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 Romance › Re: How Do I Stop Lesbians From Approaching Me by aeronot(m): 3:35pm On Jan 12, 2017 |
Someone asked if you are a tomboy which should be the most logical explanation, maybe u are never with a guy and they take it for granted u might be or maybe they are trying their luck... wish u could post your picture maybe we will be able to figure it out..   1 Like |
| Sports › Couple Marries In Hospital, Bride Sews Chelsea Bridal Gown by aeronot(op): 10:10am On Jan 08, 2017 |
A couple tied the knot on Friday at Frimley Health Hospital South East England and shared photographs on social media. http://www.jalupon.com/couple-marries-in-hospital-bride-sews-chelsea-bridal-gown/
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| Crime › 419 Email Scam: Horse Trainer Swindled Of 500miliion Naira by aeronot(op): 9:51am On Jan 05, 2017 |
Hong Kong police have teamed up with law enforcement agencies in Poland, Slovakia and Nigeria to investigate an international commercial email scam to try to retrieve €1 million (500million naira) horse trainer Richard Gibson (47) lost in the purchase of a horse. Initial investigations showed that the sum had been recovered in Poland and Slovakia and €600,000 had been transferred back to Hong Kong, sources with knowledge of the...... http://www.jalupon.com/419-email-scam-horse-trainer-swindled-of-500miliion-naira/#more-9342
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| Politics › Amina Mohammed Spent New Year In The Creek, Forgetting She’s No Longer Environme by aeronot(op): 11:13am On Jan 03, 2017 |
Ogoni Land hosted Amina Mohammed, Nigeria’s former Minister of Environment, on New Year day as part of efforts to fast-track the delayed Ogoni cleanup exercise flagged off in June 2016 by the federal government. The Ministry Of Environment released pictures of Amina Mohammed in Ogoni Land on New Year day stating “our Environment Ministers today spent their new year in the creeks, in the Niger Delta to address the issues on the NDCleanUP”. http://www.jalupon.com/amina-mohammed-spent-new-year-at-the-creeks-but-does-she-know-shes-not-environment-minister/
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| Family › I Lost My Virginity Through Rape And Also My Ability To Enjoy Sex by aeronot(op): 8:33pm On Jan 02, 2017 |
Last night, I cried myself to sleep. I watched my husband as he hastily put his clothes back on and stormed out of the room. He was angry with me, again. The tear that had begun to form in the corner of my eye dropped softly to my pillowcase as the door slammed shut. “I’m so fucking tired of this,” I thought, as I buried my head in the pillow, sobbing.... http://www.jalupon.com/i-lost-my-virginity-through-rape-and-also-my-ability-to-enjoy-sex/#more-9059
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| Christianity Etc › “people Prayed For My Testicles Before I Could Bare Children”- Church Vicar by aeronot(op): 3:13pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
Asking a roomful of people to pray for my testicles was a turning point in our journey towards having children. In the dark days of our childlessness and IVF treatment, my wife, Anna, and I began to seek every intercession we could lay our hands on. Then there were the prayers who actually did lay on hands. Although thankfully not directly on the affected area. To use its wonderful medical term, I have oligozoospermia. It means I have a ridiculously low sperm count. I am a “jaffa” – seedless. http://www.jalupon.com/people-prayed-for-my-testicles-before-i-could-bare-children-church-vicar/#more-8412 |
| Politics › (VIDEO) Nigerian Soldiers Collapse Due To Hunger, Dehydration by aeronot(op): 7:56am On Dec 21, 2016 |
A video has surfaced online of Nigerian Soldiers fainting due to dehydration in the dreaded Sambisa Forest..... (click link to watch full video) http://www.jalupon.com/video-nigerian-soldiers-collapsing-due-to-hunger/#more-8109
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| Crime › Shocker: Nigerian Customs Allegedly Seize Bags Of Plastic Rice by aeronot(op): 10:18pm On Dec 20, 2016 |
The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that the Federal Operations Unit, Ikeja, of the Nigeria Customs Service (NCS) has intercepted 102 bags of plastic rice branded “Beat Tomato Rice’’ with no date of manufacture. The Customs Area Controller of F.O.U. Comptroller Mohammed Haruna, made the disclosure in an interview with our correspondent. He said that the commodity was stored for distribution as Yuletide gifts for the public. Haruna said that officers of the unit intercepted the plastic rice along Ikeja area on Monday, adding that a suspect was arrested in connection with the seizure...... http://www.jalupon.com/shocker-nigerian-customs-allegedly-seize-bags-of-plastic-rice/#more-8102 |
| Sports › China Again: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Offered A Whooping £120m! by aeronot(op): 10:36pm On Dec 18, 2016 |
