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Well said sir but still vote for me

justjify:
"Lekinz hails from Ipokia Local Government, Ogun State. He's presently and IPhone Expert/Graphics designer. He's 18 years old and he's also an aspiring undergraduate into AAUA to study Computer Science."

Someone tell me what this dude means by an aspiring undergraduate . Dear Lekinz, don't you want to be something better?
Meanwhile Afuye, Kindly concentrate on your ICAN program, it will profit you a billion times, rather than get in a less profitable venture as this.
In Phynos voice Iranuuuuuuuuuu

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Lol

animalz:
DID YOU THINK I AM JOKING BEFORE

R u serious at all

animalz:
SONS OF AN ANIMAL


WHAT THE FVCK


SEE WHAT RELIGION HAVE TURN YOU PEOPLE INTO.


MOST YOU FALL OR WHAT?

NOW YOU WANT TO BEHAVE LIKE AN ANIMAL BY FALLING UP AND DOWN. ASK THOSE PEOPLE WHO FALL, HAS ANY GOOD THING HAPPEN TO THEIR LIFE.

No, I am not

calculator123:
it doesn't mean u possessed,but can i ask u are u truly born again? if no maybe that xplains y.if yes then u need to key in the spirit often than usual.remain blessed

We'll said, thanks

NervousErection:
You have the answer

Agreed but that is not a justification to spew insults at ur president

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Buh dey all said non sense against jonathan, nobody cautioned dem.
Where is thy equity?

It happens to me too and please don't abuse our beloved president needlessly

Buy kolanuts

Always stealing the front page

INTROVERT:
That's good

I wish him long life and prosperti

You just made total sense

gists:
My annoyance with this new BVN is that I get sick of banks and other institutions asking for details ever 3 years or thereabout. A few years ago, we were told to come for KYC - they think didn't of BVN then. 2 yrs later, we were asked to get NUBAN - again BVN was not in their agenda. Not minding the fact that we were forced to give our biodata to telecoms, driving license, national ID card what stops them from synchronising all the data we have given in the past and just ask people to confirm.
Only God know what will come next. For me as a last-minute-dot-com person, I will wait till 3:30pn on June 29th

Nigeria govt are always asking for new information which turns out to be usesless.

I doubt it if there won't be a call for fresh registration afet two years!

You mean the software itself

Hebden:
Hello all , i am doing a school project related with an investment intermediary that offers an equity/fixed income trading platform and i need to know approximately how much does an electronic trading platform cost or approximately how much commission is charged in case of white labeling ?

I just need a general number and i cant find anything, i even contacted some firms that sell platforms like this, but they do not want to disclose such an information to a student like me I would appreciate any suggestions related with the costs of such software and i am sorry if it is a bit off topic. Thank you.


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This is serious!

please do the needful cc: l

The All Progressives Congress (APC) transition committee has asked President Muhammadu Buhari to work out “detailed and coordinated” plan to remove subsidy on premium motor spirit (PMS), otherwise known as petrol.

The advisory body, whose report is expected to influence the policy direction of the new government, also recommended that kerosene subsidy should be scrapped immediately.

While kerosene is officially N50 per litre, the end users pay as much as N150 despite the existence of subsidy — a case of double jeopardy for the government and consumers but a source of massive income for marketers and fuel import contractors.

https://www.thecable.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Fuel-Queue-Kegs.jpg

The committee also asked Buhari to privatise the nation’s four refineries by adopting the Nigerian Liquefied Natural Gas (NLNG) as a model.

NLNG is jointly owned by the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) 49%, Shell Gas B.V. 25.6%, Total LNG Nigeria Ltd 15% and Eni International 10.4% — but it is not managed by the Nigerian government, unlike the nation’s refineries which are solely managed by the NNPC.

These recommendations, in a report seen by TheCable, are intended to “eliminate waste and redirect resources to fuel development, growth and job creation”, according to the committee headed by Ahmed Joda, former super perm secretary.

Fuel subsidy, which gulps billions of dollars every year, has been a very volatile issue in Nigeria’s political economy since the mid-1980s, leading to riots and demonstrations because of the resultant increase in pump prices of petroleum products.

But with dwindling oil revenue, ballooning subsidy claims and growing national debt, there is an emerging consensus that the expenditure can no longer be sustained.

