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Politics › Re: Army In Gun Battle With ESN In Awo-Omamma, Imo by AfonjaConehead: 3:58pm On Apr 24, 2021
Bloody bullies
Music/Radio › Re: Lets Make A List On Songs With The Most Meaningful Lyrics by AfonjaConehead: 3:20pm On Apr 24, 2021
isthatso:
army Arrangement

One day go be one day!
Those wey dey steal the money for government!

Ju'di, ju'di, ju'di
Ju si le
Ju'di, ju'di, ju'di
Ju si le
Ju'di, ju'di, ju'di

Odi you all, yansh don fall
Anywhere yansh go, yansh must fall
Up, left, right, round round, it must fall
And na thing wey yansh dey do na this suite:
Shit, piss, Bleep, it is, why not?
Because yansh na wonderful material perfect

Whether you like or you no like
After you hear this true talk
Whether you like or you no like
After you hear this true talk

[Chorus]
Ge ge!

If you like e good
If you no like you hang
If you like e good
If you no like you hang
If you hang you go die
You go die for nothing
We go carry your body go police station
You die wrongfully

Ge ge, ge ge, ge ge...

Ju'di, ju'di, ju'di
Ju si le
Ju'di, ju'di, ju'di

Odi e wrong ko to
You see, man eye get different look for woman yansh
She see small yansh, you go say,
"Yeah, look at this big yansh!"
If you can't see big yansh, you go say,
"Yeah, look at this is small yansh!"
And if you see more yansh
Wey you wan to bury your prick inside
You go say, "Hey baby, show me your particulars!"
I talk in english, I go say,
"Hey darling, show me your living license!"
Particular wey na be police particular
Wey na one Christ Particular
You see, police particular
If you get am, look at dey go
If you no get am, you go handicap, you see
But the original particular
Natural particular
If you no get am, you go dey go ni
If you get am, you must enter...

[Fela sings the Twilight Zone theme]

Whether you like or you no like
After you hear this true talk...

Twenty-two women dey suffer him no fit talk na condition
Man dey suffer him fit talk na condition too
Man dey suffer him no fit talk na condition
Man dey suffer him fit talk na condition too

Suffer dey Africa, pa pa ra pa
I suffer dey, pa pa ra pa
Condition dey e, pa pa ra pa
Me I no say you be African man
And we dey suffer, pa pa ra pa
Which condition you dey I don't know
The condition me I dey me I know
My condition don reach make I act

If your condition today make you shake
And you still dey not talk the way you feel
Make you open your two ears very well
To hear the truth talk me I dey talk
Listen make you dey agree for me
Every day and night you dey hear me talk
One day you self you agree with me
To dey act the way as you dey feel
Remember if you no act your own
One day of course we must die

Nigeria get the money
Foreign money for oversea
Nigeria get the money
Foreign money for oversea
Announcement start to happen
Newspaper carry them paper
Radio dey shout for studio
Obasanjo turn vocalist
Yar'Adua road manager
Every government statement
Seven billion naira missing
Missing from oversea
Foreign currency scandal
Them start to arrest everybody o

E no finish, e no finish...

Doctor, lawyer, hustlers
Engineer, photographers
Doctor, lawyer, hustlers
Engineer, photographers
All of them Kirikiri
Ten to fifteen years in jail
After one year inside jail
Civilian government take over
Them release all of dem
Them say dem be innocent o

E no finish, e no finish...

Two-point-eight-billion naira
Oil money is missing
Two-point-eight-billion naira
Oil money is missing
Them set up inquiry
Them say money no lost o
Them dabaru everybody
Supervisor Obasanjo
Them say make him no talk o
"Money no lost," them shout again
Inquiry come close o

E no finish, e no finish...

Election story nko
Obasanjo plan am very well
Election story nko
Obasanjo plan am very well
Him take old politicians
Wey rule Nigeria before
The same old politicians
Wey spoil Nigeria before
Obasanjo carry all of them
All of them dey there now

E no finish, e no finish...