Mail on Sunday reports that Zlatan Ibrahimovic has been offered £120million (72.6 billion Naira) to move to the Chinese football league... http://www.jalupon.com/china-again-zlatan-ibrahimovic-offered-a-whooping-120m/#more-7944
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| Politics › UNICEF Releases Video On Malnourished Children In Northeast (VIDEO) by aeronot(op): 9:50pm On Dec 18, 2016 |
Barely two weeks since President Buhari claimed that the United Nations were exaggerating the humanitarian crises in Boko Haram ravaged states and he also added that the United Nations and other private humanitarian groups are deliberately hyping the level of the crisis for financial gains... http://www.jalupon.com/unicef-releases-video-on-malnourished-children-in-northeast-video/#more-7937 1 Like
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| Sports › Nigeria Qualifies For Bahamas 2017 by aeronot(op): 10:42pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
Nigeria defeated Morocco 6-1 while Senegal beat Egypt 5-2 and both countries will represent Africa at the FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup Bahamas 2017.... http://www.jalupon.com/7899-2/#more-7899 1 Like
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| Sports › Club Offers £420.5million For Barcelona’s Lionel Messi by aeronot(op): 10:46am On Dec 17, 2016 |
Manuel Pellegrini has offered a whooping £420.5 million in an attempt to lure Messi out of Barcelona. According to Sky Sports News.... http://www.jalupon.com/club-offers-420-5million-for-barcelonas-lionel-messi/#more-7879
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| Crime › Husband, Wife Charged For Filming Sexual Acts With Dog! by aeronot(op): 9:40am On Dec 17, 2016 |
Rachael A. Harris, 19, is facing multiple charges, including; three counts of criminal attempt-sexual intercourse with an animal, conspiracy-sexual intercourse with an animal and four counts of cruelty to animals. While her husband, Carey D. Harris, 24, faces four counts of obscene performance and three counts of conspiracy-cruelty to animals. http://www.jalupon.com/husband-wife-charged-for-filming-sexual-acts-with-dog/#more-7876
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| Sports › Champions League Draw: Arsenal VS Bayern, PSG VS Barca by aeronot(op): 8:07pm On Dec 12, 2016 |
Carlo Ancelloti and Arsene Wenger will lock horns in the round of 16 in the European Champions League and talk show host Piers Morgan didn’t find it funny..... http://www.jalupon.com/champions-league-draw-arsenal-pitched-against-bayern-psg-vs-barca/#more-7428
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| Romance › Love Scam: Nigerian To Pay £250,000 To Victims by aeronot(op): 3:08pm On Dec 12, 2016 |
A Nigerian conman who claimed to be an American soldier serving in Afghanistan to defraud two women of more than £250,000 has been ordered to pay back the proceeds of his crime walesonline reports. Tosin Femi Olasemo was living in Cardiff when he set up a profile on match.com using a photograph of a serving soldier, hoodwinking his victims into believing he was in the American military..... http://www.jalupon.com/love-scam-nigerian-to-pay-250000-to-victims/#more-7435
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| Travel › Anger As Arik Air Disappoints Passengers by aeronot(op): 9:16am On Dec 11, 2016 |
Passengers that hoped to travel to London yesterday morning 10th December were shocked to learn that their flight will be delayed from 12.30p.m. to 12.15a.m. (12hrs). The airline claimed that they had sent messages the day before to inform the passengers which they all refuted the claim saying that no such message was sent. Passengers were seen very frustrated and shouting due to this. Further investigations revealed that Arik Air has not flown to London for the last 3 (days). Passengers that decided to stay in the airport or come back to catch the re-scheduled flight this morning by 12.15a.m. were again left disappointed as their flight was postponed to 9.30a.m..... http://www.jalupon.com/anger-as-arik-air-disappoints-passengers/#more-7334
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| Politics › Rivers Elections Live Updates by aeronot(op): 8:59am On Dec 10, 2016 |
Our reporter sent in live pictures from KNC field, Buguma-Asari Toru Local Government Area of Rivers State in today’s re-run elections. Disbursement of electoral materials is ongoing and everywhere has been peaceful so far. We will update this thread as news filters in. http://www.jalupon.com/rivers-elections-live-updates/#more-7319
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| Politics › Adamawa Bomb Blast: President Buhari Says ‘it’s An Act Of Desperation’ by aeronot(op): 9:47pm On Dec 09, 2016 |
Suicide bombings occurred in Madagali, Adamawa state North-eastern Nigeria by two school girls killing 56 and wounding 57 people barely 48hrs after the Chief of Army Staff, Lt-Gen. Tukur Yusuf Buratai had declared that the Nigerian army has defeated the terrorist group known as Boko Haram .http://www.jalupon.com/adamawa-bomb-blast-president-buhari-says-its-an-act-of-desperation/#more-7290
