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CrimeRe: Housewife Who Stabbed Husband To Death Over 'baba Ijebu' Bags 7 Years Jail Time by AfroSamurai: 9:17pm On May 08, 2017
skarlett:
Will pounds and dollars drip from your lips? Cos I have put on my lipstick to give you the kiss of your life
Pleasure and sighs will emanate from your lips, when I pound you from behind, like a well groomed pornstar_

Hence, pounds and dollars will grace your pocket, cos the samurai decided to say hi, to your coochie.
RomanceRe: Story Time! ..... Time ! Time ! ! Time ! ! ! by AfroSamurai: 9:14pm On May 08, 2017
sexybbstar:
No no...its over! grin
Yes yes! It just started. Now open up, jare. grin
RomanceRe: Check Out This Drawing Of Jacksparr0w127 Made By Me by AfroSamurai: 9:12pm On May 08, 2017
McBrooklyn:
Lol, Funny I can still vividly remember those particular scenes from the terminator series... cheesy
Oh The Terminator (T-101) is famously known for wearing sun shades in the night. Something very peculiar. Given that he has night vision and he "sees everything".

Now that's way different from the teenager in question, cos the only thing that kid sees is his ever dying penchant for stealing rap verses his less than useless brain can even comprehend.
RomanceRe: Story Time! ..... Time ! Time ! ! Time ! ! ! by AfroSamurai: 9:08pm On May 08, 2017
sexybbstar:
I cant remember too ojare
Oh my. Can we relive the moment again? grin
RomanceRe: Story Time! ..... Time ! Time ! ! Time ! ! ! by AfroSamurai: 9:03pm On May 08, 2017
sexybbstar:
So u dont remember?..welldone
Ah, take me back memory lane, baby gurl. You know a brother has many things on his mind. grin
CrimeRe: Housewife Who Stabbed Husband To Death Over 'baba Ijebu' Bags 7 Years Jail Time by AfroSamurai: 9:02pm On May 08, 2017
skarlett:
*typing from kirikiri ATM*

undecided

You no serious grin
Oya come and kiss me jare. tongue
RomanceRe: Story Time! ..... Time ! Time ! ! Time ! ! ! by AfroSamurai: 8:56pm On May 08, 2017
sexybbstar:
The last time we had it. undecided tongue
And when was that? tongue
RomanceRe: Check Out This Drawing Of Jacksparr0w127 Made By Me by AfroSamurai: 8:53pm On May 08, 2017
McBrooklyn:
Bro, what's up with the sunlight shade even at night now?? cheesy
Plagiarising Immortal Technique isn't enough for that dude. Now he wants to copy The Terminator.

Hey, "I'll be back". grin
RomanceRe: Check Out This Drawing Of Jacksparr0w127 Made By Me by AfroSamurai: 8:51pm On May 08, 2017
McBrooklyn:
Lol, funniest thing is dude might even be a brighter artist than the so-called LDV... Too bad we can only judge a man's dick only when it's erect especially here in Nigeria... cheesy
grin
RomanceRe: Check Out This Drawing Of Jacksparr0w127 Made By Me by AfroSamurai: 8:48pm On May 08, 2017
ireneony:
I'm suspecting you...a straight artiste first concern is to draw a lady not a guy.
grin
RomanceRe: Story Time! ..... Time ! Time ! ! Time ! ! ! by AfroSamurai: 8:44pm On May 08, 2017
sexybbstar:
Once Upn A Time,there Was Who Has A Granma. 1 Day Dey Has Ntin 2 Eat Ad Has No Money. So D Boy Went 2 D Bush Ad Killed A Rabbit So He Took It Home Ad Left 4 Another Place. Ungeting Home He Saw Is Granma Eatin D Rabbit.Den He Ask Wit A Song.
Granma ! Granma ! Where Is My Rabbit,
My Rabbit Come Frm Bush.
GRANMA;I HAV EATEN IT, SO D Granma Gave Him A Knife.He Cry Ad Went Away, On Is Way He Met A Sexy Girl Inneed Of A Knife,d Girl Collect D Knife Frm Him,den He Song Again,,.
Boy.Sexy Gel ! Sexy Gel ! Where Is My Knife? My Knife Come Frm Granma,granma Eat My Rabbit My Rabbit Come Frm Bush.D Sexy Gel Gave Him Some Orange,den He Continou Goin On His Way D Orange Po Into D River. Den He Started Singin Again.
Boy.River ! River ! Where Is My Orange My Orange Come Frm Sexy Gel,sexy Take My Knife, My Knife Come Frm Granma,grama Eat My Rabbit,my Rabbit Come Frm Bush. So D River Gave Him Some Fishes.He Continou Goin,
STORY CONTINOU

You are tired of the grammer.....sorry

I'm in my house,come and beat me tongue
Tell me, when was the last time you had sex?
RomanceRe: Check Out This Drawing Of Jacksparr0w127 Made By Me by AfroSamurai: 8:31pm On May 08, 2017
McBrooklyn:
Lol, that's sarcasm now... Just trying to massage the dude's ego a little bit... cheesy
That's why it's hilarious. grin
CrimeRe: Housewife Who Stabbed Husband To Death Over 'baba Ijebu' Bags 7 Years Jail Time by AfroSamurai: 7:55pm On May 08, 2017
No offence, the girl kinda look like Skarlett.
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday Obiorathesubtle by AfroSamurai: 7:48pm On May 08, 2017
Happy Birthday.
RomanceRe: Check Out This Drawing Of Jacksparr0w127 Made By Me by AfroSamurai: 7:46pm On May 08, 2017
McBrooklyn:
Wow, this is fûcking fantastic Bro... Even Leonardo Da Vinci ain't got nothing on you... cool
This is hilarious.

