₦airaland Forum

Neoteny:
Liver fried rice, fresh tomatoes, a dash of Sriracha, murdered with a bottle of Fearless.

I will come to your house , enter your kitchen , savour your meals but steal your Huawei p30 pro

AwkaetitiBabe:
Anyone in Abuja willing to share movies with me should kindly mention me. Thx

I have a Seagate hard drive filled with movies like Interstellar, jumbo , Ringo , what if , Spiderman far from home , dark knight , raid etc but I don't want to share

Raalsalghul:
Nigerian films.

Never.

But if it comes to between this and Endgame.

I'd rather take this.

Severe pains patient still ...ever since I kicked you out the Lazarus pit , you have gone insane

seankafor:
boy, iwu nno ezigbo otu

riwa here Eze ndi mgbu

seankafor:
lol..I know your plight.. you thought you I'd get some Benjamin's and prodigal son treatment after jumping ship and flipping switch .
But when it dawned on you that social media ain't real life, you then have to know you cant fake it no more, you cant be who you are not..hence you revert back to your old ways which is trolling.
You ve made fool of yourself bro..you re my bro but I have to tell you,you don fvck up.

Learn to always keep it 100.. you re a troll and a joker and henceforth no one will take you serious.

Well as I said earlier, this is social media and far from real life. I hope and pray you ain't like this real life

Good job hunting fella

Hungry man , sharrap there Averaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggeeeeeeeeeeeeee hungry man. If you call me a joker , you need know what the joker is capable of .

TheSuperNerd:
This is the Afobear we know.... I knew that one supporting us was a clone... Lol

Please we need our Villains. No hero enjoys life without a Villain...

In brightest day... In darkest nights... No "averraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggeeeeee" comment of this man shall escape my sight...

I'm from the Lazarus pit ... I'm way stronger than you and your green lantern .... I have been empowered with the yellow lantern and y'all supporters of the Averaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggeeeeeeeeeeeeeee super chickens will feel my wrath

Team of carpenters and Averaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggeeeeeeeeeeeeeee drunks .... My account was hacked and you think I changed ? A friend of mine said I changed , I said bleep off , I grew !!!

seankafor:
make i hear

You afor tombo burn casket

No b whinning or bobo juice . When we d burn NV lounge , you still dey year 2 . I hear say our one time alliance President Success don dust

seankafor:
me I still be student oo.. but I fit beat my chest say, I no go everly search for job.

How much dem wan pay kwanu

Na when u enter Cubana see some niggars burn your annual salary on a moet casket.. na then ur eye go clear say school na scam for naija

Forget this one , we don burn caskets for NV lounge and cubana ,nothing come out . We don jam ocabique go make them hoes walk together like Amber rose ...but for how long man go press 10 fingers without plus up ?

Toylove:
Choi
I can get with my balls that komekn will never say this of a Nigerian player.....never

Be prepared to have your ball chopped off and fed to the dogs ....Cheers

Eartquake1:
It seems you have gotten your job

As the saying goes , just because it's raining doesn't mean a leopard will loose it's spot

Eartquake1:
Yes I agree with you, Bundesliga cannot be compared to the EPL

How you know an overhyped player is you ask yourself, what are the player's strongpoints if you can't see DISTINCT strongpoints then that player is definitely overrated especially if he's playing in a lower league

Same happened when they were hyping Lingard and comparing him to Ronaldo, I watched Lingard and he was neither a speedster or a strong shooter or a creator I concluded that that guy is definitely overrated, same with Sancho

Look at this humanoid robot, if you want to talk hype , don't look further than Iheanacho Nacho mbappe better than kylian Kelechi

Afonjas are now an endangered specie in this world ...Causing wahala everywhere

SouthSouth1914:
Have sense and stop the hating! Oloshi

Call your mum oloshi

Overrated afonja drug addict ....like Fela like Naira marley

Good morning people . It's a new week and my quest for a job is still raging. Please someone, anyone should assist me

Eartquake1:
Jesus Christ!

Have you seen anybody play a flat three midfield in football?

take a puff and feel alright

pablobellins:
hehe bro; am not sure u checked what u typed.

give me her number and let her decide if it's you or me

pablobellins:
He who finds a wife......

meet my sugar.

Give me her number , I need a wife

MetalJigsaw:
Go out and search bro

what do you think I'm doing ? All attack on all fronts

Yeye...how do you know?

Yeye

MetalJigsaw:
Guess you're just having fun rather than seeking a job

I'm in need of a job. But having fun keeps my blood pressure down so I don't overthink and incur depression

Brethrens,Today is the Lord's day and the day is upon us but don't cower or show an agnst because it is written in the Holy scriptures, “ I give you the power to trample upon snakes and scorpions for you are the children of God ” and I know we have faith, we will drown the Amazonians in the Amazon River today . But then again , the good old book says in James that “ Faith without work is dead ” and I believe our beloved SUPER EAGLES filled with Worldclass players in top teams banging in goals and tackling corruption out of Nigeria have done their own homework adequately and victory is ours !!!!

Now bow your heads in prayer .“ Abba father , our Lord and saviour . In the gospels , you said we should ask and we shall receive, seek and we shall find , knock and it shall be opened unto us. Onye Ukwu nu n'eligwe , uwe gi n'akpo n'ala,Ayiyo ka m ji bia n'ihu gi Kita. Please open up they hearts of these good people of Nigeria here today to link me with a job here in Abuja. Daddy ooo, you said you send helpers to us in different forms and I beseech you send my helper from amongst these noble people here. All these I ask through Christ our Lord , inshaallahu Amen/Amin”.

Naija for Life !!!!!!

DrToche:
Chao..naija

Fake

YorubaNinja:
Potor-potor language...

Go drink potopoto algae gbegiri ....odua anus

ExcelDeBaron:
Onye Mgbu

ezigbo Eze ndi mgbu

Super Eagles !!!! Nsogbu Nsogbu Enyimba Enyi !!!

MobilityExpress:
Kenyans and other East Africans are the best runners worldwide because they evolved from their human ancestors who adapted to running fast to survive because hungry lions in the grassy savannah plains were always chasing them

stale

VolvoS60:
Bale's story is indeed dramatic. Very surprising to see here that he started out as a defender.

How do you go from being a left back to scoring 2 goals (one of them a "made for TV" overhead kick) in a Champion's league final - and only after being brought on as a sub?

When its your time and your turn to shine..

Keep quiet religious zealot