[Chorus]
Yeah!

The young Africans them get two ears for head
Them get two eyes too
Them dey see the thing wey dey happen
Them dey hear am too
Few people dey fat with big money
And the rest dey hungry
Me Fela, I challenge Obasanjo
Na wayo him dey all the time
Make him carry me go any court
I go open book for am
Na wayo government we dey o
E gba mi o
Na weak government we dey o
Ye paripa o
Na paddy paddy government we dey
E gba mi o

[Chorus]
Yeah!

We give money
Paddy paddy
Arrange ni
Wayo wayo
Economic
We give money
Paddy paddy
Wayo wayo

[Chorus]
Army arrangement!

Add am together, give me the answer
Give me money, add am together
Paddy paddy, add am together
Economic, add am together
Division or multiplication
Mathematician, put am together
One answer you go get
One answer you go get

Give me money, put am together
Paddy paddy, put am together
Wayo wayo, put am together
Economic, put am together
Division or multiplication
Mathematician, put am together
One answer you go get
One answer you go get

Give me money, put am together
Wayo wayo, put am together...

Give me money, put am together
Arrange e ma si ta si o
Yeah yeah
Arrange e ma si ta si o
Yeah yeah
Arrange e ma si ta si o
Yeah yeah
Arrange e ma si ta si o
Yeah yeah
Arrange e ma si ta si o

Give me money, put am together
Wayo wayo, put am together
Economic, put am together

[Chorus]
Ju'di! Ju si le!

[Chorus]
One day go be one day!
Those wey dey steal the money for government!

[Chorus]
One day, one day!
Please more...

Please give us more...

Give us "you be tif...." "Water light,food house"
Politics › Re: Civil War: Ikpeazu Demands Apology Over Crimes Against Ndigbo by AfonjaConehead: 2:45pm On Apr 24, 2021
AdakaBoro8:
fool. e'mini' Izon tobou.. i am Ijaw son.. e'mini Egbema kingdom ke duwo pa. delta state..
Seun lalasticlala mynd44
Politics › Re: Gunmen Who Burnt Uzodinma's House Killed 2 Security Aides (Graphic Picture) by AfonjaConehead: 12:35pm On Apr 24, 2021
PrinceMajestic:
May they rest in peace. They died a death that isn't theirs. Is it not the same governor who paid fulani terrorists killers over the missing cows? A governor who cannot speak for his people being humiliated and arrested by soldiers only for him to be mapping out land for the terrorists. I am angry with what igbos did to Niger delta in the past but I am beginning to love their guts
Guy I'm Niger Deltan, please what did the IGBOS do against the Niger Deltans?
Romance › Re: Moment Groom Warned His Wedding MC Against Telling Him And His Bride To Dance by AfonjaConehead: 12:28pm On Apr 24, 2021
Alawaubaru people/wedding!!! And them they fast o!!! shocked
Politics › Re: Civil War: Ikpeazu Demands Apology Over Crimes Against Ndigbo by AfonjaConehead: 12:25pm On Apr 24, 2021
flokii:
Which part of Niger Delta are you from? cos you're not bright one bit..

History is staring at you in the face and you're claiming the Yorubas who fought to save you from slavery to Ojukwu and Igbos are using propaganda to divide you from your brothers that killed Niger Deltans without romorse or pity during civil war.
I'm done replying you.
4kOFF!!!!! You can choose to die over past and forgotten events,that's your own business....we south have a common enemy,the north/fulanis killing us at our own backyard after cornering all our collective wealth,natural resources, positions for themselves and children and you are here looking for rats and cockroaches about the Igbos day and night!!!! Again,4kU
Politics › Re: Civil War: Ikpeazu Demands Apology Over Crimes Against Ndigbo by AfonjaConehead: 10:28am On Apr 24, 2021
flokii:
You'll just kill yourself over nothing..

