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Please... Your grammar is wrong. It is---> EVERYONE I know HAVEN'T. "Everyone" is plural. Take note

NEIGHBOUR:
You are indeed wrong. ' everyone' is a singular noun and goes with singular verb, e.g Everyone has gone and not 'Everyone have gone' . Ask ur English Teacher and Google is ur friend.

My neighbour abeg help me tell am ooo, abi you feel say I never graduate from university Bros na masters degree we dey on now oooo.

Who has received the JAMB mock message?
Cos everyone I know hasn't

Who has received the JAMB mock message?
Cos everyone I know hasn't

The JAMB mock examination for 2018 has been scheduled to hold on 26th February, 2018 as indicated on your mock e-slip.

Going by some questions we have received from candidates concerning the mock examination, we have decided to clarify some issues concerning it. So below are 12 things you should know about the JAMB mock exam...

1. The JAMB Mock Exam is not compulsory
2. The reason for the JAMB mock examination is only to give you an idea on what the JAMB CBT feels like.
3. The mock exam is not a requirement to write the main exam. So that you did not participate in the mock exam does not mean you are not qualified to write the main exam.
4. The result of the mock exam will NOT be added to the result of the main examination.
5. If you earlier indicated interest to write the mock exam and later changed your mind, there is no problem at all. JAMB will not penalize you for that. You will still write the main JAMB exam like every other registered candidate.
6. The questions that will appear during the Mock exam are not necessarily the questions that will appear during the main exam.
7. The mock Exam is expected to start 7:00am at the various centers. Though there will be different sessions.
8. There will be no MAKE UP test if you miss the mock exam.
9. For the mock examination, candidates’ venue will be within the state they registered for their 2018 UTME.
10. You are expected to come to the mock exam centre with a copy of your JAMB mock examination slip or printout
11. Bags, mobile phones, calculators and other electronic devices are not allowed in the examination centre.
12. Ensure you take breakfast, and arrive your centre early. Also hold some extra cash in case of the unexpected.
13. Please note that the mock examination is absolutely FREE! Do not pay any money to any CBT Centre for anything

https://schoolnewsng.com/things-know-about-jamb-mock-exam/

We're pleased to inform you that the JAMB Mock Examination Slips for 2018 are now being distributed via Email by JAMB. Those who registered for 2018 UTME and selected to write the Mock Exam, using their correct email addresses should get it delivered to them in the coming days.

Remember that JAMB had slated the Mock Exam to hold on Monday, 26th Feb, 2018, while the Main UTME is expected to begin as from 9th March, 2018.

Those who indicated interest to write the Mock, and are yet to receive any email from JAMB can try login into their JAMB profile online to see if access has been granted to them to print the slip. If you have been granted access, please come back here and share with others, so you can guide us.

Feel free to share your Mock Exam Slip as a comment under this post. You can also attach a screenshot if you wish.
If you did not indicate interest to write the Mock Exam, you should not worry. Myschool.com will create a LIVE Mock Exam thread, where you can follow all the event on the Mock Exam Day. It would seem as if you actually went for the exam, as students will be reporting issues happening Nationwide.

https://myschool.ng/news/jamb-begins-emailing-mock-exam-slips-for-2018-utme

Because lala see iamboob as username, they guy no gree paste my own,

He chose boobs over Africabest

[/b]By now, we're sure you all know that the JAMB Mock Exam for the 2017 UTME has been confirmed to hold on February 26th, 2018.

Many UTME candidates seem not to know if they are qualified to partake in the mock examination or not.
Let’s quickly clear the confusion so you know if you are qualified or not.

In as much as a lot of you would like to write the Mock Exam, not everyone is entitled to write it.
If you did not select to write the exam during registration, you are simply not qualified to partake in the mock examination.

Also, if you are unable to print you mock exam slip or get a notification from JAMB concerning the mock exam schedule; it equally means you are not qualified for the mock exam.

Whatever be the case, you do not have anything to worry about. You can have same mock exam experience by downloading and practicing with the JAMB CBT Mobile App , JAMB CBT Software for Computer Systems or by using the Free Online JAMB CBT Exam Platform

I believe this has helped to clear the confusion. However, if you have any more questions concerning the mock exam, please post it as a comment so the community can help you.

https://myschool.ng/news/how-to-know-if-you-are-qualified-for-jamb-mock-exam-2018

Olosho

Not d same people, I have seen this two pictures b4....
The one on bikini abi pant and bra, has a tattoo on her hands and shoulder.

Anyway what do I know

The January transfer window slammed shut on Wednesday after a frantic month of activity during which Barcelona completed the biggest deal by signing Philippe Coutinho from Liverpool and Premier League clubs spent heavily across the board.

Take a look at the biggest transfer deals in Europe’s major leagues.

