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Webmasters / Re: If You Have A Blog, You Should Do These 5 Things Right Away - Very Important by Affableacho(m): 7:57am On Feb 02, 2017
beautiful write up. .i have been learning all this lately and i totally agree with your write up.
Webmasters / Re: 8 Things To Consider Before Launching Your New Blog by Affableacho(m): 7:22am On Oct 11, 2016
SEOManiac:
Nice one.

Also learn SEO.

My new blog, www.interiordesignshub.com is doing far better than my older blogs did. I soaked it in SEO all around.
bro, abeg how do I learn and apply these seo. .I have been reading up on it but I still dont see hw to apply it
Politics / Independence Day:governor David Umahi Increases Workers Salary by Affableacho(m): 12:24pm On Oct 02, 2016
As part of celebrations of the independence day celebration, the Governor of Ebonyi State has increased the salary of civil servants in the state.Engr David Nweze Umahi who made this knownin a keynote address to mark the independence day celebration said thatthe Government is commited to improving the workers welfare hence salary of workers from 1 October 2016 will be increased by 5%.The governor further disclosed that the government will set up a joint committee that will consist of members of NLC and Government so as to ensure proper disbursement of gratuityand pensions. He said that the Government will set up an account for gratuity and pension and as well pay into the account intermittently as the wage bill of pensions and gratuity stand at N5bn and governument cannot afford suchamount.The independence day celebration was attended by past governors of the state including Col. Walter feghabor, Senators, House of Rep members, House of Assembly Members and so many others, not forgetting Mr IBU.


https://ebonyigist..com/2016/10/independence-day-ebonyi-state-governor.html?
Religion / Re: Tim Lahaye Is Dead by Affableacho(m): 11:19pm On Jul 25, 2016
Even though I dedicated most of my time disproving his books (which were awesome),
RIP sir, you were a blessing to many.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Broke Our 5 Year Relationship. Pls I Need Advise!!! by Affableacho(m): 10:55pm On Jul 12, 2016
this love thing is a crazy affair. . but I would suggest you pull urself together and start building yourself. . cus right now, u probably dont have much to offer her. .
Religion / Re: Dailymail Readers' Comments On TB Joshua's Deliverance Post by Affableacho(m): 6:31pm On Jul 05, 2016
Sasuwa:
show me ur church
are u really whom I think you are?
Computers / Re: My Laptop Isnt Browsing O! Pls Help! by Affableacho(m): 2:11pm On Jul 04, 2016
you are not giving details ooh. pls elaborate
Religion / Re: Dailymail Readers' Comments On TB Joshua's Deliverance Post by Affableacho(m): 1:45pm On Jul 04, 2016
Sasuwa:
Pastors and fake miracle are like 5 and 6, proudly catholic

don't catholic have miracles too?
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Receives Helicopter From Federal Government. Photos by Affableacho(m): 10:15pm On May 24, 2016
FG sent helicopter, did they send engineers and technician to maintain it? We only buy, we dnt hav maintenance culture

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Jokes Etc / Jokes: That's How The Fight Started by Affableacho(m): 12:27pm On Jul 18, 2015
Found this on FB,

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

________________________________

I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started.....

_____________________________

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...

___________________________

happy weekend
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ebonyi State Government Currently Recruiting by Affableacho(m): 2:24pm On Jul 15, 2015
I don't think this is real, the state govt has to grant waiver for the ministry to recruit, and the media is yet to say anything on it.
Romance / Re: Daily Pains Of A Single, Rich Guy by Affableacho(m): 4:45pm On Jul 06, 2015
gudrated:
It’s funny to me when I read online, especially in Nairaland that all that is required to get a Naija gal is money! People exaggerate the influence of money. Many guys automatically assume that once you display some cash, gals will automatically trip for you like mad. While it may be true to some extent (I have experienced that), it is not always the case. I am not particularly stinkingly rich but I am a very comfortable bachelor working with one of the foremost multinational oil companies in Nigeria. I can afford the basic things of life with ease and with enough to spare. I also have friends & colleagues who are very comfortable and face similar challenges I and others face. Any rich, single guy will possibly identify with some of the challenges I am about to outline, if not all. Some of the challenges are as follows:

1. Many girls automatically assume that you are a player – Drive a nice car, wear good clothes, smell well and live in a comfortable house and many gals automatically tag you out as a player. undecided I have been told so many times by girls. One of my close friend had to quit a relationship because his girlfriend was just too insecure and didn’t trust him. sad My ex-gfs have also accused me of cheating eventhough I was never caught.

