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Even when U feel ur lecturers are bombarding U with too much questions in form of tests, assignments, practicals or exams, one girl like that will come carry her own test(s) join am? . Well it's simple, she'll set the tests, answer the questions and mark it herself .

Ur friend needs but he knows U can help him reach for help, please he needs both medical and spiritual attention /help and u've got to help him.
U have to convince him that he really need the helps of the aforementioned (doctor(s) and Pastors) so that he won't relent in his quest to find solutions while U continue to discuss it with people U feel can be of help.

izaray:
Hahahah..funny you, alrite, study hard my dear!

sure... Thanks for that.

harlos:
she will see it if you want her to

seriously ur post got me lol

... U dey mind me? It's of no use again nah coz she's now Ex, gunning for a "Y"

izaray:
Op, u are married i guess, my regards to madam!

married? An hustling student like me? nah... Said kinda late bcoz am single and free like a bird

Truth they say is always bitter to swallow, look her in the face and say "babe na waooo, ehn com be like say na only U dey chop for dis country, my dear U don dey fat ooo" . Shikena... Pretend like u've not said anything, if she'll get angry then let her be, u've told her the plain truth and it's left for her to watch everything about her.

Nairalanders creating threads with different topics just to generate traffick since 1880 , smh....

This is one of the reasons why I don't like it when guys that are obsessed with football games takes it to real life. Op must have played too much of video (football) games.
I would've believed op if only he had compared C.Ronaldo and Messi, coz only two of them are comparable.

I ayaf hear... I will comment when the list is out and the aforementioned players by op are included.

I don't understand, how come Davido looked more foreign than T.I? I trust my naija celebrities, they can steal shows from U even ur beauty .

henrinity:
Bro, what will you say about the shoes then

I'll say she's only trying to expand Aba shoes processing companies, we need people like her to buy more shoes. Nobody should tell me the shoes are designers and not Nigeria made coz I don't care

Hmmm... She won't see this topic now and give me reasons not to complaint again about her being heartless .
Nice one op, good for the boys and girls in that kind of friendship or even love sef

Story for the gods... Some guys don't care if U call them dumb so far U that U claim to be smart allowed their dumb pen*s to invade ur punny and steal ur orgasm away .

Yes! Yes! Yes! One soul is about to be converted and be added to the fold.
Well if something doesn't happen because of love, there'll be love because of something.
It's obvious U are doing all these things (churchy things) bcoz U feel U love this student Pastor, but am scared if that's love. Why don't U become born again, see things from different angle, experience and learn different things about love according to the bible.

I won't say u should become born again bcoz u love him coz if u don't get what u want from him (love or relationship), u might find it difficult to remain in the faith. Be born again genuinely and let nature take charge if everything will fall in space or not, but if not, be rest assured u've found a greater love which is in Christ Jesus and HE'LL surely make everything right for u with the Pastor or someone better.

What's happening here? Misses thread, slams door and runs out of thread...

Funny as it may sound, a female friend told me that "I love U" is like greetings to her
In as much as ladies are carried away with what they hear, I think the word I love U has being abused and wrongly used.
Me kno sabi love, so I don't say I love U except whenever I want to be funny (good at that).

50 perfumes? I don't gerrit, she dey work for mortuary wey she need all those perfumes ni to spray on corpses wey get body odour? or nah perfumes her body dey use as nutrients aside food? .

Well good for her, na her money and she works for it, so she should enjoy it. Ewo lo kan mi
They say when someone bleaches, the person will have body(foul) odour, so I can understand where the 50 perfumes are coming from.
One is good, two are better but more than two is the best .

Hmmm... That's love for U. If love doesn't come in between something, something will definitely come in between love.

Be strong bro, it's obvious both of U were not meant to be together, it's better now when U guys have a chance to find love elsewhere than when both of u are tied down with marriage.
Religion no matter how we look at it still posses a treat to love

... The babe is using U bro, what's the need for sex then if only partner enjoys it and the other partner is asked to stop halfway?
Talk to her and start taking control of the poo whenever u are down with her.

When they propose rainbow card, op call me ...

That's what we want from our players and not sitting on customized benches. Nice one Musa, continue ur exploit and may God continue to strengthen U.

For those wey dey goal drought, may rain of goals fall on them especially in our last two qualifying matches.

Hmmm... Why are the guys not helping op? Is it because she's experiencing what most guys do experience or had experienced? Well op, obviously the guys are hiding the secrets from U, they want U to taste what some of them have tasted.
Friendzoneeeee......

bestdeals0:
hahahahahhaahahhah...*falls from toilet seat*.

helps him up and puts him back on the toilet seat to finish his shit

Sorry op ... Why not try shrine ladies before taking a trip to busy roads every nights. Believe me, shrine girls don't do shakara because there are no choir masters, keyboardist, song leaders or other workers in the shrine to respond to their stimuli

Someone mentioned he is a medicine student, just to correct his mistake coz I know him and he actually wanted to say he is a MEDICINE MAN

benkings:
it is obvious u don't know the meaning of friendzone,read tymax comment to understand the meaning more.

got it... Now i see, after asking the girl out and she refuses, the guy keeps showing her cares and attention with the believe that sooner or later the lady will look in his direction but he has being friend zoned already.

Nice one from Tymax and U too Benkings.

urcutecrush:
Lwkmd.u actually took him for real.
@OP suicide will solve ur problem easily

I can't take him serious and still give him such idea, I'll simply suggest ur option to him "suicide"

Since u've gone for introduction and her family had accepted U, very simple and easy, just swap urself with any member of ur family that's old enough to marry her whether he is married or not, so that ur introduction and everything won't waste.

I don't gerrit ... Ladies beware coz someone has being left hanging in a cold night on singles island, thus looking for more people (ladies) to enjoy the singles island with .

What then is love? I mean how do U show love to the person U claimed to love? Show him love, lots of it and he'll have no tangible excuse to misbehave, moreover guilty conscience will not allow him to rest if he treats U bad.

The way some people dey carry dis friend zone matter for head ehn, it's looking like it's bad to have a female friend. Moreover, U can't date every girl U meet or know, definitely U must be friends with her or some of them.

Op nothing do U johr, U no ugly ooo.... Moreover, if U feel U are ugly, hustle and make money, ur money will definitely do the talking for U.

The lists of the so-called ugly guys that are dating or are married to beauty queens is endless, so op it depends on how U feel about ur self, self esteem matters alot...