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Are those ones schools? Was waiting to see names like Uniport, UI, OAU, Unilorin, Unizik, UNN, Futo, Funaab, etc to really believe they shut down universities.
They've just succeeded in reducing the number of secondary schools in the country to only SSCE certificate awarding schools, by shutting down the glorified secondary schools.

A relationship will take U to wherever U want it to take U to, coz if it's taking U to where U don't want, why else do we have BREAKUP as an option in a relationship?. So I think u'll define ur relationship and set for urself where U want it to take U to.

Choi... Love and hurt goes together. If U can't stand being hurt, don't love, If U can't love, don't hurt someone who's in love .

Ehn don tey since I don dey hear and read about Wizkid personal stuffs with other artists and yet it has not reduced the price of food stuffs in the market, ewo lo kan mi gan? None of dem dey feed me and na me dey help mata sef coz my #150 for their albums na something .

They should just stay one side and stop disturbing me, I don't wanna miss this "fufu" lady when she's passing .

Bruh it's as simple as watching wrestlemania, it's simply I QUIT

NFF made a very big mistake, instead of sacking Keshi, they should've sacked the whole Super Eagles team and replace them with Super Falcons.
Super Falcons always making me proud to be a woman (sorry, a Nigerian) since the time of Aristotle .

This is why it's not good to always drink garri in d afternoon, it makes U sleep on duty. Op don sleep...

I just go collect my boli and epa with chilled water and before I come back person don occupy my space, babe abeg shift na I no wan touch body.
Goallllll...... Nig 2-0 Namibia

This is what I don't like about some girls, they'll know that they have a boyfriend or in a relationship, yet they'll still be giving another guy(s) HOPE .

Hmmm... Hope the cease fire is not just to wait and see if Super Eagles will qualify for AFCON 2015, so that they'll know the people to exchange with the chibok girls?
I wouldn't want to start hearing #take our eagles and bring back our girls # if Nigeria fails to qualify

I've gone to four different viewing centres around my area and none of them is showing the match, no wahala sha coz nairaland viewing centre got it covered.

Super Falcons all the way...

izaray:
Am going to ask ur babe, cos she is d only one dat can tell us d truth abt wat u av just said here lol!

Eyah! Kinda late for dt .

Take a flight with her even if na within Nigeria or abroad but make sure U paid for the expenses, in the middle of nowhere bring out the ring and say WILL U BE THE MOTHER OF MY UNBORN CHILDREN? kindly remind her u'll drop her at the nearest bus stop if she declines.

No bus stop for aeroplane na, na ocean straight be dt. Believe me, she'll shout yes till U reach airport.

Hmmm... Some truth always sound like lies while some lies will easily be taken as the truth , either ways U must say something whenever "yawa gas", so it's now left for U to polish the lies and make it sound like truth or U malnourish the truth and make it look like lies

Bottom line is, I like hearing the truths and I don't lie either.

Hold on to the 100k and keep lying until the London use of the iPhone 6 costs as high as 50k each, then U can buy the two .

snowprince07:
chai nairalanders ehn

It's for our own good, at least drugs won't flood our streets

sambisa5:
your signature make sense
i think i like it.....thanks for ur comment

u're welcome...

If closing or opening the eyes during kissing will cause a break in transmission, I'll rather we skip that part and go straight to the real action (the deal)
But mehn... No matter how good U think U are in kissing, u'll always meet a BADOO.

I just have one thing to say, WHEN WE'RE WAITING FOR BAD PEOPLE TO PASS, IT'S BETTER NOT TO SHUT THE DOOR IN CASE GOOD PEOPLE WILL PASS TOO.
Just felt like for op, this life is really cruel and unfair to some people.
Hope my sentence in block form helps.

Eh ... The dude checked his bills and it was like he had spent for two years yet he has not enjoyed what he had spent his money on.
Believe me when U spent ur money or energy on anything, test or taste it and use it, coz U must enjoy ur resources.

Nobody prays to keep pouring water inside a basket or on a stone .
Well we do call those guys op is talking about VERY GOOD BAD SHARP GUY

Abeg is there a particular joint where these ladies do stay? I wanna avoid places like that .

How many times are we gonna see threads on bald heads? It seems nairaland will soon bald one day .

I believed everything I read until I got to the part where she said "draws U closer to God", then I opened and cleaned my eyes with water and that was when I knew I was believing another story while I was reading another .

Cokacola:
bros me tire ooo nd i love the girl so very much

have U tried asking her if she's aware she speaks while asleep? If she's not aware of that, I think U should touch, shake her or do anything that might break the strange communication and make her get the awareness that she's talking or has started talking.

Cokacola:
she speak strange language

... Strange language like that of Morgana? Like she dey cabash or what? May be ur gf is over born again and so she's always in spirit while sleeping. Either ways, it's strange to me just like the language is strange to U.

... Op I fear for ur life, that girl will leak all ur secrets while sleeping without she knowing

So the answer to WILL U MARRY ME? now takes time to think about? I don't Gerrit, ladies do complaints their guys are yet to propose, op does that mean after courting her for God knows how long, she doesn't see U as her husband or doesn't want any future with U? Believe me, some girls won't even wait for U to finish the question, once U've said WILL U... the rest is story, u'll quickly hear YES! YES! YES! I WIN (sorry I will) bcoz of the enthusiasm.

No time for much thinking abeg, this one wey girls don dey learn how to propose to guys, once they finally develop the liver to start proposing to guys, op ur babe or girls like her will wait tire for bus stop bcoz they're wasting time and girls would've proposed to u already .

haiti007:
that's very true... btw not only my go peel this ones oioo I go follow peel too

no wahala bruh... High institution is not only for brilliancy but smartness inclusive. If as a fresher U are brilliant but not smart, hmmm... People like op and his friends will definitely infest such person and at the end, the freshness will quickly and suddenly turn bad.

So op enjoy the fresh girls, but make Una no come back come dey complaint say majority of girls out there are bad, or girls dey wicked Una, coz most bad girls were not born bad, they were once good girls turn bad

haiti007:
thanks for d correction

U are welcome sir!