2. Many think you have a girlfriend – You walk up to a girl, chat her up and start off a conversation. You become her friend and eventually ask her out. She tells you to your face that she knows that you already have a girlfriend, and possibly a fiancée. She tells you that it is virtually impossible for you to be single with your current status. For goodness sake, what does my financial status has to do with my relationship life I tire o. From that point onward, they hardly take you serious.

3. Some girls are just interested in your money – Yes, many rich guys can testify to this. You meet lots and lots of female fraudster – we call them runs girls. angry They pretend to like you but all they are interested in is to get a share of your ‘national cake’ – your money. I can not count the number of times that girls (that I am still toasting) will be asking me to pay for their house rent, set up a business for them, etc when I am yet to start dating them. Even at the stage of friendship, some start asking for phones, Brazilian hairs and all kinds of stuffs. It’s annoying! Why is it so hard sometimes to meet a decent, good looking girl? I must confess not all girls are like that but many are.

4. You spend more for your girlfriends – Girlfriends who have rich boyfriends expect their guys to spend more for them. You will find out that your broke male friends spend far less for their girlfriends ( and the girls appear to be contented), but in your case, your girlfriends expect that you ‘prove’ your love by spending your cash on them. If you don’t spend lavishly, you risk being tagged as ‘stingy’ cry

5. Fine girls tend to play more ‘hard-to-get’ with the rich guys than the broke ones – YES! You heard me right. It’s surprisingly ironic, isn’t it? Fine girls tend to play hard to get with the rich guys because they want to been seen as decent and not after money. Many atimes, it’s just sheer pretence. embarassed They pretend to be decent, good, domesticated. They may sometimes hide their promiscuous and cheap lifestyle because they assume that they have finally met the serious-minded rich guy. So, they want to appear like a good girl. Some may also play hard-to-get so that you can spend more during the toasting stage. Meanwhile, you find out that these girls keep rolling carelessly and freely with the not-so-rich guys in the neighborhood.

6. You become paranoid. You find it hard to know who really loves you. You also tend to think the girls in your circle are only around because of your money. You beome confused and it gets difficult to settle for a choice. It seems best to have settled for someone before you ‘made’ it. embarassed

7. You may actually meet fewer number of good girls – You heard me right. You find out that you meet mostly bad and extremely extroverted girls. This is because the richer you get, the more isolated you may become. You drive your car, meaning that you do not meet ladies often in the bus or park. You do mostly online transfer meaning that you also miss out on ladies who visit the banks. You also are too busy to visit near-by higher insitutions where you can meet various chicks. We often live in very secured estates where everybody minds his/her own business further isolating us from meeting the real, ‘good’ gals out there. We tend to hang out in bars and clubs where you meet the highly extroverted, possibly bad gals. Gals in church are possibly worse-off too and not much better. Sigh…. cry

8. You spend more than others to get a gal others would easily get with little cash – Another sad truth. Standards are set for you. While the not-so-rich guys will think twice before spending even less than 5k on a girl, you find yourself spending comparatively more for a gal. Due to your class, you have minimum standards for yourself, and you find it hard to go below it as it has become part of your lifestyle. First impression matters a lot for women. When you take a lady on a date within your ‘minimum standard’which may be very ordinary to you, she may become carried away with the lavishness. She often steps up her game so as not to appear cheap. cool

9. Your true personality is often buried beneath your financial strength sad – Rich guys are one of the most misunderstood persons. Sometimes, we just want to be ourselves. However, friends and hanger-bys tend to be insecure and intimidated around us and think of us only in terms of our money. You jokingly tease a girl, and she is quick to point out to you that ‘is it because you think you have money?’ Not only girls, even fellow friends around you will feel very insecure. Some do not want to introduce you to their girlfriends because they are afraid that you will snatch them away. You find street guys freely talking to these fine young girls, and nobody calls them names. If you do same, people tag you as arrogant, player, disrespectful, etc. All focus is on you. Gossips are directed towards you…hmm angry

10. You find out the real, hard truth that money can not buy true love. Of course, money plays a very big role as it can fuel and sustain true love but money can hardly get you true love. Money can get you a beautiful woman, but it can’t get you a decent, faithful and loyal girl. Ever rich, comfortable or even upcoming guy out there should focus more on building a personality that is attractive to ladies. I have been poor and loved by a lady unconditionally before. I am comfortable and have been hurt by a lady recently. I have been both poor and rich in my life. From my experience, I can very well say that LIKEABLE PERSONALITY COMES BEFORE MONEY.


lalasticlala

Op, totally on point oh!!!
Career / Re: 10 Forms Of Frustration Single Men Face At Work – My Case by Affableacho(m): 3:59pm On Jul 06, 2015
Well, OP I know how you feel, I was in a similar condition, during my service year!!, but somehow they weren't able to push me around!!! According to my superior, I've got attitude and buh my reports were almost spotless!!! Not to brag!!! But I took more work, but made it clear that it was my choice.