Do you even know God to start with?

So we should all keep quiet and allow sinners act as saints who deserve apology right?

If atal there is anyone to give apology.. It's Igbos for the destructions and killings they carried out in the Niger Delta, then Mid-West region, Lagos, Ore etc. etc.

Does the name Benjamin Adekunle a.k.a the Black Scorpion ring a bell? No apologies and no fvcks given.
4K you,I'm a proud Niger Delta and no fkn bloody propaganda from evil people can instigate us against our eastern comrades,etesiwaju afonja,keep on trying...
The Igbos voted for GEJ 100% in 2011 n 2014 but only you betraying afonja voted against GEJ 2014 and here you are telling the Niger Deltans the Igbos are their enemies,how outstanding!
And he is asking me if I know God! Go check the Word,He hates people who set peaceful brethren apart,like you afonjas are sweating profusely doing...
Abomination of a people.

We wished you were never part of the south
Politics › Re: Civil War: Ikpeazu Demands Apology Over Crimes Against Ndigbo by AfonjaConehead: 10:19am On Apr 24, 2021
lekki1444:
wee you keep kwayet ? during the biafran war the north was not involved. it was because of the proximity of yorubas to your region that only yoruba was used. it was benjamin adekunle the black scorpion that destroyed all of igbo land. him and obasanjo came to end it all. and the only battle you igbos won in that biafra agitation was led by a yoruba man who for some weird reason decided to take pity on you and fight on your side. all your biafran battles you lost. the only biafran battle you won was led by a yoruba man victor banjo. now lets fast forward to today, how many top igbo fighters in the world ? ZERO. but all the top fighters on the planet are yoruba
ANTHONY JOSHUA
ISRAEL ADEBANYA
KAMORU USMAN

bros its not by chest beating. keep kwayet when yoruba warrior is speaking

Politics › Re: Civil War: Ikpeazu Demands Apology Over Crimes Against Ndigbo by AfonjaConehead: 10:15am On Apr 24, 2021
orisa37:
I never say said baba. I say kura buhari.
Yes nah,so kosi problem,deal with,handle your Kura Baba whatever yourself,thank you
Politics › Re: Civil War: Ikpeazu Demands Apology Over Crimes Against Ndigbo by AfonjaConehead: 7:35am On Apr 24, 2021
orisa37:
civil-war-ikpeazu-demands-apology-over-crimes-against-ndigbo.


Ndigbo triggered The Civil war. They fired the first shot and are the TRIBAL CRIMINALS.

Ndigbo should faithfully join Yoruba NATION now to drive MACBAN back to FUTA DJALON.
The same Machan you myopic things brought upon everyone...shebi you all afonja were screaming sai Baba sai Baba back then!!!?
Politics › Re: Civil War: Ikpeazu Demands Apology Over Crimes Against Ndigbo by AfonjaConehead: 7:32am On Apr 24, 2021
flokii:
Is Aguiyi Ironsi from Niger Delta? NO

Why didn't he execute the coup plotters (pawns), instead he was treating them like kings in fake detention. The same Ironsi and Ojukwu (two Igbos) left the coup plotters to hang Niger Delta freedom fighters for declaring their own republic.
See how this one is sweating so hard just to put the Niger Deltans against the Igbos!!!!
You are so shameful!!!!!

God hates your types
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Evacuates All Soldiers From Military Camp In Niger by AfonjaConehead: 7:34pm On Apr 23, 2021
SLAP44:
cheesy grin grin

The once feared Nigerian army are now running with their tails between their legs when they saw their mates.

