the blissful
refuge of divine paradise. Then shall man, thy ultimate experiment, become thy ultimate failure, and the
stasis of God shall prevail upon Earth.
Many there were among us who felt anger at this ruthless mutilation of our Gift, and Beelzebub brought
to question whether we also should not descend among man and contest this usurpation of his Will. But
I said, Were we to lead man in this venture, we ourselves would declare his failure, and he would
believe our Gift to be weak indeed. Messiah must see that free Will is beyond the concern of God, and
that man will finally win his own destiny apart from all dictated schemes. Only through summary
destruction of Earth might man be halted, and for Messiah to attempt this would lay bare the very futility
of the final design of God. Heaven may dismay man with peril and affliction, but we shall send him
word of our own interest, that he shall know he is not alone.
With all force did the host of Heaven descend among man, and they did instruct him in the religion of
fear. Prophets arose and were proclaimed heralds of knowledge, but they brought not word of truth, but
warning to the human spirit to cower and fawn before the word of God the supreme being. The struggle
of the ascent of man was fraught with the horrors of his superstition, and the call for blessed oblivion
through union with God was answered by many who in their torment and hopelessness rejected the Gift
of Lucifer and became once more as mindless animals before the God whom they called their Lord.
I, Lucifer, who had given the greatest Gift of my own creation to man, was known on Earth only as an
object of fear and hatred, and all the misfortunes of men were attributed to my malevolence. I was
mocked, ridiculed, scorned in every way as a monster of vile and loathsome aspect, and I was taunted
and despised as Satan, cruel enemy of the benevolent and merciful God.