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Christianity EtcRe: Hell Is No Joke by advocate666: 11:01am On Jul 10, 2014
Mescopaul, your preaching doesn't work on people who are not afraid of hell.
Christianity EtcRe: In The Morning His Name Was In The Book of Life, But End in Hell in The Evening by advocate666: 10:24am On Jul 10, 2014
Macelliot: Highyo, thanks for the writeup!!!
Jesus Christ is my Saviour!
Poor you.
Christianity EtcRe: Hell Is No Joke by advocate666: 10:24am On Jul 10, 2014
Mescopaul: Bro there's nothing nice about the pics, stop trying to make light something that's very grave.
It's all about perspective.
May allah reward you.
I believe you deserve multiple virgins.
CultureRe: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by advocate666: 9:26am On Jul 10, 2014
aminaeke: 5. Onye aturu ilu kowara ya ego eji luo nne ya furu ohia - if you are told a proverd and given the meaning your mum's bride price is a waste. (MY REASON FOR NOT WRITING THE MEANING OF THE PROVERBS)
I have always considered bride prices as wastage anyway.
CultureRe: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by advocate666: 9:23am On Jul 10, 2014
Mma nyanyi bu di ya - A woman's beauty is her husband.
Mma nwoke bu ego - A man's beauty is money.
CultureRe: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by advocate666: 9:21am On Jul 10, 2014
Ngwere siri n'enu osisi daa, nechaa anya, onwere ihe mere ya. Owelie anya elu si "Chukwu, o buru egwu, ya kwusi".

The lizard fell from a tree and checked himself but finds he's not hurt at all. He raised his eyes to the sky and said "God, if na play, stop am o".
PoliticsRe: BOMBSHELL: Jonathan Is Repeating The Mistakes Of Gen Aguiyi Ironsi by advocate666: 9:03am On Jul 10, 2014
Jonathan should just be extra careful whenever he visits south west.
Christianity EtcRe: Satan Intimidates by advocate666: 8:50am On Jul 10, 2014
No, Satan doesn't intimidate.
Christianity EtcRe: Hell Is No Joke by advocate666: 8:47am On Jul 10, 2014
Nice pics.
Christianity EtcRe: In The Morning His Name Was In The Book of Life, But End in Hell in The Evening by advocate666: 7:59am On Jul 09, 2014
Long story. Literature section.
Christianity EtcRe: How Do I Correct My Pastor by advocate666: 9:42am On Jul 08, 2014
Ask him if your tithe can be infinitesimal as well and see what he says.
That will tell you if he knows the meaning of the word.
Christianity EtcRe: POPE Francis Warns ANY "Personal Relationship With Jesus Is Dangerous" by advocate666: 9:37am On Jul 08, 2014
italo: At every mass, Jesus offers me his whole self: body, blood, soul and divinity. He comes into my body and my soul.
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Christianity EtcRe: Six reasons for you to believe that there's God by advocate666: 8:38pm On Jul 07, 2014
qstar: I thought the bible said, when god finished "creationism", he went to have a rest.

Who woke him?
Imagine a tired god.
Christianity EtcRe: Destiny! by advocate666: 6:50pm On Jul 07, 2014
ichuka: The last poster need to read Luke2:34
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Destiny! by advocate666: 4:32pm On Jul 07, 2014
striktlymi: Destiny is a series of predetermined events that necessarily must happen in an individual's life; and as such cannot be altered. This is one reason why the notion is Unchristian.
How can destiny be unxtian when the very foundations of xtianity is based on the destiny of the nazarene who was prophesied by Isaiah that he will come and die and be ressurected. Or are you saying that the death of Jesus was not his destiny?
Christianity EtcRe: Satan Ministry: God's Love Of Harlots. by advocate666(op): 4:18pm On Jul 07, 2014
fpeter: at the mention of JESUS every knee must bow...you couldn't even mention that NAME JESUS!
Because you know what would happen to you, it is never too late for you to repent, seeing you
are still alive....JESUS will forgive you,repent and call unto JESUS to save you from eternal damnation
satan your mentor is deceiving you and you will both rot in hellfire if you don't REPENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for your concern.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Wrong To Have Pictures Of Jesus? by advocate666: 11:25am On Jul 07, 2014
No.
It helps a lot of gay people. wink
Christianity EtcRe: Walk With The Wise by advocate666: 11:23am On Jul 07, 2014
OP, I sent $25.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Atheists Talk Badly About God But Never About The Evil One Satan?* by advocate666: 11:20am On Jul 07, 2014
Satan has no problem with atheists.

You can bash Satan all you want, we Satanists don't care because our Master is thick-skinned enough to handle any bashing. He is also strong enough to fight His own battles. He doesn't need us whinning. The opposite of god.
CultureRe: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by advocate666: 11:16am On Jul 07, 2014
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

To think I have one of those charms on me.

Thank Satan I have never tested it. grin
Christianity EtcRe: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by advocate666: 11:10am On Jul 07, 2014
PastorOluT: Know what await such attitudes toward ur maker
Everlasting bliss with Satan. It doesn't get better than that.
Christianity EtcRe: Six reasons for you to believe that there's God by advocate666: 11:05am On Jul 07, 2014
6. The mad jew.