ENGLAND

The Premier League clubs’ purchasing power was evident again in January but unusually the big money went on defenders.

Early in the window, Liverpool made Virgil van Dijk the world’s most expensive defender by splashing out a world record £75 million ($106 million) to sign the Dutchman from Southampton.

Liverpool badly needed more quality in their back line but the improvement in the squad was undermined by the departure of Brazil attacking midfielder Coutinho to Barcelona for a transfer fee reported at about £142 million.

Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has also not been afraid to spend big on defenders - his signing of French centre-half Aymeric Laporte from Athletic Bilbao for a club record fee of £57 million means they have spent more than £200 million on defenders and a keeper since the end of last season.

City lost out on some attacking talent, though, with Chile forward Alexis Sanchez, long linked with a move to The Etihad, opting instead to join rivals Manchester United with Armenia midfielder Henrikh Mkhitaryan moving the opposite way.

City also failed to agree a deal with Leicester City for midfielder Riyad Mahrez.

While Arsenal fans were disappointed to see Sanchez go, the London club splashed out a club-record transfer fee to sign Gabon striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang for a reported £65 million from Borussia Dortmund.

They also got a pleasant surprise when Germany midfielder Mesut Ozil signed a new contract until 2021, though their France striker Olivier Giroud was shipped out to rivals Chelsea.

Tottenham Hotspur were also active on deadline day, signing Brazilian winger Lucas Moura from Paris St Germain for £25 million.

SPAIN

Barcelona will feel the most pleased of all the Liga sides with their January transfer business after capturing coveted playmaker Coutinho for a club record £142 million and signing Colombia defender Yerry Mina.

The signings of Coutinho, 25, from Liverpool and Mina, 23, from Palmeiras will rejuvenate Ernesto Valverde’s ageing squad and buttress his already brilliant side, which has an 11-point lead in the table and look destined to win a 25th league title.

Cup-tied Coutinho cannot help Barca in the Champions League but the Brazilian already looks to be on the same page as Lionel Messi and Luis Suarez and has been praised by team mates for his early performances, with Gerard Pique saying he has “Barca DNA”.

Colombian defender Mina, 23, was signed as a direct replacement for the departing Javier Mascherano, who is 10 years his senior, while Barca have temporarily cut loose inconsistent winger Gerard Deulofeu, loaning him to Premier League Watford.

Champions Real Madrid have strangely not boosted their squad to help their crumbling campaign, with coach Zinedine Zidane saying he did not want new signings despite his side sitting in fourth place an embarrassing 19 points adrift of Barca.

The Frenchman’s stance may have blocked a move for Spain goalkeeper Kepa Arrizabalaga who according to local media had passed a medical with Real and was on the verge of a move but eventually signed a new contract with Athletic Bilbao.

Bilbao made their most expensive sale ever with French defender Laporte moving to Manchester City for €65 million and then swiped Inigo Martinez from local rivals Real Sociedad for 32 million.

Barca’s closest title challengers Atletico Madrid made no high profile signings in January but got a huge lift with Spain forwards Diego Costa and Vitolo able to play after the ban on the club registering new players expired.

Costa has added extra aggression to their underperforming attack although he has also reminded Atletico of his infamous problems with fitness and discipline, getting sent off on his full debut and sustaining a muscle problem later in January.

Perhaps the most eye-catching moves, however, saw Saudi Arabia’s Fahad Al-Muwallad, Yahia Al-Shehri and Salem Al Dawsari join Levante, Leganes and Villarreal respectively as part of an agreement between La Liga and the Arab state’s authorities.

ITALY

Serie A clubs largely stayed out of the transfer window in another indication of their relatively limited spending power.

The main moves were outwards with AS Roma selling full back Emerson Palmieri to Chelsea for around €22 million and Genoa letting 16-year-old prodigy Pietro Pellegri leave for AS Monaco for slightly more, according to Italian media.

Roma forward Edin Dzeko was also the subject of speculation over a move to Chelsea, with every game reported as being possibly his last, but that move fell through.

Neither of the leading pair, Napoli and Juventus, made any signings although the former had been chasing Sassuolo winger Matteo Politano.

AC Milan, having splurged €230 million in the summer, spent nothing at all in January after UEFA rejected the club’s request to waive its breakeven “Financial Fair Play” rules under a so-called voluntary agreement.

UEFA cited “uncertainties in relation to the financing of the loans to be paid back in October 2018 and the financial guarantees provided by the main shareholder.”

Neighbours Inter Milan, also being monitored by UEFA over the breakeven rule, had warned beforehand that there would be no spending spree on their part.

Their only signings were Brazilian midfielder Rafinha and Argentine defender Lisandro Lopez on loan from Barcelona and Benfica respectively. They also chased Paris St Germain midfielder Javier Pastore without success.

