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Demigod22:
My neighbor persuaded me to be school father to her school daughter since she finished her examination and travelled. We are both in final year, but the school daughter is in 100 level. We are living in the same lodge.

I am trying my best to provide for this girl because of exam injury, and we spent a lot of time together. She comes to my room and I stay in her room till late into the night. So recently I noticed that she gets angry whenever I have female visitors. She is even angry whenever I am nice towards other girls in the compound.

I am not in any relationship presently but I have couple of girls that we catch cruise together every now and then. Anytime a girl walk into our compound she will frown and ask me if the girl is my visitor. She is just my school daughter, and she is trying to interfere with my sex life. How can I handle this situation?

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niyisky:
You also have three private jets just to cut cost. You should have at least 50 private jets

Three private jets he hasn't used in 6 years, check the last time he travelled out of the country?

In case you don't know, those private jet were registered under a commercial jetline and they are always on lease.

EmekaA125:
Iffa slap you eeeeeeeh....
Greater % of Ibadan is covered by brown roof old dilapidated rickety structure built by your great grand fathers. From Bere–Yemetu–Akpata–Mokola–Ekobola–Idiape–Olodo etc. Ibarakpa and Oyo towns are not left out of the brown roof. In fact, the whole of SW is covered with rusted old zinc.

Try to learn, an ancient city progenitate e.g. what was met is what is built on, hardly will you see any rickety house in lekki because there was a well laid out plan and style of building. I hope you can relate without insulting

ThEGodFaThEr103:
Did you say "our land of pride flowing with milk and honey"?
The last time I checked Ibadan still remains the land with the highest number of rustic brown ROOFS
And our southwest Is still flowing with shits from every nook and cranny making it top the chats on the region with the highest number of open defecation.
Egba mi ntori Olohun

Ibadan is an ancient city that has been existing since 1800, it amazes me how the supposed intellectual make general references regarding the structural make up of an ancient city compared to the modern ones.

Nice

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Dat2jo:
Hello Nairalanders. So I was gifted some food items. I just noticed that among them, 5 cartons of indomie and 5 cartons of Honeywell Macaroni both carry a 'best before date' of 2mnts ago (1st June 2021 and 3rd June 2021 respectively). How safe will it be for us to consume them? Or should we just dispose them off? Thanks

Give them to livestock. If you have none, kindly pm me to purchase them. Thanks.

Great!

Lolz

This is an eye witness account about the two tasued students who took sniper.

The lady in question is said to be promiscuous, as in this babe is a confirmed animasahun and the boyfriend who is tired and has been a subject of ridicule due to the babe promiscuity decided to end the relationship. On hearing about the break up, the babe bought a bottle of sniper and head straight to the boy's house where she took sniper and the boy also follow suit to avoid being implicated with his death, after all police is not our friend as they claim.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLurG0lUBvc

Sad

Omo, Oshimen on fire again!

What other formal document after 2 FBI agents flies in to meet with the IG?

Lol

None

Factly said, most of these high end and low end olosho are vulnerable, highly vulnerable. You can get down with one and you'll become a hub of their diverse diseases!

If any vjay is smelling foul, think twice before you chuuk your phallus, that dangling stick is so precious, keep it clean.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MoQgkANAuI

I need exprrrred it

This is not an information for the media atleast for now, our police force is a shit! You apprehend a pawn, you should use this pawn to apprehend the main bandits but they quickly rush to the media while the investigation is still ongoing. Shit policing

Lol

Buhari and Malami will be like


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOuMB6zQSIo

Na dia way

Nice

They should just come back home and bury their heads, the world has had enough of our shit.

Nice, it is time to end the federal Republic of Northern Nigeria. Ganduje, Malami, Pantami, Gumi and now Kyari but the fulani led fg can capture and extradite NK, lay siege at Benin to extradite Igboho yet the bandit are shooting down copters with stern warning to media houses not to broadcast it.

Buhari's administration is a shit, he has further destroy our democracy by setting the highest height of nepotism. Nigeria is long dead and now irredeemable!

Period!
I can't wait for Abba Kyari to wiggle for FBI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOuMB6zQSIo

Hope you had the peace you craved. Rest on soldier.

The irony of his death was that he planned that weekend to cheat with the babe not knowing he was planning his death. Very sad indeed.

Another one

Pantami, Malami, Gumi, Ganduje and now Kyari... Baba's body odour is working like magic. This Kyari's own be like tick, you pull it gently so it won't turn to wound.

You people still don't know anything that we are running a Federal Republic of Northern Nigeria, see how quickly ipob was proscribed and dealt with, look at the numbers of military operations held in the SE alone, what about the numbers of casualties, see how Nnamdi Kanu was captured and dealt with, what about the siege at the republic of Benin just to extradite Igboho but yet the bandit are having a play field, the herdsmen doing their thing, shut the boarder to the South while the northern own remain porous, a stern warning to the media houses to play down the bandit atrocious acts...

It is time to wiggle with Kyari as the episode continues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOuMB6zQSIo

Zakzazy and El rufai had issues from University days, Zakzazy was his senior, this is El rufai pay ack time.

The United States of America has a special way of humiliating 3rd world country like Nigeria who likes to be ridiculed, as in there was a petition written in 2019 about how this Kyari guy extorted a supposed Yahoo boy to the tune of 41m another guy was killed and his properties converted, very very serious allegations but what did the IG did? Nothing! Now we're here.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xozEnZKjck