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Abeg make una follow me see paint-met. hahahahaha

Naija is sweet I no lie you
http://odili.net/news/source/2009/jan/25/504.html

Ewo nnemma, Ezigbo ifyp

Anoghi m ya.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xNarn1MY6kY

laru nke oma

ode remo:
Was ref. to that in your story.

oh ok

loving the dialogue

Jeez this is so hilarious

In fact I know a girl who did ' I want to be impregenated 'thingy
and he got impregnated last year.

ode remo:
@agaba

just curious, was in the poly in the 80,s wont say where , most of my mates then were cult members . most up to the moment remain jobless and each time i see these guys i remember how much influence, fear,favor they generated then. anyway i am happy that FORMER CAPONE is no more.

Capone? thanks for the correct spelling.
Now which former capone are you talking about?

Actually most of the mates of the guy I was talking about were surprised he was able graduate after 4 years.
As I said he was smart and you would never believe he was into cult.
This guy trained at a uni in the east anyway and graduated 2000.

superboi:
no there were at kwara arresting my goat

so you are the owner of that goat? I said it. I know the owner would soon come to claim his goat
Nigeria we hail thee

MrCrackles:
Agaba

Brash do not be.

I was not a cult guy but I have medled with two worlds and can tell you one cannot just dismiss things with a wave of the hand just because he cannot understand.

I am not saying the sheepgoat stole mazda. I am talking in general terms

ode remo:
@ agaba

nice story i always wanted to know what happened to x cult members? never been one never will be one but whats life like after wards i alway wonder.

The guy in question was smart and changed his ways. The last time I talked with him, he was gainfully employed. Don't know where he is now though.

romeo:
ewoooooo Agabadibia egbuo m

Romeo nwanna chill. This things get as them be lol

This particular case is funny but . . . .
were nwayoo nwoke m

Uche this one may not be true bro but . . . .

I have limited knowledge of the supernatural . . . .he should have truned into a leopard and attacked his attackers

In as much as this is hilarious
No one should contend the possibility of such happening.

Jakumo:
Any individual who truly does believe that humans and animals can toggle between one species and the other, or that a few smoke-dried animal parts stitched to garments can impart the moronic wearer with bullet-proof properties, or that vehicular transport is not required by magicians with travel plans, or that verbal curses can inflict any type of damage, or that human cadavers can be fashioned into free cash dispensing ATM machines, is by definition a seriously defective sub-human life-form who, in an ideal world, ought to be apprehended and humanely culled as a public service, so as to prevent contamination of the gene pool with the toxic effluent of mutant DNA carriers.

My friend you are entitled to your opinion but the world is still a mystery. Do not be in a haste to pass judgement.
How would you explain this just one
'' as a cult boy and a capoon, I have metal talisman given to me by my witch doctor which I alwys wear around my waist. I also have some concotions incised into my body.
The way it works is that whenever there is danger for instance, enemies from rival cult are closing in on me, the metal contracts and grips me on my waist. On noticing that, I will be on the run with the metal relaxing the farther away I am from the threat.
The day Iwas shot on the nose, I was not wearing this metal. It was on a book rack on the wall. But I sensed there is danger. I looked for it and could not find it. I was not comfortable until it fell down from the rack stretching visibly. It was late by then because at that moment, the guys were on my door.
They used their machette on me and there was no wound. they said' im carry jazz''. Then they brought a gun to shoot me, I was strucgling with them when it went off and shot me on the nose ridge. I fell down and they left me for dead . . . ''

How do you explain it?.
Someone may ask me if I was there. I saw the 'agwara' the metal. I know it is true. If you wanna know how, hit me up and I will tell you.
These things are possible but may not be as widespread as it is believed in Naija.
At least I know that vigilantes only operate in the night, so it is possible everywhere was dark and the guy disappeared at a point where a sheep/goat was grazing and the guys shouted Eureka!

ifyp Oliakwanu?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xINmoCGmNV0
Onye m bu na obi
kedu ka imere?

ihe nsonye = piercing into
ihe nduri = pushing against something . . .may be repeatedly
ihe nsori = still about piercing into something

all are describing ira otu(bleeping)

Chinenye you asked your parents to translate that for you? lmao

itinyere ha na high jump

yea

Macvyno:
We are making a fool of our Nigerian police for arresting a goat, calling it a show of the Nigerian Police low level of education, , what then would you say about this,

Pigeons Arrested for Espionage in IranPigeon kind in distress By Dan Talpalariu, Science Editor

3rd of November 2008, 15:22 GMT

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Security forces from Iran have recently captured and arrested two dangerous pigeons that posed a huge threat to the Iranian national security by spying on one of the many nuclear facilities of the country. The pair of birds, which have just raised terrorist operations to an even higher level, were caught by the military forces of the well-defended underground uranium enrichment plant in the city of Natanz, the Isfahan province.

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Pigeons-Arrested-For-Espionage-In-Iran-97047.shtml

yeparipa

another bottle of Odeku please,
Madam where is the ngwo ngwo? Abeg do quick

Bro go ahead! Another torri pleaseeee

I have been expecting to hear that the owner of the goat has come to claim the goat.
Haba, the thief just managed to escape them at a point where a sheep was grazing for food.
And and the police apprehended a goat abi na sheep sef

haha
for naija romance is all about Mr.Biggs, tantalizer and banging . . . lol

origina9ja

did you see new in ma post?

hmm Nanalicious\

Good one. That's cool.
But what if the bobo has manners but can't afford 3 square meal ?

Sister temi
I hope it will not be indecency if i ask you whether you are married?

Like your contribution

Tgirl4real:
Yes o.

The person suddenly becomes a monster.

E.g, if i'm ur friend or attracted to u cos I believe u are decent, respectable and a considerate person and u suddenly turned the opposite, i will certainly start avoiding u cos u will stink to me.

Sorry for the break in transmission.
I am not decent oo, please keep running as far as your legs can carry you . . .wetin

Peeps no get me wrong ooo

I knew people go for character but is it true that beauty disappears in the face of nagging or disrespect? anyone experienced such?

hehe
i hear you

was about posting this info.
Hahaha! Any explanations please?

It is possible the guy was able to hide when a sheep was passing by . . . lol

I thought you should have known

ifyalways:
hmmn
zuzuwe .

mee? nothing for you tonight

spikedcylinder:
Chai. So na wife you come find that time sef?

No wonder we no see your break light.

Go for character o agaba, go for character.

On the contrary, I did not go to look for any wifey my dear.

If I was ready to, I have one nairalander wee I go pluck sharp sharp
But not yet baby not yet
life is sweeet

haha see racism

kids are not welcome
you should be in school

keep hmming

just finished eating one round of kitten

used salmon to dilute it