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| Foreign Affairs › New Friends: Trump And Duterte Had A ‘very Engaging, Animated’ Conversation by aeronot(op): 9:19am On Dec 03, 2016 |
The Special Assistant to the Philippine President Christopher Bong Go posted on his facebook page, President Duterte having a conversation on the phone with United State President-Elect Donald Trump which he described as ‘very engaging, animated’. According to President Duterte ‘The President-elect Trump wishes to extend his warmest regards to the Filipino people and in just a few minutes, we were talking a lot of things. He was quite sensitive also to our worry about drugs’. http://www.jalupon.com/new-friends-trump-and-duterte-had-a-very-engaging-animated-conversation/#more-6754 1 Like
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| Business › Revelation: Former Winners Chapel Pastor, Ernest Mbanefo, Is The Owner Of MMM Ni by aeronot(op): 8:45am On Dec 02, 2016 |
South Africa based Nigerian Pastor, Ernest Mbanefo, who was released by Bishop David Oyedepo, to begin his Ministry (Justified Youth & Singles Ministry – Justifiedysm) on Wednesday, 28th January 2015 is the owner of the widely adopted MMM ponzi scheme spreading like wildfire across Nigeria. Mbanefo registered and owns MMM-Nigeria.net domain. He took advantage of the Christian Pentecostal network and Nigeria’s lingering recession to build one of the fastest growth MMM network in the world. This is in contrast with the believe that Sergei Mavrodi owns all MMM sites across the world. http://www.jalupon.com/former-winners-chapel-pastor-ernest-mbanefo-is-the-owner-of-mmm-nigeria/#more-6638 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Christianity Etc › Sharia: Women Sentenced To 20 Lashes Each For Swearing On Whatsapp by aeronot(op): 10:49am On Nov 26, 2016 |
According to Arabic newspaper published in Oman Al Watan two female citizen’s of Saudi Arabia were sentenced to 20 lashes each after been found guilty of using bad language while arguing on WhatsApp. The criminal court in Jeddah (western Saudi Arabia) said they had used ‘impermissible expressions’ in their messages and were also jailed for ten days. The pair has been warned that if they are caught using offensive language again it will be met with a more severe punishment... http://www.jalupon.com/sharia-women-sentenced-to-20-lashes-each-for-swearing-on-whatsapp/#more-6385
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| Christianity Etc › The Day I Became The Devil In Church…the Doctor Is A Liar!!! by aeronot(op): 9:37am On Nov 20, 2016 |
Back in my early years in the university I used to be an ardent, near fanatical born again Christian. I remember going around school with the R.C.C.G Lekki’ 98 poster card for several weeks. I was part of the transportation logistics, sang all the way to Lekki, got lost and separated from my friends before the programme started, and had to walk for hours on the sandy beach from where I developed calf muscle ache before finally dozing and sleeping from exhaustion when the preaching started. Similar experience on my trips to redemption camp, but through it all, I always felt uneasy during testimony time. While at home families, friends and relations were happy I was studying medicine, the testimony period gave me a totally different impression. “The Doctor said I would never be able to have children”.” The Doctor said my father had only 6 months to live”.“ The Doctor said my baby would never be able to walk again”. Doctors must be agents of the Devil. I even thought someday, someone might come up and say “The Doctor had said I would never be able to get a visa!” Now in as much as I know the Doctor’s comments were made to lend credence to the testimony as a miracle and purely beyond human efforts, and yes even Doctors could give up on a situation that later witnessed a miraculous turn of events. I was really worried if I had joined the right career, I even contemplated going into full time ministry but I was afraid of my Dad more than any other thing on earth(and in heaven ). But the question that I would like to use this article to answer is what are Doctor’s really there for? I really think people don’t know the first duty of a Doctor. and if you don’t have a good idea of what I do, you may find it hard to appreciate me or even to understand me or my professional fee. http://www.jalupon.com/the-day-i-became-the-devil-in-churchthe-dr-is-a-liar/#more-5675
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| Politics › Re: Obiano Begins Rehabilitation Of Enugu-Onitsha Express Road by aeronot(m): 7:43am On Nov 16, 2016 |
[color=#006600][/color][quote author= post=51060406]Willie is working[/quote]I truly like this man's vigour in delivering like Peter Obi. But what puzzles me about him is that if you go to Anambra you see billboards all over the place willie is working, now a man is going on inspection and wears a cloth with his face on it idolizing himself. He gives me the impression that he is a narcissist. |