RomanceRe: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by AfroSamurai: 7:39pm On May 08, 2017
Raine80:
Like an Afro Samurai ......
grin I forgot you watch anime. How forgetful of me. grin
RomanceRe: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by AfroSamurai: 7:22pm On May 08, 2017
Raine80:
Won't happen, I have a very different perspective to how you view life. Yours is governed by checks and balances real and imagined. I don't have that burden.
Can I ask how you view life? smiley
PoliticsRe: Priests Visit Nnamdi Kanu And His Wife In Umuahia (Photos) by AfroSamurai: 2:05pm On May 08, 2017
Boanage1:
Child, he testified to you or your family?
No adult, he testified to the government of the federal republic of Nigeria. tongue
PoliticsRe: Priests Visit Nnamdi Kanu And His Wife In Umuahia (Photos) by AfroSamurai: 10:41am On May 08, 2017
sukkot:
this guy looks sick. i hope they did not poison his food in kuje
Poison he food? Dude looks like someone who was sodomised. grin
PoliticsRe: Priests Visit Nnamdi Kanu And His Wife In Umuahia (Photos) by AfroSamurai: 10:40am On May 08, 2017
Ipob celebrity. I'm sure he has testified that Nigeria is better and bigger than Biafra.

Next time make him think before him act.

Nonsense man!. tongue
PoliticsRe: Show Me One Nairaland Biafran Supporter Who Didnt Shout GEJ Till 2019? by AfroSamurai: 6:52am On May 08, 2017
NgeneUkwenu:
Let us examine the fraud called ipob and Nnamdi Cownu!

Lets go there! grin grin

Mention just one handle!

Note: I have a video clip, where Kanu was soliciting Votes for PDP!
Tell us something.
RomanceRe: See Place Where Couples Have Sex On Beaches by AfroSamurai: 10:09pm On May 07, 2017
Raine80:
Couples get freaky outside what's the issue there? Why should it always be in bed looking up at the ceiling?
You prefer standing looking at the colour in your toes? wink grin
PoliticsRe: Makarfi-led PDP Triggers Option B, Set To Fuse Into APDA by AfroSamurai: 10:03pm On May 07, 2017
Pro2makx:
What a fact thrown in my face. You should be thankful and dancing Shoki tonight that I don't have much time to spare. For your mind, you don establish fact? Dude, I simply don't have the luxury of time tonight.
And for daring to want to make yourself sound like u got a point even when u have none, I will make out time later to address your curiosity.
I wonder if u r not in Nigeria
Puhlease! Spare me the useless regurgitating nonsense you're spewing. You were asked to provide facts, but instead, you chose to dance like a badly battered sodomised ballerina whose legs can't keep her standing.

So, Mr. Man. Next time, before you cough out whatever nonsense your brain think of, first make sure you have proof to back it up.

Thanks for your time, you've been dismissed.
PoliticsRe: Makarfi-led PDP Triggers Option B, Set To Fuse Into APDA by AfroSamurai: 9:07pm On May 07, 2017
Pro2makx:
I assume u didn't ask me this question. Because even a blind man or a deaf man will not ask such.
I won't be wasting my time giving u a full list, but please where this your strong men from, amechi and saraki?
Nonsense! A lousy attempt at evading a very lucid question. So Amaechi and Saraki constitute the majority of those who decamped from PDP to APC?

Here you are saying you won't waste your time when real facts is shoved in your face.

I wonder when the few became the majority. Since you can't provide any list, i'll advise you to please relax and watch things unfurl so next time, you won't be quick to make to frivolous claims to things you can't back up with facts.

Thank you, sir.
PoliticsRe: Makarfi-led PDP Triggers Option B, Set To Fuse Into APDA by AfroSamurai: 8:56pm On May 07, 2017
Pro2makx:
My question sir, are they not the majority of your today APC?
If it's right for them to leave PDP and join APC, what's wrong in them leaving PDP for APDA?
Can you kindly provide the names of those who decamped from PDP to APC? Let's compare and contrast and see if they constitute the majority of today's APC, sir.
PoliticsRe: Makarfi-led PDP Triggers Option B, Set To Fuse Into APDA by AfroSamurai: 8:43pm On May 07, 2017
Pro2makx:
And this set of people u so detest are not in APC? Are u implying nothing good can come out of APC?
The best you wailers can do right now is hide your head in fear, because the wild wild Tornado is coming.
Finally the hope of ordinary Nigerian is here
Wailer? I'm never one. I campaigned and voted PMB in and ousted GEJ.

But we must speak the truth, we Nigeria to move forward, most of the thieves must disappear!.
Foreign AffairsRe: Nude Photos Of Diane Shima Rwigara, Rwanda's Presidential Candidate by AfroSamurai: 8:41pm On May 07, 2017
So? huh "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone".

She's sexy by the way.
PoliticsRe: More Photos and Video Of President Buhari Addressing The Chibok Girls in Abuja by AfroSamurai: 7:55pm On May 07, 2017
Em, with recent event of things, I believe Oby Ezekwesili will soon find herself, what's that word again.... Useless!!!. In the scheme of things. grin
PoliticsRe: Makarfi-led PDP Triggers Option B, Set To Fuse Into APDA by AfroSamurai: 7:43pm On May 07, 2017
SEYILIGHT:
Don't give up on the new party yet, they may be the saviour...


Let's see their manifestos first.
As long as that new party has the likes of those who contributed to the episodic decadence that befell this country, nothing! I repeat absolutely nothing good can come out of this so called new party.

The sooner we start telling ourselves the truth, better it will be for us all.

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