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Yeye dey smell
The thunder wey go fire U dey do press up

I forgive him because he never joked by saying "I've being to Nigeria, I av Ebola", nah then I for vex for am and double vexed for people that tested him coz the last time I checked, Nigeria is Ebola free. So he can be anywhere in Africa, but they should please not link any of those jokes to Nigeria.

Nigeria great people, great nation.

Even if they drag them to Choba, all I want is 3 points for the eagles.

Even when Arsenal played unbeaten, Wenger never thought it could happen until the season had gone far, so op calm down coz the season is still a long race and moreover, it's not unbeaten that matters but winning the trophy.

Naetochukwu:
He isn't complaining.

... Yes na, that was why I said U should enjoy him. Seriously, not all guys can cook and the ones that can cook, might feel they don't have to cook when their babe is around.
So enjoy ur chef once again.

Op I know U might tell me U are born again so I'll advise U to be born again and again so that U'll be able to appreciate and enjoy ur born again babe, but if not, I'll suggest u do the needful.

Haha... I dey feel U jare, shey U want him to propose so that he'll always be in the kitchen while U watch tv in the sitting room? Since U wanna make him ur wife and U the husband, please do the needful and propose to him like husbands does to their wives.

It's a plus to a guy if he can cook, so op enjoy ur chef.

Op what's the way forward? coz most of our guys plays for FC Braga (they'll continue to brag) and alot of our ladies are Linus (they won't stop lying)

Hehe... Yeye dey smell, being slim doesn't mean U won't add weight as U grow especially when the person is comfortable. So if love carry u go where slim guy dey, don't dull urself coz the other guy being huge doesn't guarantee he will be a good partner in a relationship.

J0nyb0y:
Lmao... Wicked dude!

... Just trying to be straightforward , I can see where the wickedness is though

tobiboss:
**falls from okada**
Hahahahahahaha

... Helps him up, dust his trouser, checks for minor wounds (nothing), starts his Okada (working), helps him climb his Okada, he rides on. Looks left and right, road is free and he crosses the road too .

After falling from Okada, thank God he didn't break his heart (oops... His leg) hopefully op's heart won't be broken too.

U too much bro... One love

naturally:
Not ideal. Some partners can be over jealous

I agree with U... Thanks. One of the boyfriends actually called me one day with his line immediately i ended the call with the girl, he called and never said anything but to hear my voice (hello), i knew the call came from him but allowed the girl to find out by herself and she was furious towards him.

Nigeria is a land blessed with natural Ebola cure but not for Liberians, thank God Nigeria wasn't in his travelling list coz he wouldn't have made to Nigeria. Any Ebola patient coming to Nigeria with the virus, miss road (I don't wanna pray for death) by fire by force.

nedu2000:
What are you discussing with a gal u don't intend bedding for lengthy hours for?they don't like sports,they don't like politics and u obviously can talk about sex.
So what exactly r u discussing about?your in a terrible zone bro

haha... This zone of a thing, bro I just hope am not in a war zone. Stuffs sha but mainly about her admission.

toecyne:
Call a nigga instead / yu are in d friendzone by the way

U ar on point... But does that mean ladies don't ask their guys who they're talking to for a long time? Coz my guy babe can still ask him the same question.

U know how we do feel when an accident is about to happen or did happen, I will shout "Jisos" coz that's definitely an accidental response .

dytbabe:
Bros eh, in as much as ur post made lotta sense, it took me 5th readin to undersatnd
Pls always mix with english

Nice point btw

Thanks! I felt pidgin will go well since we're talking about material(s) and what came into my mind was how i do buy materials years back. Thanks once again, one love...

Actually, when am in the mood and have enough call credit I can talk on the phone with a guy or lady for long, depending on how close we are and the responses too.
I had a long discussion on the phone with one of my female friends and the call lasted for more than 10minutes, i ended the call but told her I'll call her back soon (was just in d mood).

When I called her back, she said i almost got her into trouble, coz her boyfriend tried calling her for more than 10minutes that we were talking but her line was busy.
She said she told the guy i was the one and she had already discussed me with the guy before, but the guy asked her "do U talk that long with him?