Attempts by the administration of former President Goodluck Jonathan to remove the subsidy in 2012 were greeted with nationwide protests amidst allegations of scam in payments to marketers running into trillions of naira. Jonathan eventually reversed the policy.
Fuel Queue Kegs

Nigerians queue endlessly for kerosene

Federal government currently owes oil marketers over N200 billion, a development that recently resulted in a nationwide fuel crisis as they cut down on importation.

With another N400 billion owed in salary arrears to federal workers, the Joda committee has asked Buhari to pay arrears of salary and fuel subsidy, “failing which it could lead to mass labour unrest which could undermine the goodwill of the Administration”.

The committee recommended that all outstanding subsidy liabilities should be audited and the verified claims paid to marketers to “ensure PMS is readily available to the market to avoid further fuel queues”.

Other key recommendations concerning the oil and gas sector include:

Reviewing all Nigerian Petroleum Development Company (NPDC) operations and agreements especially the Strategic Alliance Agreements executed with third parties. This is to recoup any unearned royalties, taxes and any potential over-lifting under these agreements. This is one of the issues raised in the recent KPMG audit of NNPC.
Reviewing all pioneer status granted and tax waivers and renegotiating or revoking concessions granted in order to recoup unpaid taxes. The Nigerian Investment Promotion Council (NIPC) was recently accused of indiscriminately granting pioneer certificates which led to an estimated loss of $20 billion revenue over five years.
Commencing a full scale reorganisation and restructuring of NNPC and its subsidiaries to reposition it as a globally competitive national oil company and “significantly enhance reserves, output and revenues while creating major linkages with other sectors of the Nigerian economy”.
Incorporating the existing joint ventures (JVs) and reducing federal government stake to 49% “which should be on the listed on the Nigerian Stock Exchange”. This is expected to raise significant revenue from asset sale, relieve the government of the burden of cash call obligations and facilitate investment for accretion of reserves.
Commencing an audit of all Offshore Processing Agreements and Crude Swap Agreements entered by NNPC to identify and claim any reimbursements for excess crude lifted vis-a -vis products delivered based on a fair and transparent audit process.
Providing relevant security hardware and personnel to eliminate vandalism to critical pipeline infrastructure and unauthorised offshore vessel loading.

The Joda committee submitted its report on June 12, recommending, among other things, that Buhari should reduce the number of ministries to 19 from the current 28

http://www.thecable.ng/exclusive-transition-committee-proposes-removal-fuel-subsidy

sent, sir !

CrazyMan:
Anytime

Thanks sir

CrazyMan:
Good!

Go to forum games board, scroll down you'll see the name of the moderator there, send him an e-mail indicating your reason, your preferred board, and any other information you feel might increase your chances and he will treat it accordingly. (he's the HRM of Nairaland)

Good luck.

I have now been unbanned!

CrazyMan:
Ok

Same here after checking you profile

chemmerfrank:
well i didnt find what i was looking for after snooping around your profile... But your one hell of a cutie

Chinue Achebe is a celebrated storyteller, don't you get it ?

OREMUSSANCTUS:
I said it
D guy is not good
D only book he wrote is " d lion and d jewel"
And he's still bragging like one great scholar
Yellowbars shld learn from Achebe'z legacy

[size=20pt]Stop being silly, there are no moral justifications for rape [/size]

Tapout:
chasing the devil away, yet still inviting him





interesting, ....

I detest ra'pe, but this is just being stupid, she's trying to avoid him and yet she normally goes to his house to while away time, ..who goes to someone's house by 9.30am on a Wednesday to while away time??

please we shouldn't jump into conclusion yet, like some posters have already done...there's more to this story, someone is not just telling the truth.....ra'pe my a'ss she probably has been having an affair with the guy in question, just that this time she wasn't expecting a foursome

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Thanks

lalasticlala:
Not necessary at all. His main thread is already on FP, so if there are criticisms, etc, everything should be on that thread...

I have not heard anything on my banning sir

lalasticlala:
Not necessary at all. His main thread is already on FP, so if there are criticisms, etc, everything should be on that thread...

I livr in a secluded environment and my work doesn't allow me meet people. I'm an introvert as well

gommex:
dats jus d reality

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