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RomanceRe: Ladies, What If You Caught Your FIANCÉ Cheating With A Guy? by AfricanApple(f): 4:42pm On Dec 07, 2014
i will join them, i heard three.some is da bomb tongue
CelebritiesRe: A Nairalander And His Twin... Meet Us!!! by AfricanApple(f): 2:02pm On Dec 07, 2014
Freest:
Hm,mm... Well, monkey nor fine e mama like am. So u telling me all dose dem gurls hv been deceiving me all this whilehuh
grin grin grin
no mind dem joor, u fine wella. dem just dey jealousy u
FamilyRe: Facebook Love Went Awry, Please Advise A Youngman by AfricanApple(f): 12:56pm On Dec 07, 2014
coogar:
i hope he gets found & castrated for even whining. he was chopping a cute woman without paying her brideprice....instead of him to thank his stars that he didn't collide with magün while climbing her, he's still moaning about what was never his....

what kinda weak men are out there these days?
hey, what is wrong with u undecided if u are a judge eh, criminals are dead on arrivalshocked see what are typing, ah!






@op, tell him that anger and vengeance is a man's worst enemy. he will only end up hurting himself the more. i'm sure he still have loads of sperm in his sperm bank, we all get used at a point in our lives, we just have to learn from those bitter experiences.
FamilyRe: 26 Things That Happen When You Grow Up In An African house by AfricanApple(f): 12:14am On Dec 07, 2014
Livingwalker:
your own na chicken lap you are very lucky
....mine was head of the fowl I no use that one play at all if no head no chicken be that ooo grin bt I dey feel you
grin grin grin
FamilyRe: 26 Things That Happen When You Grow Up In An African house by AfricanApple(f): 12:04am On Dec 07, 2014
nickz:
lmao.............. just reminded me of my fathers beating.....if he slaps you and you form boss/strongman or you act like you didn't feel itgrin
never really understood ibo that timehuh
alll dawned on me not too long ago
he would say "so you are forming teminator for me nicholas,i gbago dimkpa right??"
after this statement you had to follow this rules if you wanted to survive

Rule 1:don't try to run
Rule 2:maintain maximum eye to eye contact
Rule 3:don't try to call my mums name while begging (my mother will from nowhere plant 2 "saddam hussein type bomb" slaps on your cheek)
Rule 4:don't shout too much...complicates things
Rule 5:always stay on his left hand side(he's left-handed so the force of the slap won't be that heavy if you position well
Rule6:if he's using a cane and it falls off his hand,act very fast;pick it up and hand it over to him ASAP
Rule7:don't anticipate "the end"...........the end might be 2 weeks later
I can't stop laughing, che I grin grin
RomanceRe: Is It Good To Wash Your Girl,wife,guy Or Husband Undies?? by AfricanApple(f): 10:45pm On Dec 06, 2014
KingTom:
Mo nifee rẹ grin
just as u love thousands sad
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: ♥ December Born♥ ⇴ let's meet here by AfricanApple(f): 10:43pm On Dec 06, 2014
REB3L:
hey Apple.... two days to go till the big day bah grin
yes ooooo, I'm so happy

cheesy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: The Best Of The Atheists In Nairaland So Far by AfricanApple(f): 10:29pm On Dec 06, 2014
Mynd44:
I will tell you in private after I hold tour bossom


You na
that is what they call ashewo kobo kobo

mynd44 mynd yourself o and stop dreaming undecided

my spiritual self in the underwater realm? huh
RomanceRe: Lets Talk About The "Green Light" by AfricanApple(f): 10:20pm On Dec 06, 2014
AgapeCharis:
ur point doesn't rule out d fact that there is such a thing as greenlight. In most cases, we feel nothing romantic for d one showing d greenlight.
I'm not arguing that there's such thing but its not as common as u guys think. as far as I know, a lady crushing on u will likely hide it (not all but only a few will show it) so u see most of the times u get the wrong signals
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by AfricanApple(f): 10:15pm On Dec 06, 2014
Veeey:
I'm having issues with my system and memory card (on phone).

Please bear with me. If I am unable to send it by 2mao evening, then I'd hopefully do that on Monday.
alright no qualms, just thought I should remind u in case u have forgotten

how is work and hope u are good
RomanceRe: Lets Talk About The "Green Light" by AfricanApple(f): 2:29pm On Dec 06, 2014
seriously speaking, guys get it wrong most of the time, they mistake friendly speech, smile and gestures for green lights

the koko is that just like op said, your mind might just be the one playing games with your heads and this is so because u actually want her to show u some green light

thats why i dont play or joke with guys anyhow, i maintain my level always
FamilyRe: Curcumcision Of Female Children by AfricanApple(f): 1:43pm On Dec 06, 2014
if i catch anybody near my child to do such thing to her eh, i will cut your own before u get started angry
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by AfricanApple(f): 11:45am On Dec 06, 2014
dear veeey, sil vou plait, dont forget moi o. its weekend already cheesy

missing u thou
Christianity EtcRe: The Best Of The Atheists In Nairaland So Far by AfricanApple(f): 11:34am On Dec 06, 2014
Mynd44:
This is interesting
just tell us what u are and stop fronting undecided i personally want to know

Mynd44:
I will gladly pack yours cheesy
tah!!!
who go give u? tongue
Christianity EtcRe: The Best Of The Atheists In Nairaland So Far by AfricanApple(f): 9:41am On Dec 06, 2014
honourhim:
bra open up na. why you dey hide. grin
shocked dem dey use mynd44 pack breas.t? grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Best Of The Atheists In Nairaland So Far by AfricanApple(f): 9:39am On Dec 06, 2014
KingTom:
He is
perhaps he is a humanist
RomanceRe: Ladies Get In Here!! See Nigeria's Sexiest Male In His Underwear !! by AfricanApple(f): 9:38am On Dec 06, 2014
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: ♥ December Born♥ ⇴ let's meet here by AfricanApple(f): 9:35am On Dec 06, 2014
[quote author=blaze89 post=28635529][/quote]thanks

