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The student in me is just 1%




They don't care about us.

I'm tired of tiredness.


The student in me is just 1%.



They don't care about us.

Police investigation? I give up.

But suicide is not the best option though.

What you sow, is what you wear. I no fit shout.

By grade...

1. Politicians. I reserved my comments.
2. Lawyers. I no fit talk.
3. PoliceThiefiance. I no fit shout.
4. Motivational speakers that call themselves pastor. That's how one collected my friend's new shiny suit and shoe to sow a seed. Did God tell him to do that? or he's just expressing Matt. 7:7?





What do we do to this people?

If the police arrest all by 'leaking' this information already, cut off my too balls!

Ababanna shey? Be ready to sing tenor, auto and Soprano in prison.


Were it to be a prison outside Nigeria, your asz would have been defiled too!

Simp!

It was engineering mathematics 212.
And I'm the type of guy that likes to take much water, and of course, urinate a lot.
So I went into the exam after gulping.
It was a 3hours exams, 7 questions to answer 5.
It started quite well, until 1:30 mins, I started sweating profusely, my bladder was full, I asked the invigilator to excuse me, but then, 'Udo Ekpo' was the wicked one.
In his voice, "Go and sit down my friend"
So I walked stylishly back to my sit.
The sweating was too much, almost like the fan wasn't doing its job.
Tried to finish the questions but I skipped one that I'll solve it last because it's lengthy, 2nd order DE ( YPI, YCF)...


I can bet that I heard a droplet of pee in my trouser, I couldn't take it anymore, my brain told me you've finished everything thing, go and empty yourself, with that, I was the first to submit as they hailed me...
I ran to the bathroom and had a long pee that lasted up to 2 minutes.
That was my last exams for the day but I waited for them to finish, surprisingly, Udo Ekpo gave them extra 30mins.. So when they were through, I and friends started recounting the exams, from the talks, it hit me that I skipped a 10 mark question. chills ran through my spine. I went silent and went home, I couldn't read well sef for the next exams...


Results came out, I got a B.
When I'd thought it would be C.
chai see joy!

Excess joy jhoor

I'm waiting for the other part of the story.

Tecno is getting there gradually....


And soon, nobody will be seeing me as weird for having Tecno.

May her soul rest in peace.

Tiri gbosa for this 2020!

It is well!

It's not funny anymore. I'm tired of lazying around.

Joy dey oh 8-)

Joy dey jhoor

Don't study any unprofessional course. research on professional courses and find out.

Close to 2 million people, seriously?

I smell lies sha.

Words are powerful.

Lemme try my own.
I wish that someone reading this would ask for my account number and credit it. And be blessed in abundance. Amen!

I try as much as possible not to remember any wrong doings. I forget things like that easily.

Chai, I'd already planned 2-1 oh.

I had some money while in school, and I gradually squandered it, but I was feeling sick. I went to the school medical center and they tested me for malaria but it came out negative (They were wrong).
By this time, I'd already finished the money I had and the illness became worse as I couldn't go to school.
Then my friend surprised me by buying malaria drugs for me and I became well.

Shame catch me die. I had 20k and couldn't treat up because of wrong Medical report.

Sammy, you have my respect, any time, any day.

I returned the favor too in a different way though.

This list get K-leg.

More like, Top 5 universities in SA and others.

Seriously?

Anyways, this topic is going nowhere.

Craziest party I've ever had is Playing bass guitar till dawn in an all night. I was blessed.

You'll live longer if you mind your business.


You're not a saint.

You don't use Sponge? ask Bob.
Or do this, after bathing, use your finger and scrub your chest. Or use a white towel and tell me the outcome.



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Shey they smashed already?



Only happens in movies though.

I had more than a dozen pictures of her on her birthday.
I simply just deleted some. I kept just about 2.
You don't wanna be thinking about your ex right?

11th Monday is not bad o.

Congratulations guys.
Geniuses!
I missed out.

But watch out for me next year.
Use the money wisely.