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I want a slim, fair an working-class chick

2dice:
ok lemme help U .... Describe the kind of Girl you wanna meet??

I believe you can help me. I'm serious !

McBeee:
I would have said ask Google but apparently someone was thinking in line

... google cant help me ? How can I meet beatiful chick like you ? .

6ty6ix:
ask google

There is this chick ( name-withheld)on Nairaland I have a crush on but I don't know how to go about meeting ladies on this platform. I will appreciate if you girls can help me?

You can never tell there is a miracle somewhere. But wait, what is going through your mind, is happening to other candidates

llade:
How do I even get to console myself with what I happened in d case study and erase d tots of dissappointment. The stark reality is dat unless a miracle happens ICAN to chop my moni again for me to write Case Study in November. So painful. I pray I just pass cos it has been a long joni btw me and ICAN and I intend To end it in 2015.

lol

zealot4me:
Well said!
the shit definitely gets irritating

Girls get irritated by constant approaches all the time, their mental system is always on autopilot and pratically rejects all of the prospective suitors. Conclusively, this cannot happen especially if the girl is well-mannered, except she is an olosho ![font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

Pope22:
If you are dating a beautiful girl..its obvious and certain that a minimum of 3guys per day will try their luck on her on chyking her and asking her out which makes it:

21guys per week
84guys per month
1008guys per year

Now tell me, can your girl say NO 1008 times in a year?
Briefly discuss

Cc: lalasticlala, Ishilove

Noted ... All contestant vote for me

Dygeasy:
Hello Guys,

This is to inform you all that the Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 Will kickoff on Monday 22nd June 2015. Our sincere Apologies for the delay. We have a lot of contestants and if the contestants are ready there is need for the organizers to be ready too. Please bear with us.


We're coming with a BANG!!!

Vert Pathetic


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coldplay, U2, of monster and men,maroon 5, florence and the machine ? i guess u are still far from rock music !

Sessyjee:
Lolz.. I actually love REAL rock music too tho... My fav bands include:
**Fun,
**Mumford and Sons
**Snow Patrol
**30 seconds to mars
**Cage the elephant
**Keane
**Linkin Park
**Nickleback
**Cut off your hands
**Imagine Dragons
**The answering Machine
**Kings of Leon
**Neon Trees
**One republic
**Paramore
**Pj Harvey
**The Black Keys
**Volbeat
**Handsome Furs
**The Fray
**Amy winehouse
**Jimmy Hendrix
And lots more...

soft and alternative rock sounds nice

Ellylace:
Noise in rock music Hahaha haha..There's no such thing! However, to each his own..But I really advice u step outta ur comfort zone..just a lil.

THESE ARE HARD ROCKS I CANT COPE WITH THE NOISE! I LOVE SOFT ROCK

Ellylace:
No they don't.. Bands like Skillet, Red, Love and Death, Thousand foot Krutch etc..are examples of great rock bands that I actually love with all my heart and soul! ..and they're not boring!

I need ur support

kwencypresh:
yes

If u need an answer from me, quote me

Omotayor123:
.The floor is now officially open. Today's interview was shii though.

Not interesting at all.
Even the contestants doesn't improve the situation...

I did boss

Ayima:
The interviewers have tried their best but the interviewees where are you guys na.

Thanks boss... U r the best

Ayima:
I like this.
N1m that is a lot of money. I will invest in selling
of agricultural produce. It means if you are the president of Nigeria, we can't experience Dutch disease. Weldone!!

Yeah

haywire1:
Chartered??

wristwatch:
Lovely.

Can you tell about a time you are faced with difficult and how u were able to solve them.

If u are the winner of Mr. Nairaland, what is the first thing u will do?

If u are given N1m to invest, which sector will u invest the money?

Who have it easier in life; Man or woman?

