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you know what everyone would say

Davotee:
Abeg Madam Na Which Kain Beating Dey Make Breast Fall? Teach Me Biko, Thanks In Advance.

Beat her till her breast falls

Twaci:
Maggi N10?

Dafuq?

so 10naira Maggi is not enough for you to cook soup? Jesus! you wan dey use stick waka at the age of 40?

SSpeter:
Soup is having a soapy taste....like soda soap....

The ogbono must have stayed too long, that's why it tasted like that and didn't draw

gidan kashi

every disappointment

maoweidong:
I'll just tell her " you were my cup of tea,I'm drinking champagne now".

hmmmmmmmmmmn

saintloveren:
my weekend is all about movies!!! holding d dstv remote, telemundo, playstation, food, drinks, browsing, and watching of football, i dont have sex on weekends and i will never. "weekend is all abt fun and watching movies till dawn.

even when you are married

Na mouth some people just dey make sha. by the time the guy come with honey quoted mouth, mixed with plenty spices, they will give in without fight

Tallesty1:
If I catch you generalizing again, I will pluck the Apple in ur moniker and eat it and you will be left with only African.

hope you remember what apple did to the first man on earth.

tallest, are you telling me your last break up was your fault?

RadicallyBlunt:
The funny thing is that ppl won't say what they did wrong. Its on their ex they will put all the blame. There's only one girl I really appreciate in my lifetime of being a man. -Tope in ijebu..selfless and thinks of what she would help you with rather than what u would do 4 her. Un4tunately, her parents selected a husband for her and I had to quit. All others are just ambitionless liabilities. Girls i no say make u quote me o, I no dey search for now.

you are very correct. everyone will always shift the blame on the other person. which is wrong else how are you going to make your next relationship work when you are not ready to accept you made mistakes.

@bolded, nobody was coming to apply, so, don't flatter yourself

Tallesty1:
That Matthew guy is wicked.




My ex wouldn't even think about coming back if she was still single cause she know me wella but if at all she comes back.

I would simply tell her that I can't replace my present with my past. It doesn't make sense and would never happen.


No need to insult her cause she used to be everything that I needed.

hmmmmm, How is she a past when she wants to come back. we all grow everyday, she would be older, wiser and more matured

lolzz, I've heard of ex's who broke up many times and ended up marrying each other.
I think it depends on the foundation of the break up

Konji don wipe all the common sense wey dey the mumu brain. This is exactly the kind of answer they need.

So, if you are thinking of calling your ex to patch things up, do have a change of mind uhn.

I saw this on facebook and was

Fulaman198:
Not every man can do that due to some factors.
1. It seems like a very homosexual act (no offence to homosexuals)
2. Some men may not have the necessary size
3. It may not be able to go up

Lmao indeed

not having sex with you= to not romantic? how shameful. the way to cope with it is to just give yourself the blow jab you want

MrsPhyno:
Well I mean in Naija they have the obvious physical stereotypes

Igbo's are fair, muscular, hairy
Yorubas are bootylicious (for the women), dark, short(?)
Hausas are tall and dark and slim
Fulanis are tall and fair-ish and slim

So if you're a fair dude who's hairy people may just assume you're Igbo until proven otherwise.

who says Fulani and igbos are light skinned? that's a pure lie

Paretomaster:
girman..kujerar ki Gimbiya...aiki ne yayi mini yawa..

toh ba damuwa

Paretomaster:
sha ruwa da yawa lokaci zuwa lokaci...

moiking na the answer be this.

Mr. lecturer, why disappearing and appearing

Emdee590:
Drink a lot of water often

The Hausa version please

paretomaster

Moiking:
lol

mei yasa ka na dariya

kaycii1:
obe street ikeja lagos..35

Ikeja? but i heard you telling someone the other day that you live in yaba

ebrochukwu:
We won what?

the lottery na

belloabdulrazaq:
but is too early 4 her 2 shout we cuz she sound more like she want an eualty

but it want too early when she was encouraging him and giving him backbone

belloabdulrazaq:
naija guys dey try 4 them babes abeg

tahhhj! na very few dey try. see as all of them dey shout 'I won' now. if na better pikin e go follow the babe shout 'we won'

Nikkyparadise:
#I ready for U walllaii

#Happy preparingg

you see why I hate you? because you have trouble in you, now you are waiting for me to come and look for that trouble. stop waiting and go and sell your market

Nikkyparadise:
u don start abi

I never start yet, I just dey prepare

shai! Naija guys na stinginess go kill una. we won ni o

you should sleep seperately, like you on the floor she on the bed or vice versa