Their fall started when they started paying more attention to collecting money on the roads and brutalyzing innocent civilians. They should just sack them for failure, don't send them to southern areas where there is peace.
But in the east,they are Rambo grin
Tactical withdrawal ko,tiki Taka Takahashi no grin
Politics › Re: Ipob’s Full Blown War On Nigerian Police In The South East & The Silence Of St.. by AfonjaConehead: 7:31pm On Apr 23, 2021
360degreess:
That's the plain truth.But surprisingly you see most South Easterners supporting the killing of police by the ipobs,but they forgot that it will later affect them and their families.. That was how Boko Haram started in Borno by killing security personnels..
Receive sense,thank you
Politics › Re: Is Lagos State Wrong For Selling Seized Vehicles? by AfonjaConehead: 7:28pm On Apr 23, 2021
ipobarethieves:
sad Even though we have many mentally unstable drivers,best bet is to give dem ticket/fine dem NOT auction their car(s)
We are not talking about wheelbarrow,thank you. grin
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boys Bathing On A Burial Ground (Video) by AfonjaConehead: 7:13pm On Apr 23, 2021
Sure coneheads....grin
Health › Re: Okpaleke Doctors: 6 Nigerian Siblings Working As Medical Practitioners Go Viral by AfonjaConehead: 6:10pm On Apr 23, 2021
IpobAntidote:
No no no, more like we are fvcking all the Amakas, Chinelos and Biancas. The good lord knows that I have had my share of Yebo Punnas, I have fvcked so many it should be a crime. grin grin grin grin grin grin
The women can stay but the IPIG miscreants should move back to Biafuro and demand to be left alone. Then I will agree with them.
No way!! One naija for life!!!!
Lagos is no man's land... Connies and amala citizens can manage oshogbo n Ogbomosho baaaaahahahahahahhaahaaaaa!!!! grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Cant The South Become A Country ? by AfonjaConehead: 4:14pm On Apr 23, 2021
tollyboy5:
So we'll rather have a structured con3. And the capital would be IBADAN cheesy
How can brown roof be capital,haba!!!! grin grin grin
Health › Re: Okpaleke Doctors: 6 Nigerian Siblings Working As Medical Practitioners Go Viral by AfonjaConehead: 4:10pm On Apr 23, 2021
IpobAntidote:
[[s]quote author=franchasng post=101043122]Igbo mmamma nu oh grin

Igbo ekelem oh cheesy

Umu Chineke cool



That's why we are asking for Biafra, not that we hate Hausa-Fulanis, we only hate their way of life and wickedness to other humans.....not that we hate Yorubas, we only hate their treacherous, backstabbing and cowardly way of life politically, but cherish their love for peace and harmony......not that we hate Hausa-Fulanis but we do not love their extreme Islamic religious doctrines that make them act irrational and brutal towards other none-Muslims......not that we hate Muslims.....we only hate their hatred for western education, civilisation and freedom of worship......not that we hate Muslims, we only hate the fact that they encourage violence and condone violence which leads to killing of vulnerable people everyday and their inability to tolerate other religions.



Not that we hate Hausa-Fulanis, we only hate their hatred for fairness, equity and merit.


This is why we are asking for Nigeria to peacefully allow Biafra go and build their dream country or allow Nigeria co-exist as a united nation of nations just like the United Kingdom made up of - England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales with each of the independent nations having their full independence but we can then operate under the Nigerian umbrella to enjoy the robust population benefits and strong national defense.


Nigeria is not working the way it is.....Yorubas must rise up above partisan politics of using other tribes to shine and call a spade a spade by joining Igbos to put pressure on wicked Hausa-Fulanis to allow Nigeria restructure completely or divide peacefully, the time is NOW!! cool[/s]

You don't like their ways, yet the moment you sabi walk, you are running to the SW or North.
Grand delusional and confusion must be in your tribe's DNA.