REB3L hi
Christianity EtcRe: The Best Of The Atheists In Nairaland So Far by AfricanApple(f): 9:33am On Dec 06, 2014
Mynd44:
when did I become an Athesist?
but your posts on religious section shows u might be one.


if u are not an atheist, then what are u? cos u are definitely not a christian undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Do You Control Rising Manliness In Public? by AfricanApple(f): 12:35am On Dec 06, 2014
Exjoker:
Only premature guy's dick do rise in public
seriously?
RomanceRe: What Is It With Girls Lying About Their Age And Virginity? by AfricanApple(f): 10:27pm On Dec 05, 2014
op must be 15 yrs old else u won't be here talking about this so seriously. 13yrs old fa. even if she lied she cant be more than 2 or 3 years older than that age
FamilyRe: Top 10.5 Must Have Qualities For Women. by AfricanApple(f): 9:45pm On Dec 05, 2014
crackhaus:
You will be a virtuous and submissive wife, say amen!
amen to the 'former' I reject the later

grin
that's is why u have to know who u are marrying
FamilyRe: If You..... by AfricanApple(f): 9:15pm On Dec 05, 2014
lmao grin

this life sha
Christianity EtcRe: The Best Of The Atheists In Nairaland So Far by AfricanApple(f): 9:12pm On Dec 05, 2014
mynd44
RomanceRe: Is It Good To Wash Your Girl,wife,guy Or Husband Undies?? by AfricanApple(f): 9:09pm On Dec 05, 2014
KingTom:
aFricanApple grin
abi o n lala ni
FamilyRe: Top 10.5 Must Have Qualities For Women. by AfricanApple(f): 9:08pm On Dec 05, 2014
crackhaus:
Lol...okay then.



I understand.


Very smart of you to be skeptical, no need trying to convince you here on the internet regarding that then grin


I knew you meant it figuratively, my subsequent explanation also fits.

I don't go sexing women up and down, get it? grin



To be honest, I've never even used the word during a conversation with a woman outside NL.
I know the word upsets a lot of you females here, so I'm not surprised you think I'm obsessed with it cos I consistently peach it.

A woman still has to be submissive to her husband though. wink
u no just wan gree sha grin
anyhow na, everybody with hin own.
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why You Should Get Married Early. by AfricanApple(f): 9:02pm On Dec 05, 2014
Eberex:
all this kin post sef undecided
for me I just open such threads to read comments.
FamilyRe: Top 10.5 Must Have Qualities For Women. by AfricanApple(f): 8:33pm On Dec 05, 2014
crackhaus:
Okay you both lead each other to the lord's kingdom, but first to earthly eternal ecstasy wink

But I'm pretty sure he'll be doing more of the leading...and protecting.
it could be the other way round u know, but however it works for a couple is the couple's biz
all I want u to know is dat submitting to one's husband is not a do or die affair.
but it is a no no for me unless say u be undertaker grin

oya make we leave am like that. no need disturbing my brains too much with marriage issues now. better things to do uhn smiley


Would you rather disregard your husband over such trivial things than obeying him that one time, then having a talk afterwards so you can both come to a compromise?
he can not always have his way, dats not possible. one thing is that I will not do to my man what I dont want him to do to me. if I tell him not to do something (especially what i feel is not right) and he doesn't, why won't I listen to him if he does the same but like I said, we can't both always have our ways. hope u understand what I'm trying to say here

MizM yColi usually says, I quote and concur:
Wisdom is profitable to direct...


Well I'm not most men, trust me.

I usually come off as having an intense and serious demeanor around strangers in real life, that's what the ones who ended up acquaintances or friends say about our first encounter subsequently.
For a lady to have that much control over me, she has to be superbly stunning...as in, drop dead gorgeous. But even in such cases, I still manage to keep up my cool predisposition...I may get carried away for a bit, but I still can't be seen slipping or not in control of myself around the most sexy woman.
u are beginning to make me fall harder tongue but like u always say, people say one thing on the internet and do the opposite in reality

So yes I was being truthful...I don't go around sniffing poosies, never have and never will - believe that grin
I didn't mean literally smelling poosies, I mean most men likes sex like its a ticket to heaven, and they can't just keep to one sex partner, they go for it up and down. u see, that makes them 'a dog brain'


Lmao...I'm innocent.

I have never broken any woman's heart, at least from my perspective - I'd like to keep that record clean gringrin
embarassed embarassed



let me also ask u one question why are u so obsessed with this submissiveness of a thing
RomanceRe: Ladies Get In Here!! See Nigeria's Sexiest Male In His Underwear !! by AfricanApple(f): 7:53pm On Dec 05, 2014
EroticAngelina:
I think i just released...
make your bobo catch u say u dey erupt untop another guy picture grin
RomanceRe: Ladies Get In Here!! See Nigeria's Sexiest Male In His Underwear !! by AfricanApple(f): 7:51pm On Dec 05, 2014
kristina1:
Yeah bt some have temper issues.
shocked naija people no go kill person grin



I never hear dat one before o
RomanceRe: Ladies Get In Here!! See Nigeria's Sexiest Male In His Underwear !! by AfricanApple(f): 7:50pm On Dec 05, 2014
VickyyB:
Yes. The ruggedness of his face is hot not like pretty men. smiley
lolzz, pretty men is a turn off then?

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