Our working conditions may not be the same, buh u need to create an atmosphere that ppl shud knw wen to encroach, also, even if you are 17yrs and unmarried, itz your life. . .btw!!! I don't take certain comments seriously, if u say u are married, I won't understand, I'll tell you to get more workload and stay in d office, itz a good place to hide esp from ur wife.
Science/Technology / Re: Byebye To Fuel Scarcity... Welcome BIOGAS by Affableacho(m): 10:39pm On Jul 03, 2015
Finally, this was my seminar topic, even planned to build one during my nysc, glad someone has put it to use!!!. . I can vouch for this, itz effective!!!!. .kudos op
Nairaland / General / Fire Guts Hostel Block In Isieke Campus Area Of Ebonyi State University by Affableacho(m): 11:14am On Jun 28, 2015
This morning at about 1 am, Residents of Royal Palace Hostel and its environs located in Isieke Campus of Ebonyi State University Abakaliki were awaken by cries for help. On arrival, It was discovered that one of the three blocks that make up the Royal Palace Hostel was on fire.


culled from http://ebonyigist..com/2015/06/fire-guts-hostel-block-in-isieke-campus.html

Properties / Re: Dangote Cement Vs Elephant Cement by Affableacho(m): 12:02am On May 21, 2015
Omo I dey queue oh, I need that info too, infact every young man need this oh. . FP things
Romance / Re: Chidi Abu....... . Tells His Own Side Of The Sex Story......part 1 by Affableacho(m): 12:00am On May 21, 2015
Ok!!!, I don arrange my roasted corn and nutri C!!!

Thighs hmmm!!
Politics / Re: Angry Abia Traders Boo Gov Orji Over Poll Result by Affableacho(m): 9:52am On Apr 17, 2015
Raiders:
if he is so much hatred. Why do you people keep voting him into office? weather you hate or love him. Ochendo is a good politician because he keeps winning election. PDP won all the senate and rep seats and are leading in the governorship election.

Seriously? Did ur fingers permit u to type that?
Education / Re: Students Protest Alleged Attempted Rape In FUTO (Pics) by Affableacho(m): 3:32pm On Mar 25, 2015
veraiyke:
I don't mean to be harsh but answering such a call at nights alone is stupidity. If none of the room mates offered to accompany her she should have declined that call. It a lesson for her. School authority shouls look into it doh

Only a futoite will understand, Man O War's were bullies, totally avioded dealings with them cause, my temper no dey dis planet, and the victim is likely a first year student.
Romance / Re: 10 Signs To Know If Your Boy Friend Wishes To Marry You. by Affableacho(m): 8:36pm On Feb 06, 2015
For the record, OP from your analysis i go score 0/10
Na Only me head know wetin dey my heart oh
Celebrities / Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Blasts Obasanjo, Says OBJ Is A Sadist by Affableacho(m): 10:46am On Jan 27, 2015
englishmart:
I'm not here to read people's tweets.. At his age he's flaunting his locally sewn suite

imagine ooo locally made "suite" abi, lemme just pretend itz suit u had in mind, na ppl like you dey take dis country backwards, he should go and buy italian abi na french, smh!!!

first you contribute to the booming economy of the countries, then you come back home scream screw GEJ(or whoever runs things).

Sincerely, I weep for most ppl.

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Business / Re: How To Make $1,000/month Writing And Researching Online by Affableacho(m): 4:49am On Dec 17, 2014
hello everyone, I have registered, just having confidence issues if I would be able to perform if I bid. 2ndly I have a job which milks my time. which jobs would be much easier to start with.
NYSC / Re: Pics: Corps Member Builds & Tests Drone In Osun, Critics Say It’s Made In China by Affableacho(m): 11:06pm On Dec 16, 2014
well, glad he tried so tin like that, building a drone isn't really rocket science this days

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