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herald9:
Who be this caseless sef...

if you're truly caseless how u go take hold nd protect dis Apple?

forget o, he has a strong vice to protect me

eminentme:
silly you, were u taught 'domestic' animals while in pry sch?

wow!! u admit that u will marry and eff a dog! how pathetic.

this is inanity at its peak

Zeemoor:
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You share my Bae's birthday [/size]


I wish you a happy birthday, AfricanApple
May you get the best of everything in life

really?

o je ko son owo birthday o

missberrypop5 and rapsainot, u see the way I grab those cakes

MrCork:
....is she light skin?

lolzzzzz

light skin ko, yellow skin ni


drop your wishes joor

*jumping up in happiness* in Akon's voice 'I'm so excited'

mehn, its not easy to be alive today where so many are dead. I have the Almighty to thank for this.
I did not only add one more year but I added many more joys and fulfilment.

to top it all nairalanders are making my day boom!!!!!!!!!! love you guys

to my birthday mates, I wish u guys long long life and prosperity! we rock mehn




caseless Darling

eminentme:
the bottom line is, Nigerians girls HATE the truth. you bcom a fool if u decide to be nice and sincere. well as for me, I will never in my life,tell an aorta of truth to any Nigerian girl cos they love lies,its embedded in their DNA. they deserve to be treated like dogs that they are.

is it not a shame that you wine dine live with dogs? is it not a shame that you talk to/with with dogs? is it not a shame that you will eventually marry and eff a dog? you do all these things with dogs, pls tell me exactly what that makes you?




















people be thinking through their balls

I don't even like all those dramatic ish about proposal. I've been dating u for say 3 years or less, wouldnt I have known if there is a plan of we getting together?

so we have to act some nollywood movie before I know where my position is with u?

no dramas pls

dechandel:

Even if you've been straffing for years before you got married

Honeymoon is a must
They didnt construct all those exotic buildings in Paris for nothing
Even Obudu Cattle ranch sef

they are not for honeymoon, they are for better things

u don't have to create a timetable for it na, just say it whenever your mind says u should

what kind of a boy is that that calls himself a man. he cannot go against his people? who doesn't care about the feeling others? this is stupidity on both the guy himself and the woman's family. a wedding is cancelled twice, no action? mtcheeeeeew

I bin think say na better thing I go see sef.

all these pikins can cry eh

its funny how people come online looking for love. why look for love in the first place sef

your perception is wrong, that is not what is hindering men from proposing yo you
you really have to check yourself, perhaps you looking old already.
and maybe u are the type that push men away like someone said. concentrate on this:

Tallesty1:
I think i gotta elaborate on this.

Pushing men away here doesn't mean yelling at them to stay the Bleep off.

Submitting your body easily pushes men away.

Indecent exposure pushes men away.

Weird hair-styles, too much make up and use of fake materials like, nails and lashes pushes men away.

Wanting too many things pushes men away.

Forcing yourself into a dress that is meant for a 3yrs old just to appear sexy pushes men away.

Too much paintings pushes men away.

Then how do you present?

If you don't have the aura of a responsible woman when you walk on the street or anywhere then you are on your own.


NDEWO

he nailed it


tallesty1 I feel so elated with your lovely birthday lines. thanks so much dear. I'm honoured to have it [i] imprinted[/I] in your diary.
let me not derail for now, will see u later

I wish I can stop wearing bra all together. that thing is a prison





mind u its not a new trend, or dis u just hot puberty like Marie asked?

so so true, especially the 'I need a cook' and 'bear children' yet they rant if they think a woman wants to marry them for money.

dont do unto others what you don't want them to do to you

sometimes this sort of thing could be difficult to find out as the mind of a human is farther than heaven. they tell u what they want u to know

its unfortunate that these mentalities trends among our naija guys. we don't have to wonder why a lots of home are not in peace

unibenstudent1:
Do they give scholarship for booking space and been on front page?

maybe they think it would earn them moderatorship

hian! romance is dat what pecking signifies

see how guys are denying they don't send PMS, who kon dey send all those ones wey we dey see

samflexxy:
happy birthday dear


I'll be back with my gift later lemme sleep first

https://www.nairaland.com/2033871/happy-birthday-africanapple#28685335
thanks dear

dre11:
Around what time u dey ask.. ...

It's not midnight Nah





I Don small Nah...... That's why u no see me

u no know before

no even sleep o, by 12a.m it would be my bday

KingTom:
your own is special

yinmu

VickyyB:
That's the koko if they're both hot.
Guys we dey do 3somes nkor?

funny girl

Johnfavour:
u are such a badt gal

no be my fault jare

lofty900:
wrong,brides should wear wateva they want on their weddings but they shouldn't pretend to b wat they aint

but they aren't pretending to be what they are not. white is just their choice.
those who have done their traditional wedding and have gotten kids for their hubby still wear white, so what's d pretense there. white is just a color, it doesn't signify any yeye purity

crackhaus:

I'm gonna stop arguing with u so thats what u use to plan eh

Dozie730:
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bia, come and translate these jargons

Caseless:
u gals are guilty of this- u take every gesture for green-light. *coughs*

u are right but u know dat most of the times, guys do all that because they really wanna have something to do with a lady, so it makes us confuse it for a guy who has no such intentions

dre11:
Nah only him u see

I bin no see u jare wetin u still dey do

caseless, ina ka ke

crackhaus:
I would have gladly joined you cos I love to take digs at these ladies and watch them rattle up as always...

op even said white means purity in the eyes of the lord
if u see such thing next time pls go and pull off the dress