If you are serious, all of you should move back to your evil jungle first then asked to be left alone. Common sense and logic dictates that.
They ain't going anywhere...they will continue to stay anywhere they like and marry and fkK all your beautiful women grin
Health › Re: Okpaleke Doctors: 6 Nigerian Siblings Working As Medical Practitioners Go Viral by AfonjaConehead: 4:05pm On Apr 23, 2021
grin grin grin grin

Politics › Re: How State Govts Cheat Oil-Producing Communities In Use Of 13% Derivation Fund by AfonjaConehead: 4:02pm On Apr 23, 2021
Amaechi2023:
instead of holding their govt accountable, they prefer to parade themselves on Twitter looking for which Savage comments best insults Buhari.
despite the massive allocations going to their states and them having lesser population/workforce and even small landmass.

Edo, Delta, bayelsa are not half the development of Kano and kaduna state.
watin I dey talk sef?
even maiduguri is far better than the afformentioned state despite insurgency.

tomorrow cultist head for portharcourt go touch small, then them go kill one full family, instead of holding their governor wike accountable, they still prefer to blame buhari for deploying military to portharcourt to checkmate their excesses.
Continue dey blame buhari and north make una governor's dey loot una steady.
debt profile of states above 50% According to DMO is dominated by southern states especially that Western own that claims to be the most educated.
Quota system alumajiri, nobody stops you from taking 100% of everything you produce,shebi you enjoy the solid minerals in your own region alone,why giraffing other people!?
Say no to quota system,say no to bitterness,nagode?
Politics › Re: How State Govts Cheat Oil-Producing Communities In Use Of 13% Derivation Fund by AfonjaConehead: 3:58pm On Apr 23, 2021
Liposure:
Hmmm..Very unfair, after collecting federal allocation
Deeply concerned afonja grin
Politics › Re: Issa Pantami Not Resigning More Win For NNAMDI KANU by AfonjaConehead: 3:55pm On Apr 23, 2021
Monogamy:
That your question should be directed to Northerners
And you are very busy, holding forte for and defending same northerners,what a human being!!!!
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man, Omotola Hassan Caught With Cocaine In India by AfonjaConehead: 3:27pm On Apr 23, 2021
Just three pages!!!!
Let it be Okoro and you will see coneheaded structures everywhere messing amonia gas.. grin
Pets › Re: See The Nigerian Rottweiler That Understands Yoruba (Photos, Video) by AfonjaConehead: 8:17pm On Apr 21, 2021
Hmmm interesting...so it's safe now to say that's a conehead doggy grin

Lzaa bia o
Politics › Re: Bandits Attack Military Camp In Zazzaga, Niger State. Set Vehicles On Fire by AfonjaConehead: 5:27pm On Apr 21, 2021
They are rather looking for cockroaches in the east...what a shame
Politics › Re: Are The Old Midwest More Aligned To South East Or South West by AfonjaConehead: 8:09pm On Apr 20, 2021
kalu61:
Midwest is mixture of people from South West e.g Kogi has yorubas, Benue has people from SE, Nasarawa has hausa. Aside, they are smaller ethnic groups scattered in the Midwest just like in Niger Delta. Remember, Geo political zones was invented for political reasons likewise state and local government.

Even though it's difficult to say which angle the Midwest will align, their hearts are more in South than north. Religion wise and cultural wise, you can see the angle they are tilted towards.

I don't see then aligning, rather agitate for their own independence.
Nna read very well and understand nahhhh.
Politics › Re: IPOB Agitation Is Justified Because Of Ill-treatment - Bianca Ojukwu by AfonjaConehead: 8:06pm On Apr 20, 2021
Coneheaded structures are on their way...
Sports › Re: Ed Woodward Has Resigned As Chairman Of Manchester United. by AfonjaConehead: 8:02pm On Apr 20, 2021
Whoever brought up the bloody super bloody league idea deserves serious koboko angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: Idris Deby Is Dead, Killed As A Result Of Injuries Suffered On The Frontline by AfonjaConehead: 12:31pm On Apr 20, 2021
And one vegetable always run away to London even over constipation....
The vegetable used to be the spokesman for boko haram do he is culpable

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