My question is, " how do U feel or what'll be ur reactions if ur partner's line is busy for long and u asked who he/she was talking to, only to be told it was someone of opposite sex whom U may or may not know".
Let's assume it's not on a business level.

Lateralmaths:
Hmmm. You be prof for this matter o.

haha... Boss na becoz say I too like materials for market na

U are not in his mind so stop assuming for him, what if he wants to tell U the worst thing(s) U wouldn't want to hear? Abeg free the guy, when he's ready or wants U to be his wife he'll propose to U, abii wetin pesin fit dey shy for when saying WILL YOU MARRY ME? We both know U won't even allow him to finish before u'll shout YES! YES! YES! I win (sorry, I will)

Hmmm... Wife material? Well wife material full everywhere na, just like going to market to buy material(s). Any or all of these things fit happen; U see material wey U like but d material too fine U run say ehn fit cost too much , U see another one wey no fine U run say ur friends no go like am instead of U to buy other materials join am make ehn fine , U see d material wey U like but bcoz anoda pesin dey hold am U just run comot , U see anoda material wey fine U price am bt didn't wait for reply to d price wey U bargain U just dash out .

Ur friends bin tell U say d material wey U see dey admire say dem don use d type b4 bt ehn no last bcoz of dt U bone face , finally, U see material wey gud bcoz say dem dey call u make U come buy U come dey do shakara say d seller dey desperate to sell .

So op, finding wife material no be d problem but above points might be d problem.

Shey the wives of Toure brothers, Drogba, Gervinho, Bony, Barry, Eboue, Kalou, etc no dey play ball for their female National team? If yes! Then it'll be 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 in fact I've lost count In favour of Super Falcons.
Well football no be mathematics, but then I still expect our team to beat them.

Super Falcons had been molesting other female teams without protection and di*do since the time of Aristotle
God Bless Nigeria, God Bless our teams and God Bless us all.

Nah today, why do U think some ladies prefers the semen to hollandia milk? It's very simple now, ladies have to take care of their guys or husbands, make sure he's in good shape so that the secretion can be full, thick and nutritious

Vikky014:

Choi... See ur gap teeth from ur smiles , he returns her smiles with his closed teeth

Vikky014:

words from "Aphrodite" goddess of love

This is one of the reasons why I don't lent people what I can't forgo, it's easier to borrow but much difficult to pay back.
The babe no do well, but I'll suggest ur friend should continue to try and reach her, beg her and settle everything. The obvious truth is that it's looking like their relationship is heading to a dead end, and if that's the case it won't be good if they don't settle the money matter after which "train can pass through them" .

Vikky014:
hahaha@sambisa forest.errrm op pls dnt marry any of dem o.it will b dangerous.dey may even use juju

TRUE talk a lady that understands her fellow ladies has spoken wisely.

ucheokpara100:
sory my friend jst try 2 read and undastnd i'm nt a graduate yet, i inherited dis wealth bt 'll go to school soon.

with this ur reply, I have no reason to doubt U. Now I can understand why ur staff (the ladies) want to turn ur office to Sambisa forest. God'll give U directions on what to do and how to handle d matter.

Op beauty they say is in the eyes of the beholder, for U to marry her that means one or two things must've attracted her to U. Believe me, beauty doesn't guarantee a good wife or a good home, if marriage or good homes is all about beauty, celebrities won't be having popular divorce after popular wedding ceremonies.

Finally, nobody will share ur wife with U, no winking at her or crushing

Op abeg enjoy johr, am sure na guys wey dey girlfriendless like me go advise U pass.
I no get gf not to talk of her spending on me, so op I no get advise for U than U can still share her with any of ur friends that's in need of spending since U don tire. Just joking

simtosul:
tanks

U are welcome sir...

Must everything be bought? Op I think U should ask her for one of her favourite picture, take it to artists, let them draw, design it or whatever, they'll know what to do with it in an artistic way, am sure she'll love it coz the picture might likely stay close to her more than her boyfriend