₦airaland Forum

2go love will GO one day... Very funny op believes everything about the guy, since U ar impersonating I think U should observe well if he's not ur senior in impersonation .

It's no longer cool when people that needs attention decides to seek for it on nairaland instead of visiting a doctor .

Towards the end of the year like this, some people that had being behaving normal tends to start behaving otherwise, so that they can have new year resolution(s) .

Smh....

Yes ooo... At least we dey understand wetin dem mean, what about the "opopo oyinbo" we Hon. Patrick and op dey blow? It takes a 4yrs course to understand dem.

Anyways, this is My xmas list for my ex:

1. Tea shoe paper
2. Honda wear
3. Cabin bee skit
4. Limp stick (Red)
5. May cup kit
6. Sanitree pad
7. Sleepers.

If comprehension were like this, I would've being failing English language exams from day 1 .

None! Nothing surprises me anymore .

One thing i know is, THERE IS ALWAYS TIME TO STOP IN EVERYTHING. So guys shouldn't overlook the signs and symptoms the who*es that ain't loyal shows them for being nice, it means it's time to stop being the Mr. Nice Guy .

Ezibless:
Only nairaland guys
The whole world don hear am finish na.
Make i kukuma help you sef.

#picksUpMICRoPHONE.

My lies are:








HAIR



And








FACE

draws her closer and says to her, if all ladies with their physical lies are as pretty as U are, THEN THEY (LADIES) ARE NOT LYING or LIARS.

mayapop:
You will be single then, Goodluck with that

thank God U never wished me Goodluck with Patience...

mayapop:
If you keep analyzing all these stuff about ladies, you will end up not having one!

.... I don't wanna have one but as many as possible coz the more liars U have, the better the fun .

Ezibless:
All these lies

Then all ladies lie one way or d other.

Mine is just 2 of the above

whispers to her ears softly, please tell me ur lies and I promise only nairaland guys will hear it from me .

mployer:
I guess you are right.

It could be his own way of saying 'will you marry me?'

He probably wants a defined relationship before committing emotionally. It is not strange for someone recovering from heartbreak.

U've said it all sir...

Girls shouldn't lie about their height (heels), about their hairs(weave-on), about their eyes (eye lashes), their faces (Mary K), their fingers (nails), their boobs(push-up bra), their ukwu (hips enlargement), the list is endless...

Beware the ex is no longer her ex, it's looking like U are the ex...

Nigeria guys have being smart even before Adam was created. Damn.... Sharp guy, that's ANOTHER WAY OF PROPOSING

Whao! she's sexy and handsome . I can't say he's hot coz her handsomeness cannot boil water .

I was a friend with my ex until she became my ex, I think I should give other girl(s) the chance to occupy the space and become my friend. No time, space and resources to waste except she's still special and being my past(ex) I still see her in my present and future as a friend.

I can only advice U for not typing anything, u've not communicated at all and only the topic did not pass the message that requires advise. So my advice is, reset the bolts and talk to us...

Test ur boyfriend while another girl who has got the answer(s) to the test will MARK Him for U .

Will Miss and Mr. Nairaland represent Nigeria? If no! Why all this noise about the good, the bad and the ugly of the contest? .
Congratulations to the crowned king and the queen but this did not stop Man utd from molesting Arsenal again at home this evening, so ewo lo kan mi? .

See dem confessing it won't work, it's an old tactics, any girl that falls for it is a wh*re etc.... This is to tell U that their boyfriends have being using the trick on dem since the time of Apostle Paul .

Nairaland babes admitting to some things unknowingly and codedly since the big bang theory .

Op eyah... chai... chei... Nna mehn... Nah WA ooo... Ehn ehn... Choi... Jisos... I just want to say SORRY OOO.

Simply show him the pictures of ur girlfriend .

Op I think U saw where it was written on the pack of that thing that it's not suitable for people below 18yrs, why did U take it? .

englishmart:
non. Je suis voteur NAIJABOIY ademain!
Merci! Aurevoir

can somebody tell dis monsieur and madmoiselle to go to Franceland? They're interrupting our garri thread:p

jauntty:
Indomie is worst than garri when it come to eye sight. A friend of mine did a research back then in school (UNIBEN) and the result shows that "indomie-Ish" people are more likely to develop optic nerve neuropathy in the eye. So team_garri wins.

thank u sir! Team garri all the way. I've got nothing to fear again coz i had already booked for a balanced garri diet, no stopping even if the price of garri keeps increasing in d market.

emusmith:
Hope I tried?

sure! u even did more than try.

claireshan:
With all pleasure

thanks dear! Op won't come and book space on d table for a balanced garri diet now, make him dey dere dey form team indomie.

claireshan:
Story for the gods


Garri+sugar+milk+groundnut +cold water =

my dear ur garri is a balanced diet, do u care if i join u on ur garri table next time?

And so... Are these the reasons why the price of garri is expensive in the market? #Reduce the price of our garri and increase the price of worms#(indomie and spaghetti).

mikeson12:
Meaningless

meaningless? The post showed the crew seated with empty dishes in front of them, but said they decided not to eat bcoz Don Jazzy was not around even when the plates are empty? They could've finished eating, or the food got burnt and were waiting for another one.
Either ways, this news doesn't put food on the table of hungry people not to talk of not eating bcoz person no dey.