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Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by johnlegend01: 8:05pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Hey Guys, I just thought of the possibility of a scenario. On your wedding day, just after the whole celebrations, you hop into your car with your newly wedded wife, alas, she is a virgin. Along the way, she whispers into your hearings "my monthly festival just started now" What would probably be your reaction? |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by Nobody: 8:08pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Lol he better wait for my period to finish woh |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by Fabdedon(m): 8:17pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
wait.wat will happen if he bleep d girl like dat? |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by Nobody: 8:20pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
wetin be period, we dont hear dis word in Chile |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by Nobody: 8:24pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Not even an issue: "Oh! I guess we'll just let our hormones simmer until after your period, then we can go at it like wounded feral cats whilst chanting: "fucck you, period! Fucck you, period!!! Who's laughing now? We are! Yeeeaaaah!!!"" Too easy. |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by johnlegend01: 8:27pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
EroticAngelina: You'd better stop that period o. You can imagine the anxiety in such a Man to finally have his Woman. |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by Nobody: 8:27pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
ofiafuluego:there r other places to put it other than there. I'll opt for her cleavage n mk sure I com on her face. I love doing that...that's y she must b endowed with confident bosoms not ones with low self esteem. |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by johnlegend01: 8:28pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
ofiafuluego: I see |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by Nobody: 8:30pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
johnlegend01:i cant stop it na. It comes, and i cant alter it. If he really loves me, he will wait. Its just five days or less it will last. |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by sexylogan(m): 8:30pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
johnlegend01: It's a likely scenario. No big deal. I can wait 3 to 5 days to consummate the marriage. We hav the rest of our lives to be making love. A few extra days to wait won't kill me. |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by johnlegend01: 8:32pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Fabdedon: What will happen? Really can't say, Bro. It would not be a good idea is what I know. |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by Fabdedon(m): 8:38pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
johnlegend01:ok.. Cos have heard many gist like... D guy will be very hard abt dto enter bt wit dis language.. Am on my period de chaiman will just fall.. Dere must be sometin any one can help pls |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by johnlegend01: 8:40pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
EroticAngelina: Yea sure, it will last for just some days. U will agree with me that retaining that till the wedding would have been a really big job. Most Men would just not mind taking that thing away before the wedding day. Having to wait extra days after counting down for several months? Mehn! |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by Nobody: 8:51pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
johnlegend01:lol a patient dog eats the fattest and juciest bone |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by Nobody: 8:58pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
EroticAngelina:ye...but d sharpest dog na em chop d meat...anyway what's d hurry? u must hv bn bleeping her before already nah...anyway ibhv no qualms with diving into that red Sea tho... |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by johnlegend01: 9:00pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
EroticAngelina: hmmm, 'juiciest' ok ooo. But the juice will not increase during that period. |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by RAKITIC: 9:05pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Monthly festival ko weekly celebration ni 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by Tallesty1(m): 9:52pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
EroticAngelina:You better tell amadioha to pause am. But seriously, must one have sex on the 4st night? |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by yuncka: 9:58pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Hmmmn, I wil wait til after d period. I dnt wana confuse menstral blood for hymenal blood. 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by Nobody: 10:08pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
yuncka: HA !!!!!!! |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by Afrok(m): 10:34pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
No qualms... Her festival won't probably last longer than five days and our marriage is not gonna be for five days only. I'll calm down so that I will be able to know if her cries, moans and pains are as a result of breaking her hymen or the menstrual cramps. 1 Like |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by Charles4075(m): 10:38pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
CoolHunk:ROTFL. Guy I swear, your case need deliverance. You dey vex ohhh |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by Charles4075(m): 10:41pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Prixus:Are you referring to low self esteem boobs like this?
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Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by 100Cents: 10:46pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
johnlegend01: Is DAT a carnival ? |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by Nobody: 10:55pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
Charles4075:lol...my point exactly |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by Nobody: 10:57pm On Nov 29, 2014 |
yuncka:hymenal blood ke? where u wan c dat one for dis time n age? I bet someone is straffing ur future wife right now... |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by Nobody: 8:18am On Nov 30, 2014 |
Tallesty1:i dont know for them o. To me, its not compulsory u know. But people see it as a tradition especially the couple who married as a virgin. |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by MisterLongman(m): 8:24am On Nov 30, 2014 |
Which of the festivals... Argungu or Osun festival |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by johnlegend01: 10:35am On Nov 30, 2014 |
yuncka: Correct Guy. U get it johr |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by johnlegend01: 10:37am On Nov 30, 2014 |
Afrok: hmmm..... Na so |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by cr7lomo: 12:09pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
CoolHunk: Lmfaoooooooo , u r a fuccking psycho |
Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by dmjinc(m): 12:45pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
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