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She's hot like Agege bread...

Haha... if friends see me they'll be like, Kenny! Why are u still around?
Me: I dey wait for service
Friends: where u come dey work now?
Me: People wey don come back from service, which work dem don get?

My reply would be: sir! After sketching it, will u go to heaven to confirm if the sketch is correct or not?

... next time she'll wear butt pad for her shadow too
Humans (both male and female) deceiving themselves since the time of Adam and Eve

No be by force to do Ponytail coz no be by force to smoke monkeytail too

Yeah! I may not know the 55 things, but one thing I know is THIS COUNTRY IS IN SERIOUS MESS...

190k? Abeg nah automatic employment?

He pitied them coz if had won, there won't be much left to embezzle.

U call those bathroom slippers breasts? Well I won't stop the lady if the party is taking place in the jungle where her fellow animals live

Even on saturday? Op for wait till sunday to share this testimony during church service nah.
Am happy for your babe sha... do u know why? She's got a man that'll forgive her if she cheats

Just agents? Whereas the players to be signed (candidates) and the coach to sign the players (INEC OFFICIALS) are busy resting like babies. If u know sports, u'll understand my point.

Okay! Nairaland and lists though... so tell me Op, are there saint musicians out there?
Make una call me when a topic like "list of Nigeria musicians that eats everyday is created".
Mtchew...

Congratulations to her... this news doesn't change the colour of my Afro either

Haha... him dey seek attention for ehn comeback? Well Lynxx I think the industry didn't miss u at all, please go stage a fight (fake) with another celeb to announce your comeback.

U Damn need publicity stunt... some people feel even with your songs, u are always on break.

Nothing new here... we slim and fit people rocks...

cruzita:
mehn!!!!!this girl is hot!!!! wish I was a man,she wouldn't have escaped me

since u are a lady, someone too doesn't want u to escape him

Abeg who thief her boobi for the last pics?
She fine... make she no end up like some beauty queens here in Naija wey dey end up as babymamas, or visit someone in the hospital all dressed in crown and tags or whatever they call them

Hehe... congratulations to the new signing, he just got a gym instructor to himself in the name of Iyanya

After buying followers up and down, they come online to complaint that fans are insulting, mocking and meddling into their personal and private affairs . Why won't that happen, when they've bought both the mad and the frustrated ones as their followers who have access to the internet

Same old sh*ts... vulgar lyrics noni
Congratulations to him and YBNL crew

Mtchew... others they rock their acting skills, she dey rock massive curves, maybe that was what made her an actress .

See dem omo this babe go sweet to knack sha, some people go like to knack "V" wey go make their "" bend immediately because of muscle .

Don't get it twisted, athletic body rocks

Abeg person dey wear that kind of heel during pregnancy? Just asking coz anybody that smoked dry pawpaw leaf should not quote me and yarn dust.

She's pretty...

As wicked as we or most of us see the devil, if u give this same devil guns to carry about like oir security operatives, he (devil) won't be shooting anyhow like our security men does.

missdebs:
behold, lay thine eyes on my field of f**ks, and see that they are barren

shall thou allow my cutlass and hoes cultivate your field of f**ks, then thou shalt knoweth how fertile thou art .

Video shoot loading but which of his daughters was he carrying?

Video shoot loading..

I guess he's working on something, coz he seriously need all the attentions.

And so?
How was this news worthy?

Yeah another album that'll be most likely be filled with vulgar words or lyrics as usual.
Adekunle Gold is multi talented fine, now did art work for Lil kesh's album isorait .

Pumpkin34:
Sorry to say but you're a Clown.

... u see my gap tooth? Ehn no dey natural eh... I never tell person before, nah u be the first person I go tell say nah rat chop am. Abeg make Lala no hear am o