Underachieving Portuguese Euro 2016 winner Joao Mario was loaned out to West Ham United and forward Gabriel Barbosa to Santos, the club he arrived from 18 months ago, although the Brazilian had already been on loan at Benfica.

“We can do better by making sure that our players play to their potential,” said Inter coach Luciano Spalletti. “That gets over difficult moments.”

GERMANY

The sale of Borussia Dortmund striker Aubameyang to Arsenal for £56 million ($79 million) dwarfed any signings made by Bundesliga clubs, again showing the remarkable spending power of their English counterparts.

The biggest buys by Bundesliga sides were Dortmund’s €21.5-million capture of Switzerland defender Manuel Akanji from FC Basel, and Germany forward Sandro Wagner’s move to Bayern Munich from Hoffenheim for €13 million.

Wagner, 30, began his career at Bayern and returned after a 10-year absence, having played at half a dozen clubs, all in the Bundesliga.

In a similar move, another veteran striker, Mario Gomez, returned to his first club VfB Stuttgart nine years after departing.

Dortmund, who are sixth in the table and 19 points behind leaders Bayern, were the most active team, also signing Michy Batshuayi on loan from Chelsea while defenders Marc Bartra and Neven Subotic both left.

Most other clubs forked out one or two million euros at most while RB Leipzig, Hoffenheim, Hertha Berlin, Borussia Moenchengladbach, Bayer Leverkusen, FC Augsburg and Hamburg SV spent nothing at all.

Dutch midfielder Nigel de Jong, a player with a bruising reputation, signed for Mainz 05 at the age of 33 and the same club also signed Nigerian Anthony Ujah from Liaoning FC.

FRANCE

It was a relatively quiet transfer window in France, where Paris St Germain did not follow up their extraordinary activity in the summer when they sent shockwaves through the sport with the €222-million capture of Brazil forward Neymar.

PSG, who are under UEFA pressure to abide by financial fair play rules, netted a reported €28 million ($35 million) when they sold Brazil winger Moura to Tottenham Hotspur, as the Premier League continued to attract Ligue 1 players.

The capital side did, however, recruit former France midfielder Lassana Diarra after he ended his contract with Al Jazira.

Monaco’s habit of selling off their talented players continued when they pocketed €22 million for striker Guido Carrillo, who joined Southampton.

The principality team, who in recent years have shown a good eye for promising players, poached 16-year-old Pietro Pellegri, who in September became the youngest player to score twice in a Serie A game, from Genoa on a “long-term” deal.

Elsewhere, France international Clement Grenier ended his contract with Lyon to join Ligue 1 rivals En Avant Guingamp.

Troubled St Etienne signed former France internationals Yann Mvila, after his contract ended at Rubin Kazan, and Mathieu Debuchy from Arsenal.

The question remains, how well will they adapt to the team and how soon will their impact be felt .....

http://www.firstpost.com/sports/january-transfer-window-premier-league-clubs-splash-cash-but-philippe-coutinhos-move-to-barcelona-trumps-all-4330069.html

It was been on the news for long,
it has even turned into a scandal,
it has made people confused,
It has a hastag #freethesheepies

But I want to know which of the following is more important for a christian to do.
1) PAYING OFFERING
2) PAYING FOR TITHES
3) GIVING WELFARE
4) etc

Please if you have others, help state them....
Scriptural backing would be good.

Where are the SCIENCE STUDENTS na

sirgalahad26:
yeah...best student in
english,
lit-in-eng,
yoruba,
c.r.k. but my characters cost me a prefect post while in school!

All this subject u good, u for do agriculture so we go know say na native doctor you wan study

Missnande:
Lol I no know self,but I always liked back seat.

Na copy machines like me get that seat

Blackhawk01:
The troublesome ones nkor?

Na bully too na

Missnande:
3,4 &8

Hmm, how you go dey back seat, still dey clever and teachers come love you?
I never see backseater wen teacher love ooo

sirgalahad26:
OP, you forgot to add these:
the troublesome/playful but brilliant,
the bookworm,
the noisemaker customer,
those are some of my characteristic in school

Padi mi, you sure say you go learn for Sch at all.... Only you all these characteristics

SCHOOL FACTS

In Every Class There Is:

1. The Thief
2. The shy type
3. The Three Best Friends
4. The Backseat Guys with Jokes
5. The Smart type
6. The Gossip squad with low marks
7. The late Comer
8. The Clever Girls who are loved by teachers
9. The Guy who doesn't want anything to do with Girls
10. The Pastor
11. The Copying Machine boy/girl
12. The talkative
13. The Bully One
14. The lover boy
15. The pretty Girl

*WHICH ONE WERE YOU ?

I am seriously in search of the state where this corpers are because it seem they are over feed there.
Anyone with useful information should let me know so I can fill it in my choice of service location...

Every aboki with him kettle o

Uncle 2face or 2baba