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timmfikk:
Imagine this everybody, this forum https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-166515.0.html#msg2740844 thats the guys forst post,and forst forum.

did he read the rule at all

nawa for this guy ooo

ibk

Hannibal:
I use a journalist's tape recorder to make sure.
In case she tries to play dice with me, i fish out the tape as evidence.
To catch a monkey, a man has to be a GORILLA.

lol

hug

ibk

you no de sleep?

bluespice:
weldone eh,
am off to bed see ya tomorrow

sweet dreams
No screams
till the sunrise
we will all rise

bluespice:
i am taken oh!
nice tho
really we should write a story
did i mention your a die hard romantic na wa

sweetie
she finally confesses her the feeling that was locked up in her
she said I am die hard romantic but she brought out the romance in me.
May be I should I let her relax to answer the questions in her mind
I offered her my chest to serve as her pillow
She quickly takes the offer and dissappears with a thousand stars

bluespice:
agaba thats so sweet
s'pity tho
crying after spilled milk

Everything else matters not
since her soul rejoices in the lines
Only her refusal drives me nuts
but with those smiles I am fine

bluespice:
awww keep on agaba but u will not succeed because this baybeee is taken

he is not asking for a chunk of your kingdom
but a piece of your heart
Although he will always keep his candor
he surely knows what head that fits the hat

bluespice:
what the hell?
he is twisted *smh*
*dies*

Naah she cannot die in my alms. Quickly I give her mouth to mouth resuscitation. She regains her breaths and drags me along.
Brings strawberry and feeds her. She lies on my bossom without saying a word but million stories are told

bluespice:
he he is u trying to woo me son?
nice lines tho
u never told me u wrote,

hold up!
u did write that didnt u?

Yea I did write them for her majesty
For she drives me into ecstacy.
what can i do to wipe her tears
if not for me to drive her fears

bluespice:
what the?
brings out her knife
and warns him for his life
leaving a print on his neck!
*leave me alone*

She leans back and kisses with the knife in her hand.
She is a good kisser. The knife drops and she shifts it with her leg.
She breaths heavily and then she caresses the knife mark. She melts into my alms. what a feeling

bluespice:
then why do u

I am not tormenting you and you know it

Please smile and stop crying Oh! gentle soul
I am good not brutal 'cos i am not Saul

Wipe your eyes
Clip you tear gland
sip the drink from the ice
I can only steal but a glance

bluespice:
what?
slap! hot slap

chamotex someone is molesting me here!

The slap turns out to be an aphrodisiac. Draws her closer and plants a kiss on her lips. *She smells good.
Wow nice hair doo*

bluespice:
he he he
no one!
ruby

agaba why do u have to torment my soul

Am I tormenting your soul. Your gentle soul needs no torment pretty gyal

bluespice:
agaba commot from here

Naaah when you are still here

Naah
MSU = Mid stream Urine

bluespice:
u no well u wish abi

*gives him the dirtiest look*
warning 2!

Woohooo

she sits on my laps and does a lap dance while frowning. I am loving the feeling._{soft pinch on her ass , she turns and looks at me with invitation in her eyes}

[kwusikwa ya oo

bluespice:
Gbam

you think it is funny

what is that suppose to mean? no more pishur

Okija_juju:
Nna, Akukwo nso' si na[b] "Man shall not live by bread alone[/b]".

But it did not say by every juice that comes from the puss.i and pleasure from ara umunwanyi

bluespice:
he he UOWD is like the next place MDX folks run to its being directly opposite seems to be an advantage beats me tho,
so u say u've seen me
he he u sure?
by the way i can't place your face
nywais my penchant for forgetting faces is legendary

Congrats!

yemmyse:
@agaba

na u carry light come look for trouble.

You feel you are making trouble abi? lol

You ain't seeing nothing bro. Just chill down enjoy that ride.

To compare my post with yours na him be trouble?

yemmyse:
@agaba
i don post well well for this forum, juxtapose my grammar with urs and u get the answer to your question

Juxtapose . . . what a big grammer
O boy easy, noin do you. I sabi say you be Queen Elizabeth's English teacher

You cannot run away from your shadows sweetie

bluespice:
ok riskie am scared now yes i do!
do u?

hey honey ?

hey blue
Why are you scared?

I also stay in DXB

yemmyse:
buster ko, buster rthymn ni.

Mo ni mo feran babe yen, o so oyinbo.

abeg ba magana.

Abeg, spoke english naa. Na becos the babe wan check out your grammer make you de spoke yoruba as a camouflage

fem

Moyo what?
Hugs her

bluespice:
@ agaba
*walks up to him n gives him the coldest look ever*
warning one!

that does the magic. She comes close and brushes my side with her boobs.
Pretended I did not notice that. _{feels good}