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Gynacologist:
kom kollect one wrap of weed.

... Thank U sir but I no want, am under 18 and smokers (sniffers) are liable to die young .

askakim:
@afrok..I av meet the babe ones but what I could sensed is that she wouldn't want to rush to any Relationship/courtship... She is meant for people that can wait and endure

Okay! If ur friend truly love her, then he should have patience. With patience, we can cook Stone and it'll soften, never rush what U think is urs unless U aren't sure it's urs.

Time is the giver of all things, tell ur friend to look beyond the 3rd month of making his intentions known but rather give her enough time.

If I hear .... Are our christian sisters not advised not to invite or visit guy(s) in their houses again?. Okay! Before eating the food with him, didn't she or they pray? Does she not pray before inviting the guy, cooking, dishing and eating together with the guy so as not to do those things? She don make gentle man fall inside something wey no gentle(love), she now remembers prayer.

Abeg make ur friend shine him eye wella, the sister fit be one of those girls lying and pretending under the umbrella of am a christian. Op ur friend never dey feel any movements in his shorts eachtime he's with her? Ur friend should give her a counter attack if she'll be able to defend it and not allow him to score her .

No qualms... Her festival won't probably last longer than five days and our marriage is not gonna be for five days only. I'll calm down so that I will be able to know if her cries, moans and pains are as a result of breaking her hymen or the menstrual cramps.

Sorry op I have nothing to say coz I don't even love any girl not to talk of loving her family .
Well in your own case, I think am speechless . It's like over familiarity with him and his family is the problem, U now see him as ur brother. Damn... That guy is in sh*t, coz the kain zone wey him dey no get name.

Tell ur friend to observe and write something like a timetable for his neighbour's sexual days, if it's everyday no wahala coz it's all well and good for my advice to him.
Okay! Tell ur friend to always get his girlfriend and his formationsneighbour ready, once his neighbour starts their match he should start his own match with his girlfriend and this time the girl should moan and shout above the neighbour's voice.
If the girlfriend cannot shout much, he can help her and moan loud even if the thing no sweet am.

Another option is for him to buy pornographyy (while change my pornographyy to indecency ) and play it loud any time his neighbour resumes work .

We are still playing goaless? ... Glen Johnson sacrificed his blood to appease the gods and scored against Stoke city, who is ready to sacrifice his body part in this match for Chelsea to score? .

It's like we're heading to full time draw, some people slip don cut be dt ooo .

Mod abeg help Liverpool fans nah, it's Liverpool 1-0 Stoke city.

Chai... For Liverpool to score, Glen Johnson had to appease the gods with his blood .

INJESUSNAME:
muhammad's case was even worse than this!

... U mean marriage between girls and ancestors had being happening since the time of the stone age?

Busta Rhymes now Busted Head, nice name though...

Lovely piece....
But I can't see the relationship between the topic and the write up.

If he cries during his first heartbreak, no big deal (nah love). 2nd heartbreak, he is soft. 3rd heartbreak, he is woman wrapper. A guy shouldn't be crying everytime, at least he should make someone cry too .

Hmmm.... Liverpool again? We all know that U can't bet on Liverpool to even beat a drum .

Haters sorry for the disappointment, please do come back next time and thanks for ur presence.

Haters please start looking for the nearest transformer to hug after this match.

14years old girl married to a 35years old man? That's wickedness, more like giving ur daughter away to marry ur ancestor .

Sorry op, I felt like but then I remember u've done all the crying. Too bad U guys didn't stay together for long, I believe he has done what he was sent to U to do within the shortest time which was to change and influence U positively, he's gone but the footprints and memories he left are still fresh in U.

Lessons for all, touch someone's life positively no matter how short ur stay in their lives are so that they can have something good to say about U when U ar gone.
RIP to him..

Teempakguy:
oh come on. don't be such a pessimist. out of all the countries. we got rated as sexy just because of the way we talk. this is a huge asset. btw, i'm still on that block buster. pls, see something good in this

am with U on the block buster thing, so which block are we gonna bust, the one made of cement or water?

Thank God dey said bosoms and not boobi coz some brea*ts have lost their self esteem making them to always look down on the chest holding them like pawpaw, those bosoms are boobi and aren't sexy at all, if U stare at those ones well am afraid, na Apollo sure pass for d person .

The problem now is seeing the best and sexy bosoms to stare at, firm and good bosoms are always kept inside a bra and hidden under beautiful dress but the irritating(stretch marked) ones are always flaunted, those ones wey fit cause colour blindness .

Always anonymous .... If Nigeria had qualified, am sure this anonymous would've kept quiet. Well the anonymous didn't lie but I think this is medicine after death, most of our players became big and pride took over them because they felt they're indispensable or irreplaceable in the team.

I guess the coaching crew have learnt their lessons, good for them they'll still remain with the team but it'll be worst if they fail to correct the mistakes and the players.

In as much as Chelsea is undoubtedly the hottest team in Europe top flight right now, I think Chelsea and the fans shouldn't be too relaxed or over confidence coz last season wasn't funny against Sunderland at all, Sunderland broke Mourinho's unbeaten home record in the league when they were awarded a penalty. Such incidence or something worst might happen but all the same let the better or lucky team win.

Even if the Devil is playing Chelsea right now, I think he'll fear Chelsea.

Shoo ... Chelsea never even for once in their history go 13 matches unbeaten in the league and they keep talking about invincible, well no be new record again for big teams to go 13 matches unbeaten, no wonder some fans no wan make we rest coz they're waiting for records some teams has broken four times. So Chelsea, win today and join the record holders.

No matter how worst Arsenal and Liverpool are right now, please show these clubs respects when talking about history of the league (epl) and Europe respectively.
Am not gonna hate on any club, let the better or lucky teams win.

MissGdope:
Lol keep your hair on

I don't understand...

MissGdope:
Lol you "aren't" surprised? Really? Cos I am [/size][size=8pt]

really? U are? But I wasn't .
I can't, couldn't, shouldn't and wouldn't be .

I got d hint on "aren't" .

I aren't surprised, is Usher not bigger than him? Not to mention Ushers. I mean Usher Raymond .

If I click that link, make my Nokia torch no browse again. If blogging is no longer selling, Christmas is around the corner, why not try rearing poultry birds coz Nairalanders aren't gonna click that shiit.

Wetin op come dey hide for him blog before? Smh... Nip*les we no see, Toto dey covered, nah only roses full everywhere, where d nu*e come dey na? Walks out of thread with my pillow and .

Haha... I'll like to see the celebrities do frog jump. Why the military dey Para sef? plenty camouflage dey for Sambisa forest, wetin dem don do about it? . Always flexing muscles on harmless citizens.

Ok.... I won't stop telling people that if they wanna seek for attention, they should go and see a doctor.

Ok... I don see the pishures, but which one be the original? . Both of them will say "support our local manufacturers, buy Nigeria made stuffs", so which one of them wore THE ABA MADE? .