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Hmmm... Hon. Patrick this ur grammar can cause another chaos at the house of Assembly ooo. With this his language, I think he should have the power to summon the dead to life with the incantations.

Haha... Nah today politicians dey cry? What's the big deal about her crying? Abii person wey cry with white hanky in her hands shouting Daris God ooo no old pass her politically and otherwise?.
Abeg cry a river for us if U lose...

The last time I checked, the price of garri is high in the market, and since this news came out the price has not changed. So how did this news affect a common man?

brownlord:
I still don't understand why people post relationship status on social network, dating, in a relationship, in an open relationship, seriously dating, complicated relationship and all nonsense


Who gives a Bleep if your relation is open or close or life is complicated?

Yeah! I don't do it even when I was in a relationship. Funniest one was when a coursemate changed her status on Facebook to engaged, the next notification was ...... is engaged, before U know it nah so congratulatory messages starts flowing as comments.

Am not into any relationship so I have no reason to post a FALSE status on the social media, rather I post something like DATING BUT SERIOUSLY SEARCHING .

emusmith:
How to avoid bad girlfriend?
You can't avoid them.

Yeah! I understand, thanks...

emusmith:
There is not a word like "Future".

Future is an accumulated present; meaning, You Future Is Seen From Your Today.

You need that guide, young man!

ok... Agreed I need the guide and I've read it but I need another guard which is "how to avoid bad girlfriend".

Men are moved by what they see, how will any of these things show him those things that'll move the mountains in him? Any ways, good one op, nice...

Am not thinking about marriage anytime soon, so op please do well and find something like "how to avoid a bad girlfriend", that's what I need now but I'll keep this post for future references.

Girls been scared of long and thick dickks since the creation of man in the garden of Eden. While men have been loving big boobs and curve ukwus but runs away from deep and big totos since the time Eve was created out of Adam.

Abeg anyone wey come ur way, enjoy am without much complaint

Op.... Sorry ooo coz all these foreigners have taken over ur thread, people from France pls go to Franceland and make dem French girls blush. Leave our naija babes for us .

Chai... I dey pity the wife coz she'll have to talk to me and see if he can be gentle with her, cheating is not an option coz sugar boys loves pounding and the sugar boy will pound her more than the hubby has being doing.

Moral of this story is that in Nigeria, Man-know-Man is the case everywhere. Even under the sun suffering for work, U must still know man wey sabi another man for U to suffer under the sun...

Nigeria and unemployment sha... Either ways, God Bless Nigeria.

Sorry Blessing, every disappointment they say it's a blessing in disguise. US embassy actually thought u ar the one applying for d visa coz they know if they deny u d visa, from here to US is barely 100m and u'll run it without delay.

Don't worry ma, all is well and i think this is where our ogas at d top should come in and do something. She needs to resume her training and must travel with her husband, ogas make una do something oooo......

Nna odikwa egwu ooo.... Ur data plan finished or the owner of the phone/system U used in opening this thread collected it before, that U couldn't use it to access the internet when the Mr. Nairaland competition started and contest?

Smh... Ground floor dey for U to dance but U chose the back stage instead and keeps telling people that nah U dance pass .

This guy has being seeking for attentions recently, the hospital and doctor in charge should please attend to him.

Ok... But when the bre*sts were still strong and firm, wearing bra wasn't an issue but now when the bre*sts has turned to boobi, it's now an issue. Well ewo lo kan mi? Girls wey get am plenty dey flaunt am anyhow, why should I bother myself when "shikini" brea*ts like urs are flaunted too...

Haha... The sky is big enough for birds to fly, bring out ur own album first after which we'll be concerned about how many copies we'll be told it sells in hours.

U don't need to come out and say anything coz we (most) of us knows the truth. Ur words can be easily misinterpreted as hating on the album (artist and success) that's if it's not the case.

1million copies kor, 1million naira ni...

Op u've said NO in ur post theoretically, now summon courage and repeat the same NO practically to ur boss coz either ways, the favour(s) will stop. U can't eat ur cake and have it .

Op girls like that are everywhere, it's either U run, make her run or start showing I Don't Care Attitude Towards Her.
That girl is selfish, she keeps satisfying her konji with her guy and doesn't want to be symbiotic with U but worst of it all, she doesn't want U to go ahead and look for another fish in the river.

Op ehn dis one wey d girl dey text ur friend all these things and she no wan gree for him, I think he is in a zone where there is no network for anything called Feelings.
He should do his thing and forget about her, she doesn't want to be with him and she must not stop him from being with another lady.

Finally, op how matured are the two parties involved? May be ur friend is dull especially the indoor visitation aspects.

Why would Super Eagles win Congo when they know they'll lose against South Africa? now I know why the Congolese fans were mad, they knew Super Eagles just gave us fake hope.

Well am still optimistic about Eagles winning as a TRUE Nigerian, either ways, God Bless Nigeria.

If Super Eagles holds the key to the health of a critically ill person, I'll advice the family to start printing and advertising the person's obituary .

Either ways, I still believe in the Eagles to surprise everybody not by losing, but by winning.
Go Eagles and make us proud, God Bless Nigeria.

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I don't know what to type sef but i have one question, please can someone give me an hint if it's POSSIBLE TO REPORT THE DEVIL TO THE SATAN? . I need to report some people too, starting from mtn

Not everybody that walks around on the streets with clothes on and well dressed are sane, most of them are mad .

If a seller has so many customers at the same time to attend to, it's either U wait for ur turn or U come back when she has attended to everybody, coz either ways, she'll still be busy unless the seller gives u a preferential treatment which other customers might complaint about.

So Iceprince, we understand her busy nature then but now, it's like market don dey close for her coz she keeps exposing her slippers-like bre*sts (boobi) everywhere for interested new customers.

U ppl should stop tampering with my bre*st comments by replacing it with bosoms, bosoms are for married women .

missdebs:
i can see peter's 6 pac, dunno wat to call paul's own

U can call it Super pack

Op U lost count or U no sabi count at all? Oya come post d remaining eight pictures or else?

Enyeama always saving anything worth saving, even if the devil repents, Enyeama can safe him

Mprex:
lols. Dont tell me you havent heard that before because its really trending and its everywhere


btw, your analysis of the BABYMAMA is somewhat confusing

Yeah! The same way I get confused when I hear a lady call BABY and after looking around I don't see any toddler but only sees a full grown guy who she can neither carry with her hands nor carry on her back.
So what makes him or why call him a baby?

But op U said U get swag for Christ, it's like u've backslided and now u've changed it to U get swag for girls. Smh...