| Romance › Can’t You Do Without Sex? by aeronot(op): 5:37am On Nov 09, 2016*. Modified: 4:42pm On Nov 09, 2016 |
“It’s crazy!” Adamu screamed, temporarily interrupting the calm evening at the drinking joint beside the Lagos lagoon where I was sipping a bottle of beer and gisting with friends, as usual. “What’s crazy,” I asked while noting that everyone close to our table had their faces turned in our direction. Like me, I guessed they would also be interested in whatever was responsible for the sudden outburst. “Can you imagine what is happening in the internally displaced persons’ camps in the country? I just read in a news item here on my phone that babies are being born every day by refugees in IDP camps!” “I agree that there’s nothing wrong in giving birth to children because children are gifts from God.” “But who could be responsible for impregnating the women in the IDPs? Could it be fellow refugees or some of the workers in the camps?” “Haba, imagine a man running away from war who finds himself in a refugee camp where the feeding is insufficient and the hygiene is poor still having sex!” At this point, I stopped listening to Adamu’s musings. But as I reflected on his words, I remembered that at the height of the Ebola crises in Liberia, WHO officials complained that they were finding it difficult to tackle Ebola because of masturbation! It sounded funny then come to think of it...... http://www.jalupon.com/cant-you-do-without-sex/#more-5465 |
| Nairaland General › The Problem With Counting Nigerians By Guy Pfeffermann by aeronot(op): 11:09pm On Nov 01, 2016 |
Here’s a startling fact: Nobody knows how many people live in Nigeria. The entire world community takes the statistics issued by the United Nations Population Division essentially at face value. What we aren’t really told is that even the UNPD can hardly pinpoint the current and future population of Nigeria with any accuracy. This is due to the fact that the underlying data on the ground are so suspect and erratic http://www.jalupon.com/the-problem-with-counting-nigerians-by-guy-pfeffermann/#more-5151 |
| Politics › Dele Momodu Ridicules Nigerian Leaders, Calls On Ghanaian Leader Mahama To Rescu by aeronot(op): 10:56pm On Nov 01, 2016 |
In an effort to curry favours from the Ghanaian establishment, Chief Dele Momodu, a former presidential aspirant and publisher of Ovation International magazine, has ridiculed the entire leadership of Nigeria by calling on Ghanaian President John Mahama to help revive the economy of Nigeria and boost the infrastructural base of the country http://www.jalupon.com/dele-momodu-ridicules-nigerian-leaders-calls-on-ghanaian-leader-mahama-to-rescue-nigeria/#more-5234 1 Like |
| Sports › Jamie Redknapp Grilled On Twitter Over Comments Made On Victor Mos by aeronot(op): 7:33am On Oct 31, 2016 |
Former Tottenham Hotspur, Southampton and Liverpool footballer, who is now a sky sports pundit Jamie Redknapp made a comment saying Victor Moses is ‘a young English talent’. Moses had a good display against Southampton FC earlier today which Chelsea won two goals to zero in an away English premier league match.Twitter users (some posts below) found his statement awkward as Victor Moses who will be 26 years old this December has 24 caps for Nigeria. jamie on twitter Victor Moses has been loaned out of Chelsea FC for three consecutive seasons but now plays as a regular in the squad under coach Antonio Conte. http://www.jalupon.com/jamie-redknapp-grilled-on-twitter-over-comments-made-on-victor-moses/#more-5155 |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Is Paying Tithe From MMM And Nairabet Money Biblically Right? by aeronot(m): 12:15pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
Ask your pastor.. but I can bet he will not see anything wrong with it..  |
| Politics › Agric Minister Declares Nigeria Self-sufficient In Rice Production, Says No More by aeronot(op): 10:08am On Oct 30, 2016 |
In spite of the price of the rice commodity spiralling out of control in the marketplace, Audu Ogbeh, Minister of Agriculture and Rural Development recently declared that Nigeria is self-sufficient in rice and would soon ban rice imports completely... http://www.jalupon.com/agric-minister-declares-nigeria-self-sufficient-in-rice-production-says-no-more-importation/#more-5138 1 Like |
| Culture › Re: Oba Ewuare Rides In His Rolls Royce For Thanksgiving. PICS by aeronot(m): 12:47am On Oct 25, 2016 |
dondo83:Bros the Church of Arousa is the Oba's Church it was specifically built in the days of old for the bini as the Oba is the over seer and spiritual head... so don't get it twisted! 1 Like |
| Politics › Jonathan’s Former Presidential Spokesman Rueben Abati Arrested by aeronot(op): 10:38pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
Mr. Rueben Abati, a former editor, columnist and television presenter who served as presidential spokesman during the tenure of Goodluck Jonathan has been arrested. http://www.jalupon.com/jonathans-former-presidential-spokesman-rueben-abati-arrested/#more-4917 |