So a mad jew started calling himself doG and here you are. SMDH.
Christianity EtcRe: Six reasons for you to believe that there's God by advocate666: 11:04am On Jul 07, 2014
5. We know God.

Yes, I know the evil one. I fight him daily.
Christianity EtcRe: Six reasons for you to believe that there's God by advocate666: 11:03am On Jul 07, 2014
No 4. The DNA code.

Yes, the DNA is complex but so is everything around us. Even objects. Did someone originally program DNA? Maybe, maybe not. We don't know. However, scientific evidence and laboratory tests shows us that your DNA today is a result of mutation due to genetic adaptation. You take DNA from both parents and adapt. Nobody programmed you. If you suffer a disease, your genes adapt and your offsprings DNA will change accordingly. No programming.

Computer programs do not mutate.
Christianity EtcRe: Six reasons for you to believe that there's God by advocate666: 10:53am On Jul 07, 2014
Point 3. Universe.

It is true that our universe is amazing. Again, how that equates to "god did it" beats me.
Christianity EtcRe: Six reasons for you to believe that there's God by advocate666: 10:50am On Jul 07, 2014
Point no 2: The universe has a start.

grin grin So now xtians believe in Big Bang after fighting it for decades. Please inform your brethren that Genesis should be revised. grin cheesy grin cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Six reasons for you to believe that there's God by advocate666:
5minsmadness: Agreed.




With a minor correction...
There are loads of things other animals brain can do that we cannot do because we don't need to.
Sense of smell? A dog can scent a drop of blood in an entire room. Its a hunter. It needs the ability. We have tools and other sophisticated equipment for that. We have advanced thinking faculties.

A hawk can spot a brown rabbit in a bush 30miles up in the sky. Its power of vision is amazing. It needs this power to feed. We don't.
Etc.
Etc.
You are making the xtian mistake of thinking that we don't need things we don't have. The truth is that we use what we have to adapt to our needs. Like some birds do not have the powerful vision of the hawk but don't die of hunger because they adapted differently.
Christianity EtcRe: Six reasons for you to believe that there's God by advocate666: 10:42am On Jul 07, 2014
5minsmadness: Water isn't on mercury. Water isn't in the sun. Mars as far as we know does not contain water. Jupiter does not contain water, although one of its moons has been postulated to contain frozen oceans.

Water is actually a scarce commodity in our galaxy and the known universe at large. Its presence wherever found is celebrated by scientists cos it signifies the possibility of life.
So water is a big deal.
In the universe

Much of the universe's water is produced as a byproduct of star formation. When stars are born, their birth is accompanied by a strong outward wind of gas and dust. When this outflow of material eventually impacts the surrounding gas, the shock waves that are created compress and heat the gas. The water observed is quickly produced in this warm dense gas.[15]

On 22 July 2011 a report described the discovery of a gigantic cloud of water vapor containing "140 trillion times more water than all of Earth's oceans combined" around a quasar located 12 billion light years from Earth. According to the researchers, the "discovery shows that water has been prevalent in the universe for nearly its entire existence".[16][17]

Water has been detected in interstellar clouds within our galaxy, the Milky Way.[citation needed] Water probably exists in abundance in other galaxies, too, because its components, hydrogen and oxygen, are among the most abundant elements in the universe.[citation needed] Based on models of the formation and evolution of the Solar System and that of other star systems, most other planetary systems are likely to have similar ingredients.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water
Christianity EtcRe: Six reasons for you to believe that there's God by advocate666: 10:37am On Jul 07, 2014
5minsmadness: You are quibbling over semantics. When the OP says the size of the earth is perfect s/he isn't talking of negligible differences in size. Mercury, the planet closest to the sun is a molten rock that is about a 3rd the size of the earth while Jupiter has been equated to be able to contain 1200 earths! We are talking of reasonable diameter and size and rotation and not spacedust.

Incidentally despite the perpetual cosmic shower of space dust you mentioned, earth is actually losing weight from internal combustion and not gaining it. How much weight? Close to 0.0000000000001% of its Mass in a year. How negligible is that?
If the yearly percentage mass loss is constant, imagine how different the earth is now compared to 3 billion years ago. So, no it is not constant. Except the op means that his god has nothing to do with the earth 3 billion years ago and will have nothing to do with it in 3 billion years time.
Christianity EtcRe: Six reasons for you to believe that there's God by advocate666: 10:32am On Jul 07, 2014
The eye!

This one is a joke because we are desperately blind.
Look in nature to see extremely developed eyes.
Let's take just one example: The dragonfly

The dragonfly have a full 360 degree field of vision. Their eyes are made up of 30,000 visual units called ommatidia, each one containing a lens and a series of light sensitive cells. Their eyesight is so good that they can detect billions of colors as well as polarized light.

Again why did your god handicap our eyesight?
Christianity EtcRe: Six reasons for you to believe that there's God by advocate666: 10:23am On Jul 07, 2014
The human brain is great. But so are other animals' brains.
There are loads of things orther animal's brain can do that we cannot do. Did your god deliberately make us handicapped in those areas?
Christianity EtcRe: Six reasons for you to believe that there's God by advocate666: 10:20am On Jul 07, 2014
Next is water. You stated the characteristics of water but I'm at loss as to how they prove the existence of your god.
As you already stated, water is everywhere. There are even planets made of entirey frozen water. So there's nothing significantly special about water that will make me wanna start paying thites.

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