₦airaland Forum

sapien:
You gay? When did you become a woman, judging by the (m) in front of your moniker?

haha... Boss I ain't gay, am a guy. Did I say anything wrong?

I heard "gbogbo tigbo" na ehn sweet pass, I've not tried it sha but op U can try it (the two) and give me the feed back .

That's one of the problems with some ladies, one guy or guys would've being doing everything possible to date the two girls but they won't "bow", what they want is U that don't even care apart their green or rainbow lights, I guess they don't know what friendzone means. The cheap girls had been friendzone by op since the time of Aristotle .

Have an unprotected sex with ur boyfriend, if he doesn't get pregnant after few weeks, that means the postinor has worked inside him.
But liability U can lie and cook up stories ehn , only if U can cook food like this U would've succeeded in having the best eatery in Nigeria .

What are U doing with postinor when U do attend fellowship?

My brother u've got to dress, wear what U have, what U like , what fits U and what makes U feel comfortable. Would it have being better if we don't wear clothes at all? So that we won't dress to impress or "outpress" anybody?
If U dress anyhow they'll start asking, don't U have mirror at home? Why dress like this? Aren't U ashame? Do U have to look tartar
because U are married? Etc... But if ur dressing is hot, the questions will be reversed.

So I don't dress to impress anybody, what if I don't have wears that'll impress U, that means I won't dress? well I wear what I have and I don't just wear anything, anyhow.

I had similar experience 3yrs ago and I thought I would die. The pains was unbearable for more than 2weeks and I was in d hostel then, couldn't talk, eat apart from fluid, brushing was hell.
Went to the school teaching hospital, even though I spent like one week before I was fully treated, luckily for me I only had X-rays, mouth wash and was given prescriptions (tetracycline, Vit C and one other drug with warm water and salt).

I was told to return back a week later if pains persisted for surgery but never did. I regained myself, never felt such pains before in my life.

daveP:
lol sure they have. Just the world cup they didnt feel/do high and i would have loved a foreign coach for them instead of the super eagles. That would have broken the jinx. Zambia should be thinking of stopping us from scoring beyond 5 for now. Its a star-studded team.

Yes ooo... Each time I watch or remember Oshoala play, i feel like giving one of our super eagles midfielder bra to wear so that he can replace Oshoala at the female while she replaces him at the male level . But I'll rather feel the women (Super Eagles) should be thinking how to score against Sudan coz no matter how hard the Zambian team thinks, they won't know how and when the goals will start coming in, they might even lose count sef

daveP:
Lol afrok u funny o. Well we don have snaikelic replicants in falcons. Its just a few selfish players, but they know what to do.



I think the team needs to rally and make Nkwocha remember this tournament in a golden way by playing with must flair and agility.
She is our Birgit Prinz


i know she's retire on a high!

U are right! I think the energy is no longer there for her but u can't takeaway her class, coz class is permanent. I believe in the men ( oops... Women), Falcons being making us proud since time immemorial.

This is why I don't like those women called (Super Eagles) they won't sit, watch and learn how the men (Super Falcons) won Ivory coast and will still trash Zambia, they'll be forming say dem dey play for Chelsea, Lille, Fernebarce, CSK Moscow, Celtic, Braga etc so no need even when they can't make ordinary 0.001m pass to each other .

Go guys (Falcons) and do us proud.
I banned any spirit of Emenike (drought) in our attack and Mikel (slowbie) in our midfield and other players especially our defence.

God bless our falcons, God bless Nigeria.

philtrum:
Yes oo

very nice... Thanks for sharing the secret.

philtrum:
Afrok
Thorerah

I just realized that I didn't upload a pics of my Afro

cool... I can see the soft nature of ur hair in the picture, am sure that's the work of Indian hemp hair cream.

justmag:
No sex is fine, but No kissing?? That's a dark future brah!!

U just nailed it boss, darker than in the beginning when the earth was without form and void
No kisses? Damn... Nah to dey lick sweet and lollypop everytime be dt

sohl7:
yes ooo

hmmm... Hope it turns to reality, but Nigeria no dey dull ooo... I trust Nigeria sha, whether U take tarred road or I take footpath, so far say na the same express we go reach and pass, no wahala

justmag:
what kinda relationship involves no kissing? ? Is that what's good these days? People really do that? Dats shud be illegal and any girl dat demands or seeks a no kissing relationship shud do some jail time!

... Well such relationship is a NO for me except I see a bright future for both of us.

Haha... I don't understand, Nigeria is already looking for opportunity to gain automatic qualification?

iceberylin:
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... Bro Uniport library no follow ooo, if to say I see Donald Ekong Library dere I for say op dey lie

justmag:
wooooow!! Is this a legit advice? Brothers can't get a kiss from a grown ass woman In this day and age?? Hell nah!!! On to the next one!

hmmm... Going for next one isn't bad either, she made her decisions, op makes his too, so if he can't cope with her decisions, then he should waka.

Emart:
I know... But, OK. What does it mean for your babe to laugh at another guy's joke in your presence, and not your joke.. It happened to me.

hmm... Bro lips sealed to ur question

Even if U fail mathematics in secondary school and statistics in the university, trust me being a fan of Super Eagles will make U look like a Ph.D holder in Statistics.
Nigerians doing permutations and combinations for super eagles since the time of Sir Lord Lugard .

Op I get ur point, I never lose hope too but am no longer dreaming about it.

Bishopskiss:
u r a funny one. If anyone here was around in d days of Aristotle then they should be wise enof bot to lie. The thing is we help people here n we can't help if its a lie. I do pray we get serious people in here. Thanks man

I pray so too, coz someone like me will definitely learn one or two things from the counselling zone. U are welcome sir...

It's not easy to friendzone a desired "punnny" .

Op reminds me of this popular song "turn down for what"?
Still singing TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?

Hmmm... It's like my own ship never reach offshore, it's named FRIENDZONESHIP .
I'll wait for someone who's in the same ship with me, hopefully there are no "Rose and Jack on this ship (thread) that will sink it before we (friendzoneship) reach offshore.

Good idea op, just that nairalanders have been lying since the time of Aristotle, and they may turn this counsellor zone to lying zone . God Bless U op...

Bro I'll suggest U mix three of them together and make them one, nothing sweet pass combinations of "tigbogbo-tigbo" coz no perfect person out there .

Being funny is always a natural thing, like most people had already pointed out don't force it, it flows from within and don't think about making some girls laugh every time, it may not work coz wetin some of them fit carry for mind that time fit tall pass Kilimanjaro and not ur jokes can bring it down

Op I just hope U have the ability in U and not peak milk coz if it's peak milk that's in U, u'll always end up being funny in one (1point) out of ur three (3 matches) jokes

naijaboiy:

sir! This ur laugh na which language abeg? Coz it looks and sounds like someone speaking in tongues . I like the smiles though, one love ...

tonididdy:
forget that thing...all hope isn't lost.

if Congo beat Sudan (which I doubt tho)...that gives them 9pts
if NIG beats SA, CNG and SUD...that is 3pts x3 + our 1pt now = 10pts

unless southafrica go do am for Congo but I doubt that'll happen since SA is at home.


nna forget....9ja go qualify...haba defending champions "we supposed get auto-ticket'' Sef if not for CAF wey come put us for this Groupofdeath

bro... I guess U didn't see the part where I said nice one bro, which means I understand the points and yet to lose hope completely.

After the world cup, it became a problem to have player ratings for the Super Eagles after each match, this days if you try rating the players u'll just continue to get confused about the scoreline .
So pathetic