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Omo, e hard o.

Food, food, na food make you kill person pikin cause you no fit control your anger.

All na cruise, steal from the poor, go to court, spend part of their money to get bail and look for the next victim!

Hmmmm... Ki Olorun gbawa lowo Paris

Naso shine go dey run down... Here is JAPP wiggle for Jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOuMB6zQSIo

A wore torn country with more stable electricity than we have in Nigeria.

Na breakfast, e go go round Nah. Sebi una no wan listen.

Muhammed Dingyadi: Do Not Pick Up Arms To Defend Yourselves, Report To Police -

Beast of no nation

oyatz:
Nigeria is different from Afghanistan. The Taliban succeeds in Afghanistan because majority of the populace share their religious identity and/or ideaologies.

In Nigeria, if Boko Haram capture Aso-Rock, they will only be able to rule over the core North and this will speedily leads to disintegration of Nigeria.

I would have loved this but it will still happen any way.

longetivity:
Southern Nigeria shine ur eye

No help is coming, not from the US!

I don't find it funny.

Lol

Mehm

Ok

Demigod22:
My neighbor persuaded me to be school father to her school daughter since she finished her examination and travelled. We are both in final year, but the school daughter is in 100 level. We are living in the same lodge.

I am trying my best to provide for this girl because of exam injury, and we spent a lot of time together. She comes to my room and I stay in her room till late into the night. So recently I noticed that she gets angry whenever I have female visitors. She is even angry whenever I am nice towards other girls in the compound.

I am not in any relationship presently but I have couple of girls that we catch cruise together every now and then. Anytime a girl walk into our compound she will frown and ask me if the girl is my visitor. She is just my school daughter, and she is trying to interfere with my sex life. How can I handle this situation?

Staff her

niyisky:
You also have three private jets just to cut cost. You should have at least 50 private jets

Three private jets he hasn't used in 6 years, check the last time he travelled out of the country?

In case you don't know, those private jet were registered under a commercial jetline and they are always on lease.

EmekaA125:
Iffa slap you eeeeeeeh....
Greater % of Ibadan is covered by brown roof old dilapidated rickety structure built by your great grand fathers. From Bere–Yemetu–Akpata–Mokola–Ekobola–Idiape–Olodo etc. Ibarakpa and Oyo towns are not left out of the brown roof. In fact, the whole of SW is covered with rusted old zinc.

Try to learn, an ancient city progenitate e.g. what was met is what is built on, hardly will you see any rickety house in lekki because there was a well laid out plan and style of building. I hope you can relate without insulting

ThEGodFaThEr103:
Did you say "our land of pride flowing with milk and honey"?
The last time I checked Ibadan still remains the land with the highest number of rustic brown ROOFS
And our southwest Is still flowing with shits from every nook and cranny making it top the chats on the region with the highest number of open defecation.
Egba mi ntori Olohun

Ibadan is an ancient city that has been existing since 1800, it amazes me how the supposed intellectual make general references regarding the structural make up of an ancient city compared to the modern ones.

Nice

Story

Dat2jo:
Hello Nairalanders. So I was gifted some food items. I just noticed that among them, 5 cartons of indomie and 5 cartons of Honeywell Macaroni both carry a 'best before date' of 2mnts ago (1st June 2021 and 3rd June 2021 respectively). How safe will it be for us to consume them? Or should we just dispose them off? Thanks

Give them to livestock. If you have none, kindly pm me to purchase them. Thanks.

Great!

Lolz