When I failed my qualifying Exams, I was pained. But an occurrence happened that changed my mindet which was the death of my colleague who qualified ahead of me. Anyway I passed the exams in the end to cut the lond story short. the morale: When there is life, there is hope.

If I am win the competition, I will congratulate everybody who voted for me.

N1m that is a lot of money. I will invest in selling of agricultural produce.

Who has it easier man or woman? hmm...It depends on the chosen path undertaken.

answered

ronald4lif:
Afuye and rollyberry, please confirm you got the questions and grant it the required attention. Thanks.

ronald4lif:
Nice one.

What's your posture on gender equality and give reasons for your answer?.

After a divorce, who should have parental custody of the kids and why?.

What do you think make Nigeria unique and stands out from the rest of the world?.

At what age do you think a man should get married and what do you think is responsible for the high rate of divorce we are face with today and how do we contain divorce?.

My opinion on gender equality is that no one is superior to the other except in marriage where the man takes the lead.

After divorce, parental custody should be based on mutual agreement after taking time, financial capability and child preference incase he or she is 10 years and above.

What makes Nigeria stands out is our ability to survive amidst chaos and move on. I belive Fela's song " Suffering and smilling" tells a great deal.

There is no age for a man to get married unless he is financial, mentally and spiritually ready for it. The reasons for divorce are owing to anumber of factors. We get married for many reasons.so if any of the reasons fade it can undermine the marriage. communication and peer pressure cause marriage breakdown.

wristwatch:
@ rollyberry and afuye

Where do you see yourself in 5years time?


If you are given the opportunity to moderate nairaland for a day, what measures will u take and step to make it a better forum?

If u are the president of nigeria for a month, what problems will u tackle within the short period?

In the next 5years, I see myself doing my own business and employing the unemployed.

If I am given the opportunity to moderate for a day on nairaland. I will award life ban to online trolls and bring educative topic to the frontpage.

The first two problems that I will tackle if I am made president is tackling corruption and insecurity.

ronald4lif:
Okay thanks.

Do you think you have an edge over other contestants and why?.

How would you convince undecided voters to vote for you?.

What made you to study accountancy and what's your definition of success?

I am a brainy, classy and social person with a diverse cultural background. I believe those qualities give me an edge over contestants. Also Mr. Nairaland must be someone who appreciates and embraces all cultures.

I believe with the qualities I have stated, voters will deem it fit to vote for me. The competition is not about handsomeness but a combination of other factors which I believe undecided voters will take a look at.

The profession is all about accountability, integrity and accuracy. The virtues made me vie for the profession.

My definition of success is achieving satisfaction and contentment.

ronald4lif:
Steps on the rostrum,

Please tell us your names, education and religious background, relationship status, age and place of birth?.

Afuye, Rollyberry, Raplawd, Tolzeal and Officialcat3rg.

Name: Wale Afuye

Educational background - chartered accountant

Religious background christian

Relationship status - Engaged and Complicated

Age 27 years

place of birth- Lagos

Mhizkel:
Contestants and hosts, can we please recognise your presence?

Mhizkel:
Contestants and hosts, can we please recognise your presence?

ok seated

Ok boss

wristwatch:
This thread has serve it's purpose. Thanks cohosts and contestants.

Tomorrow contestants are Afuye, Rollyberry, officialcat3rg, Raplawd, Tolzeal, Alberto2K.

Mhizkel, u will drop the thread while tosyne2much, ronald4lif and midehi will be the interviewers today.

Contestants note that the interview will kick off by 6pm.

Till tomorrow goodnight guys.

sent ma

MizMyColi:
Your email please?

walosha@yahoo.com

MizMyColi:
Your email please?

i have not. kindly resend it

MizMyColi:
@Kizmarty @Warriboy21 @Afuye


Please confirm you received the mail from Nairalandpagents.
Thanks.

lol u are funny... nice dp u have

ToyozzieTohBad:
So Mikel cheated on me!

Vote Afuye as Mr NAIRALAND